Off Topic Secret Santa - 2015

Mr Tonka · 11-27-2015, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

No children 17 and under, although I like your explanation better. Let's just go with X.

Oh... yeah... i knew that it meant No Children under 17. I was just messin wichya.

So X will me banned and many rep points revoked.

Maybe stick with PG-13 to NC-17.

ASBSECU E93 · 11-27-2015, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Ok, similar to my set up, but with a twist. (you may regret this or come to hate me)

Guys (and girls), one goat costs $50usd.

I need a count of how many OT peeps would commit to donating 1 goat for a good quality portrait type picture of Lups. (4 people = 4 goats)

Then, i need a count of how many OT peeps would commit to donating 2 goats for a good quality WAIST UP portrait type picture of Lups. (4 people = 8 goats)

THEN... i need a count of how many OT peeps would commit to donating 3 goats each for a good quality full body picture of Lups in heals, nothing more than 2" inseam shorts or skirt, and at least exposed cleavage. (4 people = 12 goats)

This is borderline evil.... don't hate me!!

No love lost if you say no. In fact, if you don't want to do this, i'll donate another goat just to ensure you won't hate me for pimping your photos out.

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It is going to suck to be me.

I can commit posting a shot my son took a few weeks back, or/ and the few already seen in my blog, but the chances I can ever be drunk enough to take a pic of myself are slim due to my high tolerance with alcohol.

Now if someone would explain me where to get weed...

I hear Colorado is liberal in their policies.....

MrPrena · 11-27-2015, 11:51 PM

^ Oh yeah.

Worst part is when NE, UT, WY, AZ, NM, KS trooper pulls you over and try to search your car, because they think any CO license plate vehicle = Pot transporter.

Axius · 11-28-2015, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

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It is going to suck to be me.

I can commit posting a shot my son took a few weeks back, or/ and the few already seen in my blog, but the chances I can ever be drunk enough to take a pic of myself are slim due to my high tolerance with alcohol.

Now if someone would explain me where to get weed...

Hey there, would you like to come check out my selection?

Axius · 11-28-2015, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Cockblocker!! I, um, mean Axius's cock, because that would be so weird if I had one! Haha, so funny to think about, I know.

Phew, I got scared after reading that first word. Nice save.

Although, if I imagine you with a penis, it's fairly large, so you'd be doing alright.

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Nice...

Just don't say that and leave us alone with any of your lady friends. You may have a difficult time holding on to her after she's comes to know an experienced man.

Pffft, they don't like me for having experience, I just look good and have a great penis. I'm just a mere toy for sexually deviant women to abuse.

Lups · 11-29-2015, 12:37 AM

Reporting for duty if anyone needs to feel sleazy.

Biorin · 11-29-2015, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Cockblocker!! I, um, mean Axius's cock, because that would be so weird if I had one! Haha, so funny to think about, I know.

Phew, I got scared after reading that first word. Nice save.

Although, if I imagine you with a penis, it's fairly large, so you'd be doing alright.

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Nice...

Just don't say that and leave us alone with any of your lady friends. You may have a difficult time holding on to her after she's comes to know an experienced man.

Pffft, they don't like me for having experience, I just look good and have a great penis. I'm just a mere toy for sexually deviant women to abuse.

My coworker tells me she thinks that I have a penis. She says this is further evidenced by the fact that when I tell people, I explain it as "Marie thinks I have a huge penis," and only a man would care solely about the size of it.

Lups · 11-29-2015, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

My coworker tells me she thinks that I have a penis. She says this is further evidenced by the fact that when I tell people, I explain it as "Marie thinks I have a huge penis," and only a man would care solely about the size of it.

Mmmmm. Pic!

RJ_ · 11-29-2015, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

My coworker tells me she thinks that I have a penis. She says this is further evidenced by the fact that when I tell people, I explain it as "Marie thinks I have a huge penis," and only a man would care solely about the size of it.

I think you're just trying to let everyone know that your analogous anatomy is more like a sunflower than a daisy.

Oh wait, I was supposed to be sleazy towards Lups. My mistake.

Lups · 11-29-2015, 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

I think you're just trying to let everyone know that your analogous anatomy is more like a sunflower than a daisy.

Oh wait, I was supposed to be sleazy towards Lups. My mistake.

A mistake indeed! I am so being sleazy towards you men here! So show me the goods.

ASBSECU E93 · 11-29-2015, 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

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Originally Posted by RJ_

I think you're just trying to let everyone know that your analogous anatomy is more like a sunflower than a daisy.

Oh wait, I was supposed to be sleazy towards Lups. My mistake.

A mistake indeed! I am so being sleazy towards you men here! So show me the goods.

Only a few of us good men are willing to bare the good for you ladies

RJ_ · 11-29-2015, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

A mistake indeed! I am so being sleazy towards you men here! So show me the goods.

Alright, give me a sec. I'll post the goods.

Hint: It's about 10 inches long with some red balls at the bottom. This is probably a bad idea because I've been drinking.

RJ_ · 11-29-2015, 02:31 AM

I hope this hits the spot for you.

bimmette · 11-29-2015, 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

I hope this hits the spot for you.

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Lups · 11-29-2015, 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Only a few of us good men are willing to bare the good for you ladies

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Alright, give me a sec. I'll post the goods.

Hint: It's about 10 inches long with some red balls at the bottom. This is probably a bad idea because I've been drinking.

Bahahaha. I'd post my pic if I could. I erased the shot I had, but hell yes, for charity I think even my no showering 48 old face can be shown.

Lups · 11-29-2015, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

I hope this hits the spot for you.

Mmmmmmm

This is a goat from me. That's a working hand.

ASBSECU E93 · 11-29-2015, 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

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Originally Posted by RJ_

I hope this hits the spot for you.

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bimmette · 11-29-2015, 02:51 AM

Ok, Mr Tonka, goat time! Gentlemen, I present the lovely Lups!

Lups · 11-29-2015, 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Ok, Mr Tonka, goat time! Gentlemen, I present the lovely Lups!

Yeah, that shot. I'll pay two goats for you to take it down and!!! I'll post the shot in color (without my face) to show you how dirty my shirt was.

Fucking charity ruining images.

Nkc · 11-29-2015, 03:04 AM

Never knew lups was bang material.

RJ_ · 11-29-2015, 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Ok, Mr Tonka, goat time! Gentlemen, I present the lovely Lups!

Can someone confirm this isn't some Nordic actress?

bimmette · 11-29-2015, 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

Never knew lups was bang material.

Ahhh I just needed to post pics of Lups to lure you back eh?

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Nkc NOOB 1607 Rep 1,356 Posts Drives: Cars Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: @BMWclassicdivision iTrader: (0)	Never knew lups was bang material.
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