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      09-07-2021, 08:08 PM   #6623
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I’ve had the worst week of my life. I had surgery last Monday to fix a deviated septum that I got after a racing accident, 36 years ago. I had to have 12 hours of reconstruction surgery to fix my nose and face after that accident. The surgeon wasn’t able to completely fix my septum. But, he was able to cut a bone out, clean up my chronic sinusitis, that I’ve had for years, caused by the deviated septum, and he was able expand my sinuses with a balloon. This surgery was 6 hours long. I almost suffocated to death in post op and it took me another 5 hours to wake up from anesthesia, where they quickly kicked me and my girlfriend out of the hospital. I was no where close to being able to go home. At some point, during the surgery, they switched the blood pressure cuff from my right arm to my left arm. It was taking my blood pressure every minute. It made my arms so sore, I’m just today able to move my arms. Two nights after surgery, I got, I think, constipation. It was extremely painful all night long. Today, I’m only feeling slightly better then the day after surgery. I feel like I got hit by a train. Last night I had what felt like PTSD. I woke up about midnight, I got really angry and agitated about how I was treated in post op. And, I felt like if I went to sleep and didn’t wake up, that it would be ok. Then, I thought about how our people in the military, feel that way, to a much greater degree, every day of their lives. I thought to myself, if they can deal with that everyday, I can deal with what I’m going through. Finally I was able to calm down and sleep for a couple hours. And again today, I only feel slightly better than the day after surgery. Sorry, I just needed to vent a little.
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.....and to think my excitement comes from my new NMD Adidas arriving today.
Your shoe game is ahead of mine I haven't gotten NMDs yet!

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but are you getting laid?
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      09-07-2021, 09:38 PM   #6625
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AMD cards are terrible, I got a 6800 and a 6800XT and had both for a total of 1.5 months until i tracked a 3070Ti Founders.



Your shoe game is ahead of mine I haven't gotten NMDs yet!


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      09-08-2021, 05:38 AM   #6626
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Night fart sweats last night.
Shivering because of trapped gas.
Woke up to sounding the trumpet
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      09-08-2021, 07:37 AM   #6627
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Night fart sweats last night.
Shivering because of trapped gas.
Woke up to sounding the trumpet
Was it the squirrel stew? Maybe it is time to see a Gastroenterologist? Your husband run for cover?

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but are you getting laid?
Heh, I am. Daily. And I'm still like this. Could you imagine being around me on a daily basis if I wasn't? I don't even want to think about it.

Honestly Doc, after a while it loses it's temporal effect. It's like eating, it's just something I do.
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Night fart sweats last night.
Shivering because of trapped gas.
Woke up to sounding the trumpet
Was it the squirrel stew? Maybe it is time to see a Gastroenterologist? Your husband run for cover?

It's party time
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Your shoe game is ahead of mine I haven't gotten NMDs yet!


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Eh, my shoe game is modest. I'm picky AF and have a knack for picking out the most expensive stuff without knowing the price. It makes shopping for myself pretty difficult. Third pair of NMD's and waiting on my fourth to become available in my size again on Adidas's website. I'm telling you, those bastards know what they're doing with the sizing/color availability. They're driving up the price of their own shoes. By the time a person realizes they like a color combo, BAM!! all normal sizes are gone. Then it's to the stockx-type sites to try find them and pay $100 more because of the rarity. My only problem is that I'm also a moderate spender. This reminds me, I need to pick up a pair Palladium work boots for winter.

The girlfriend is good man. Five year anniversary was 8/5. It's weird though, normally now would be the time that arrangements would be made for cohabitation. Issue is, her youngest child is still pretty young. Her selling her home and moving in with me isn't ideal and me selling my home to move in with her, leaves me homeless if she decides I'm no longer needed. Difficult situation for progression at this point, but to simply maintain what we have; the alternating homes every other week, will continue for at least another 9 - 10 years.....that is if the youngest moves out when he's 18. Current societal norms do not favor this. All in all, we're good, just concerned about my mental health (and the physical health of those around me) when I'm in my 50's still running daily like I do now.
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I feel like ALL of us know WAY too much about your GI tract.

Been with the girlfriend 5 years. I've heard her fart twice now. Both times were in her sleep. It's like smelling your elbows. Everyone does it, but no one talks about it.
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Also....

at those who actually tried to smell your elbow.

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I feel like ALL of us know WAY too much about your GI tract.

Been with the girlfriend 5 years. I've heard her fart twice now. Both times were in her sleep. It's like smelling your elbows. Everyone does it, but know one talks about it.
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Wait what no one smells their elbows
For us humans, unfortunately, our endoskeleton gets in the way.
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For us humans, unfortunately, our endoskeleton gets in the way.
1MOREMOD What's your elbow smell like?
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Just smelt my elbows and ahh like roses, not working today so figures.
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Me braining fools like you with it?
Ah yes....then it should smell like Aventus. Excellent choice in elbow scent.
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Ah yes....then it should smell like Aventus. Excellent choice in elbow scent.
Back of the knees smell like Ben-Gay and molasses
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Back of the knees smell like Ben-Gay and molasses
Pft....whatever.....no one ever made it that far down to find out!
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Pft....whatever.....no one ever made it that far down to find out!
Did they get sidetracked on the way down?
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