HELP--My Girlfriend is Cheating on Me!!

Ghines1279 · 04-26-2011, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Clap135

Fuck her sister and make her buy you the tune. Problem solved lol

nah, plus one, fuck the mom. let her make you a sandwich.

EastBayE90 · 04-26-2011, 01:03 AM

Few gallons of water in her tank? Fuck the s4

turb0mik3 · 04-26-2011, 01:12 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ZOMG, best way to ask this question ever!!!!! +1012938102938 points to you.

k8dgr8 · 04-26-2011, 01:18 AM

omfg!!! this was hilarious!!!!! good job!!!

JB335 · 04-26-2011, 02:19 AM

Golf clap

tyorll · 04-26-2011, 02:27 AM

thank you sir, that was a nice twist.

folgrz · 04-26-2011, 02:28 AM

Bravo Nomie

hahahaha

UFhypzM3 · 04-26-2011, 02:38 AM

COBB AP

McMuffin · 04-26-2011, 02:44 AM

Fucking bastard, you had me going

mwscircle · 04-26-2011, 04:31 AM

i say

you get a tune( your choice )
next:
1. DCI
2. AR 3 inch Downpipe
3. HKS exhaust
4. HPF intercooler
5. Vishnu's new meth kit
6. Vishnu's fuel solution
7. Stalk her ass

8. Report on e90 post
9. Post pics on photobucket and then linked to e90 post.
10. We all enjoy

hotrod182 · 04-26-2011, 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///M3THOD

I run a JB4, I like the tune. I'm sure I would like the PROcede as well, but as I am still learning about this stuff I guess naviety is bliss. I probably don't know what I am missing but for me, at least for the moment, I don't need anything more than the JB4.

Don't forget this is a BMW forum, the highest priced product is always the best

Or JB4/meth equipped with a panic button (N20) to catch her at will.
Last night on a leisurely 2.0 sec 60' second gear street launch...
11.5 at 128.6mph.....(Z06 beating acceleration)
also recorded several 3.4 sec 0-60 runs, which will keep up with her AWD launches.

jannisa · 04-26-2011, 06:20 AM

Epic, you made my day, thanks!!!!!
On to your situation, get procede for one reason only:
Set the DIC to 100% and let the ladies autotune.
And don't forget to share your logs.

TT3 iN NyC · 04-26-2011, 08:34 AM

haha thanks fellas..... looks like PROcede it is....

import36 · 04-26-2011, 08:47 AM

saw thread title...entered thread in preparation for "move to Off Topic section" comment..........boy was i wrong.

16M4 · 04-26-2011, 08:51 AM

Lol best thread ever!

E90E · 04-26-2011, 09:06 AM

ditch the bitch, get some fresh snatch, go to peter luger's with the girl, then slam at your place with the girl and then Cobb it.

done.

TT3 iN NyC · 04-26-2011, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by E90E

ditch the bitch, get some fresh snatch, go to peter luger's with the girl, then slam at your place with the girl and then Cobb it.

done.

Give her some of my corn on the COBB?

JKim89 · 04-26-2011, 09:21 AM

holy crap that is some way to ask a question lol
this guy's a genius!

GQ335i · 04-26-2011, 09:37 AM

LoL! This is fantastic! I run the JB4 and absolutely love it.

Mike@N54Tuning.com · 04-26-2011, 09:42 AM

Awesome Post

Mike

Beemw335 · 04-26-2011, 09:43 AM

Op...in your previous post, you said that you already had a procede v5 waiting to be installed???
Lol anyways I wonder how your girlfriend explained her self out of that situation :O

PiZauL · 04-26-2011, 09:52 AM

lulz. Some ATM would fix everything.

04-26-2011, 01:03 AM	#46
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04-26-2011, 01:12 AM	#47
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04-26-2011, 01:18 AM	#48
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04-26-2011, 02:19 AM	#49
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04-26-2011, 02:27 AM	#50
tyorll Private First Class 9 Rep 175 Posts Drives: 135i Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Sydney iTrader: (0)	thank you sir, that was a nice twist.
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04-26-2011, 02:28 AM	#51
folgrz Second Lieutenant 15 Rep 233 Posts Drives: AW E46 ZCP Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Long Island,NY iTrader: (0)	Bravo Nomie hahahaha
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04-26-2011, 02:38 AM	#52
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04-26-2011, 02:44 AM	#53
McMuffin Lieutenant Colonel 132 Rep 1,549 Posts Drives: A Widebody 92 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Califas iTrader: (5)	Fucking bastard, you had me going __________________ Embryo>e92
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04-26-2011, 04:31 AM	#54
mwscircle Banned 69 Rep 3,409 Posts Drives: e90, e30, 993, etc Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: San Diego/Indonesia iTrader: (5)	i say you get a tune( your choice ) next: 1. DCI 2. AR 3 inch Downpipe 3. HKS exhaust 4. HPF intercooler 5. Vishnu's new meth kit 6. Vishnu's fuel solution 7. Stalk her ass 8. Report on e90 post 9. Post pics on photobucket and then linked to e90 post. 10. We all enjoy
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04-26-2011, 06:20 AM	#56
jannisa Lieutenant 55 Rep 546 Posts Drives: Z4 Sdrive35i Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Greece iTrader: (0)	Epic, you made my day, thanks!!!!! On to your situation, get procede for one reason only: Set the DIC to 100% and let the ladies autotune. And don't forget to share your logs.
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04-26-2011, 08:34 AM	#57
TT3 iN NyC Colonel 249 Rep 2,567 Posts Drives: F80 M3CS Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NYC iTrader: (9)	haha thanks fellas..... looks like PROcede it is.... __________________ 07 e92 335i - Retired 18 F80 M3CS - Retired 21 G20 330i M-Sport - Current
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04-26-2011, 08:47 AM	#58
import36 Burrito bowl connoisseur 133 Rep 3,501 Posts Drives: 2015 Nissan GTR Black Edition Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Seven Cities iTrader: (1)	saw thread title...entered thread in preparation for "move to Off Topic section" comment..........boy was i wrong.
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04-26-2011, 08:51 AM	#59
16M4 Colonel 133 Rep 2,978 Posts Drives: 2016 SO M4 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Broomfiled, CO iTrader: (5)	Lol best thread ever!
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04-26-2011, 09:06 AM	#60
E90E Private First Class 10 Rep 179 Posts Drives: 2009 335i Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: You Know Where iTrader: (1)	ditch the bitch, get some fresh snatch, go to peter luger's with the girl, then slam at your place with the girl and then Cobb it. done.
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04-26-2011, 09:21 AM	#62
JKim89 Lieutenant 30 Rep 466 Posts Drives: 2009 BMW 335i X-Drive Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New York iTrader: (3)	holy crap that is some way to ask a question lol this guy's a genius!
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04-26-2011, 09:37 AM	#63
GQ335i First Lieutenant 18 Rep 368 Posts Drives: BMW M5 (E60) Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: PA/NJ iTrader: (5)	LoL! This is fantastic! I run the JB4 and absolutely love it. __________________
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04-26-2011, 09:42 AM	#64
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04-26-2011, 09:43 AM	#65
Beemw335 Colonel 62 Rep 2,013 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: My car is my home iTrader: (2)	Op...in your previous post, you said that you already had a procede v5 waiting to be installed??? Lol anyways I wonder how your girlfriend explained her self out of that situation :O
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04-26-2011, 09:52 AM	#66
PiZauL I6 + TT = FTW 128 Rep 867 Posts Drives: E90 M3, GT350, Tesla M3P Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Baltimore, MD iTrader: (2)	lulz. Some ATM would fix everything.
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