New Sex Tip!

Crimson92 · 10-21-2013, 02:35 PM

two questions....why is the male bleeding in the first one...second why is he pissed in the second one.

Or is that his vinegar strokes?

Sara · 10-21-2013, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Please see latest revision.

almost but her hips need to be raised in the air slightly

kscarrol · 10-21-2013, 02:38 PM

Well done Billup though I think we have reached the limit of your MS Paint capabilities! Nice touch with the guys hands in the latest revision...

Billup · 10-21-2013, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Crimson92

two questions....why is the male bleeding in the first one...second why is he pissed in the second one.

Or is that his vinegar strokes?

His head should be more vertically downward, thus creating a gravitational force pulling blood flow to collaborate in the forehead. Please disregard my inaccuracies, my touchpad is unforgiving when drawing lines and circles.

He is angry because he has been redrawn in 10 positions now and just wants to finish.

Cheers!

Billup · 10-21-2013, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

almost but her hips need to be raised in the air slightly

You are very particular. I hope you do not keep a measuring tape in the bedroom.

Bimmer Nerd · 10-21-2013, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Definitely not a pick up artist. That's my buddies department.

However, being a pick up artist has little to do with pleasing a woman sexually.

Also, i'm not laughing at you, but laughing at the revelation that you just had about a move i figured out almost 24 years ago. Continuing to hone my craft during those years; that move has become superfluous and thereby excluded from my repertoire.

For the most part, if a "move" doesn't get here there quicker, heighten her experience or make the O last longer; it's tossed from the play book. A long time ago, i found out that if you please a woman right, once they're done, they don't care what you do to them in order to get yourself off. That can be the icing on the cake.

QFT. Especially the last part.

"oh you wanna blow it all of my recently done hair? Here: Skit skit skit"

Billup · 10-21-2013, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by kscarrol

Well done Billup though I think we have reached the limit of your MS Paint capabilities! Nice touch with the guys hands in the latest revision...

LOL, thank you. I noticed someone kept saying "hands on hips", but that is too much of what a woman would want. You can't let them think they have any right to make a decision, they get big headed that way.

Sara · 10-21-2013, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

LOL, thank you. I noticed someone kept saying "hands on hips", but that is too much of what a woman would want. You can't let them think they have any right to make a decision, they get big headed that way.

The hands on the hips keeps her in place. It prevents her from leaning too far to one side.

ddk632 · 10-21-2013, 02:48 PM

Sara has a good point. You need to keep the woman in her place!

Also Billup, your diagram is missing the last slide where the woman is back in the kitchen making you a sandwich.

Bimmer Nerd · 10-21-2013, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

You are very particular. I hope you do not keep a measuring tape in the bedroom.

BMWrules7 · 10-21-2013, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

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Originally Posted by BMWrules7

Yeah, go on and you keep laughing at me. But, you try this on her and end up having her think you are a god, I will be right here waiting for your "thanks man!"

It's not just that it's small---it's just that some of us are larger (not in a good way) than we like and rolling over on her is one quick way to kill the mood.

We all are not PUAs like Mr. Tonka!

Definitely not a pick up artist. That's my buddies department.

However, being a pick up artist has little to do with pleasing a woman sexually.

Also, i'm not laughing at you, but laughing at the revelation that you just had about a move i figured out almost 24 years ago. Continuing to hone my craft during those years; that move has become superfluous and thereby excluded from my repertoire.

For the most part, if a "move" doesn't get here there quicker, heighten her experience or make the O last longer; it's tossed from the play book. A long time ago, i found out that if you please a woman right, once they're done, they don't care what you do to them in order to get yourself off. That can be the icing on the cake.

Oh man, now I feel really bad that you all knew about my epiphany for so long.

The definition of insanity was repeatedly repeating something and expecting a different result.

I always tried to roll over and I have never been successful.

I feel like I invented the lightbulb.

Yet, you guys have known this for years. D'oh!

Billup · 10-21-2013, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ddk632

Sara has a good point. You need to keep the woman in her place!

Also Billup, your diagram is missing the last slide where the woman is back in the kitchen making you a sandwich.

I hope this is what you mean. Please note placement of hands on woman per Sara's request.

Samurai of 2day · 10-21-2013, 03:11 PM

billup is a freaking arteest!!

Sara · 10-21-2013, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

I hope this is what you mean. Please note placement of hands on woman per Sara's request.

LOL

Templar · 10-21-2013, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by BMWrules7

Oh man, now I feel really bad that you all knew about my epiphany for so long.

The definition of insanity was repeatedly repeating something and expecting a different result.

I always tried to roll over and I have never been successful.

I feel like I invented the lightbulb.

Yet, you guys have known this for years. D'oh!

Shah? Is that you?

And lol @ "repeatedly repeating."

And lol @ these pictures.

ddk632 · 10-21-2013, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

I hope this is what you mean. Please note placement of hands on woman per Sara's request.

Excellent. I rest my case.

Actually even better than I expected, because in your latest diagram you incorporate important time management skills into the mix as well.

With BmwRulez7's sex tips, Sara's invaluable female perspective, and Billups artistry, I believe we are in the works of what can become the next major sub-section of OT - baum chicka baum baum!

Devious21 · 10-21-2013, 03:51 PM

Billup, do you do commissions? Thinking about maybe framing one of these for the house.

Nate4641 · 10-21-2013, 03:55 PM

Ok, so i think now there needs to be a diagram for going from girl on top, face to face, to doggy with BMWrules7's description

BMWrules7 · 10-21-2013, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by kscarrol

Well done Billup though I think we have reached the limit of your MS Paint capabilities! Nice touch with the guys hands in the latest revision...

Yes! Pure genius by Billup!

BMWrules7 · 10-21-2013, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Nate4641

Ok, so i think now there needs to be a diagram for going from girl on top, face to face, to doggy with BMWrules7's description

Ok, I admit it. I was a loser in high school. There, are you all satisfied?

kscarrol · 10-21-2013, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by BMWrules7

Ok, I admit it. I was a loser in high school. There, are you all satisfied?

While things may not have gone in the direction you intended, thanks for starting one of the better threads I've seen in a while!

turbolag · 10-21-2013, 04:37 PM

Oh my god.

I'm fucking dying of laughter from Billup's pics.

How did this turn from some guy retarded sex tip to these exquisite diagrams?

Also, BMWrulessszsszzss7 and Billup need to get together and create more comedy.

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turbolag is nonexistent with N/A 22 Rep 1,126 Posts Drives: . Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: . iTrader: (0)	Oh my god. I'm fucking dying of laughter from Billup's pics. How did this turn from some guy retarded sex tip to these exquisite diagrams? Also, BMWrulessszsszzss7 and Billup need to get together and create more comedy.
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