SOOOOO P1$$ED off.....

booforty · 08-30-2007, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ZiM

naah not yet paul...

i'm secretly pleased it hasn't sold yet

It is a gorgeous car mate. You clearly work very hard and we all deserve the odd luxury in life. Enjoy while it lasts... Can you make UK4?

mjh93sa · 08-30-2007, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by beauforty

Carl, what's happened? Your English and grammar really has improved...

Hope you get it sorted mate!

Must be the sticky keyboard slowing him down. His brain can keep up now.

booforty · 08-30-2007, 07:13 PM

Sticky keyboard?

ZiM · 08-30-2007, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by beauforty

It is a gorgeous car mate. You clearly work very hard and we all deserve the odd luxury in life. Enjoy while it lasts... Can you make UK4?

depends on what car i've got matey

mjh93sa · 08-30-2007, 07:19 PM

In my experience a sugar laden cup of coffee into a keyboard gives some strange results. You may not loose the ability to "spe proper y ike Car os," But instead get the keys sticking on when you do hammer them free enough to type.

- Paul - · 08-31-2007, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by silverbmwz3

BC4J, don't encourage him.......

Carlos: What's a DEC VAX, What's VMS

OR, more likely

Carlos: Isn't a Vax something you hoover your house with ?

We still have lots of DEC's and I use VMS every day at work!!!

OriginalFrak · 08-31-2007, 03:39 AM

Blimey I didn't think there would be many DEX Vax left running.

Having said that I was taken back a few years at a customers the other day.
They had a fully functioning MicroVAX and a PDP 11/23 - or maybe it was an 11/73.

Ah those were the days...when people wrote code in assembler and not this crappy visual bloatware...

LOL

mjh93sa · 08-31-2007, 04:08 AM

I spent a summer during my University years writing code because they were about to chuck a Vax in the skip and needed replacement stuff for their PCs.

- Paul - · 08-31-2007, 04:53 AM

PDP 11-83 are what runs some of our kit!!!!!

Colonel'K · 08-31-2007, 06:53 AM

Ah yes, I remember those PDP machines from way back. I hated VMS with a passion- it was far clunkier than almost anything else.

When the VAX vacuum cleaners were launched, we quickly realised "Nothing sucks like a VAX"

NFS · 08-31-2007, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

Spi't a whoe FOOKIN mug of FOOKIN TEA on my 'aptop.

SO ANGRY:mad: turned it off and dried randon parts 'ike battery etc and over sections which have vents.... but when start it up makes oud beeping noises. its started now as you can see im here but im not so sure it wi'' 'ast

as you can see the '' '' is not working, the 'etter which is between k and m in the aphabet

any adice on what to do next, how can i stop anything going in the near future, stick her in the airing cupboard over night?? dry it thru, how can i get the 'etter between ''k'' and ''m'' working again

dont rea''y want to pu'' her apart because i on'y paid 900 FOOKIN quid for it two months ago

ARGH SOOOOOOOOOOOO pished off

Car'os

Rinse it out under the tap with cold water, then put it on the radiator to dry

dxb335d · 08-31-2007, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by needforspeed

Rinse it out under the tap with cold water, then put it on the radiator to dry

what the etter '' ''??

Evil Diesel · 08-31-2007, 07:06 AM

Or 3 minutes in the microwave may help......

Ps here are a few more to keep you going:

L l ll

SoYank · 08-31-2007, 07:12 AM

When you need an 'l', try typing the ALT-0108 combination.

SoYank · 08-31-2007, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Colonel'K

Ah yes, I remember those PDP machines from way back. I hated VMS with a passion- it was far clunkier than almost anything else.

When the VAX vacuum cleaners were launched, we quickly realised "Nothing sucks like a VAX"

And you never had to get your computer VAXinated for viruses.

SoYank · 08-31-2007, 12:30 PM

One of my first programming homework assignments at university was on an LSI-11. The school's computer was a PDP 11/70. I was rather fond of them, with their RSX-11M operating system.

NFS · 08-31-2007, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

what the etter '' ''??

come again .. ?

steph.uk · 08-31-2007, 03:52 PM

Hey

gonna kill the myth...........Steph is a he (for Stephane....ye I know but in French Stephan is written with an e at the end, no wonder why I often receive mail to a miss or mrs Stephanie:mad

Sorry for those who thought for a sec that a bird was running around the forum

As for MAC I am an unconditional and got and Imac and Macbook latest generation:rocks:..... but got to use PC at work

This is the Friday feeling

Z4 Beemer · 08-31-2007, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by steph.uk

Hey

gonna kill the myth...........Steph is a he (for Stephane....ye I know but in French Stephan is written with an e at the end, no wonder why I often receive mail to a miss or mrs Stephanie:mad

Sorry for those who thought for a sec that a bird was running around the forum

As for MAC I am an unconditional and got and Imac and Macbook latest generation:rocks:..... but got to use PC at work

This is the Friday feeling

I kinda thought you were a 'he' - but it was Carl (dxb335d) that suggested you were a 'she' and from that point it made me wonder!

Glad you have cleared this up... it could have got a bit embarrassing.

330cdsport · 08-31-2007, 04:45 PM

Are any of the members on here females?

Probably not considering the amount of sexist banter we all go over at times

dxb335d · 08-31-2007, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Z4 Beemer

I kinda thought you were a 'he' - but it was Carl (dxb335d) that suggested you were a 'she' and from that point it made me wonder!

Glad you have cleared this up... it could have got a bit embarrassing.

aw man im gutted, i wanted an online relationship n all that

silverbmwz3 · 09-01-2007, 07:34 AM

How would you write "I 'ove you 'ots and 'ots, wi'' you marry me my 'ove" ?

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