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      04-22-2010, 08:12 AM   #67981
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that is brilliantly washed right there can he come wash my bitch
um your car is brand new it should still look like that after a rinse!
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no when im fucking a bitch, she thinks to herself "is it in"
BANG!!! yoself!
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my density


again.. jared is gonna cut your balls off if you keep this up

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Prolly what is going thru a chicks head when she is having sex wit you! I kid I kid!
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jerry?? and sex???
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again.. jared is gonna cut your balls off if you keep this up



jerry?? and sex???

I think you have earned the BS King!
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um your car is brand new it should still look like that after a rinse!
hahah i know just saying... the reflection is great on that
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it's like nick and a regular hotdog.. just doens't happen
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it's like nick and a regular hotdog.. just doens't happen
actually quite the opposite... my brother makes fun of me when we go to this hot dog place because i dont get it "all the way"
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actually quite the opposite... my brother makes fun of me when we go to this hot dog place because i dont get it "all the way"
nah just chili right?
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BWAP!!!!
jerry: "did you just fart?"
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I JUST SHOT OUT A SKEET PELLET THROUGH MY URETHRA'S INTERNAL LINNING
WTF!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA I WAS GONNA SAY SOMETHING BUT NOTHING CAME TO MIND!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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nah just chili right?
i can honestly say that i have never had a chili dog...... im just big boned

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what kind of fucking hot dog stand are you going to!?
http://www.johnnyandhanges.com/
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jerry: "did you just fart?"
MARBLES: "How did he hear that? I hate your face!"
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STOP REMEMBERING THINGS!
whatd i say?
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i can honestly say that i have never had a chili dog...... im just big boned



http://www.johnnyandhanges.com/
you just made my day! "Im just big boned" is the biggest (no pun) crock of poop I have ever heard! ahahahhahah
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have u seen my vag
Why yes................ I have!
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how could u miss my grand canyon.. it's so huge
FAIL... he said he saw DUMB ASS
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FAIL... he said he saw DUMB ASS
oh dear
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u have no idea how pissed off i was last night that TOWELY did not make a fucking appearance on last night's sp episode..

"Tom cruise has seman on his back"


dude... once you go MAC, you never go BACK?? that makes it seem like they didnt do a good job
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