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      04-26-2010, 01:03 PM   #69257
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So you scared the Phuck out of her is what you are trying to say! Jerry do you have any idea what it would be like for a young woman who is rooming wit two dudes who she has only E-met before this night to see a midget begin to hump a pillow like as said jackrabbit? Any clue? Well I can tell you, she wasnt sleeping wit both eyes shut!
haha it was very unexpected. Jerry scared me at times. but I loved every minute with those guys.
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Reasons why jerry is single.......

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So you scared the Phuck out of her is what you are trying to say! Jerry do you have any idea what it would be like for a young woman who is rooming wit two dudes who she has only E-met before this night to see a midget begin to hump a pillow like as said jackrabbit? Any clue? Well I can tell you, she wasnt sleeping wit both eyes shut!
GUESS WE FOUND NUMBER 2!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the teenager!!!!!! OMG this shit just got really funny! Jerry you got tossed for a boy!?!?!?!?!?! I dont believe it!
No another friend of mine from SLC flew in and I stayed with him once he arrived. He's older.
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aaaaaaahhh and now you know why Jerry is single!
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE NO WAY HAHAAHAHAHAH CHECK MY LAST POST HAHAHAHAAH OMAHHAHASDHH FUCK
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      04-26-2010, 01:05 PM   #69261
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you can go fuck urself with him
My anoose just exploded! I cant even type anymore!!!!!! hahhahahaakhka
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you can go fuck urself now
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you can go fuck urself with him
guess you will be joining us huh??

you munchkin
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GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE NO WAY HAHAAHAHAHAH CHECK MY LAST POST HAHAHAHAAH OMAHHAHASDHH FUCK
BWWWWWWWWAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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      04-26-2010, 01:07 PM   #69264
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haha it was very unexpected. Jerry scared me at times. but I loved every minute with those guys.
Jerry's height deficiency was a lil (hahahhahaha) unexpected too, but DAMN! Sara we dont hold it against him!
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a nice quick snack...some prosciutto (however you spell it) with provolone on a nice semolina bread yummmmmmm
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BWWWWWWWWAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT WAS A WET ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jerry's height deficiency was a lil (hahahhahaha) unexpected too, but DAMN! Sara we dont hold it against him!
Jerrys actually taller than me.. We had Alex compare us
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wow that pic came out huge hahaha
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THAT WAS A WET ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have no idea!!!!!
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Jerry's height deficiency was a lil (hahahhahaha) unexpected too, but DAMN! Sara we dont hold it against him!
HAHAHAHAHAH shane stand on your desk... shin kicks are coming!!!

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a nice quick snack...some prosciutto (however you spell it) with provolone on a nice semolina bread yummmmmmm
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wow that pic came out huge hahaha
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You have no idea!!!!!
SOMEONE PLEASE I AM DYING hahaahahahahahahahahahahaaha
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what kind of fucking pictures are you taking ASL?
hahah tried to pull a you idk, its so fucking good it made me happy lol
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Jerrys actually taller than me.. We had Alex compare us
Nice! So you two hit it off then? Jerry your yamaka wearing ass moving to the land down under? She does live in Utah! BYU BAYBAY!!!!!!!
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WHAT PIC



SOMEONE PLEASE I AM DYING hahaahahahahahahahahahahaaha
i knew you'd appreciate that
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HAHAHAHAHAH shane stand on your desk... shin kicks are coming!!!







my desk hell all I gotta do is stand on my tippy toes and I am outa reach!
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Nice! So you two hit it off then? Jerry your yamaka wearing ass moving to the land down under? She does live in Utah! BYU BAYBAY!!!!!!!
BYU? UM NO!
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what in god's name are you on?
750mg of oxy......
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fuck that shit.. the girls there are all mormons and have cob webbed vaginas
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