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      01-31-2012, 02:25 PM   #45
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I normally just hold a big black rubber double ended dildo out my drivers side window and shake the hell out of it and look at them with my best I'm so angry at you right now that I am going to shake the shit out of a big black rubber double ended dildo out my window face........It's legal in Germany. Ok I lied it's not legal. Don't tell on me!
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I really dont care WTF you think, but when some one swerves into your lane on purpose to run you off the road and potentially end your life then I dont give a fuck if think your the only motherfucker with rights to the road. I did't point the gun at him and I didn't wave it at him, He was staring me down like he was gonna try to run me off the road again.
Your name on this forum is "ErvGotti"... We get it.. you think you're a gangsta. You don't need to explain yourself.
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      01-31-2012, 03:01 PM   #47
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I hold my gun on the steering wheel while I'm driving. I almost shot through my driver side window once, now I keep my finger off the trigger, but the threat of bullets ringing out if you cut me off still remains.
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      01-31-2012, 03:06 PM   #48
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I hold my gun on the steering wheel while I'm driving. I almost shot through my driver side window once, now I keep my finger off the trigger, but the threat of bullets ringing out if you cut me off still remains.


talk about staying in character...
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I normally just hold a big black rubber double ended dildo out my drivers side window and shake the hell out of it and look at them with my best I'm so angry at you right now that I am going to shake the shit out of a big black rubber double ended dildo out my window face........It's legal in Germany. Ok I lied it's not legal. Don't tell on me!
thank you... you just made my day
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BMW have tapped into this by mirroring typical BMW dynamics and steering communication within the new UKL cars.
You mean massive body roll, a steering system that is not connected to the front wheels, and the engine note played through the speaker system?!?!?!?!
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Your name on this forum is "ErvGotti"... We get it.. you think you're a gangsta. You don't need to explain yourself.
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Your name on this forum is "ErvGotti"... We get it.. you think you're a gangsta. You don't need to explain yourself.
Relative of yours?
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      01-31-2012, 03:29 PM   #52
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I have a Colt AR 15 Highly recommended...I also have a Tactical mini 14. My buddy has a Ruger 556 and it's pretty nice and less expensive.
6920 by any chance?
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I really dont care WTF you think, but when some one swerves into your lane on purpose to run you off the road and potentially end your life then I dont give a fuck if think your the only motherfucker with rights to the road. I did't point the gun at him and I didn't wave it at him, He was staring me down like he was gonna try to run me off the road again.
I see...

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6920 by any chance?
Yep...6920 Sporter
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I really dont care WTF you think, but when some one swerves into your lane on purpose to run you off the road and potentially end your life then I dont give a fuck if think your the only motherfucker with rights to the road. I did't point the gun at him and I didn't wave it at him, He was staring me down like he was gonna try to run me off the road again.
So what you're saying is you're incapable of keeping your heavier bigger tire footprint car from being pushed off the road by a prius? You must really suck as a driver.


Imbecile.
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I totally agree.

Every once in a while, if someone is getting too close and won't move the 3-4 recommended car lengths away, I like to pop a shot off at their fender just to make my point.
We got some badasses in here.

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I really dont care WTF you think, but when some one swerves into your lane on purpose to run you off the road and potentially end your life then I dont give a fuck if think your the only motherfucker with rights to the road. I did't point the gun at him and I didn't wave it at him, He was staring me down like he was gonna try to run me off the road again.
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Yep...6920 Sporter
Same here. We must have the same taste in metal and oil.
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Same here. We must have the same taste in metal and oil.
Yep, we have good taste in metal and oil
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I was cruising down the road, with my Beretta in one hand, and my 50 cal. in the other, cutting people off, and then slowing down really slow, and pointing my guns at them, and then this guy actually slows to let me merge when I was getting on the freeway, and I was like WTF, so I shot a couple holes in his fender and flipped him off.
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I was cruising down the road, with my Beretta in one hand, and my 50 cal. in the other, cutting people off, and then slowing down really slow, and pointing my guns at them, and then this guy actually slows to let me merge when I was getting on the freeway, and I was like WTF, so I shot a couple holes in his fender and flipped him off.
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      02-01-2012, 09:01 AM   #62
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ran in the house, and grabbed ma clip
wit the mack 10 on the side of ma hip
bailed outside and pointed ma weapon
just as i thought the fools kept steppin
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