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      05-31-2009, 01:58 AM   #69631
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i got my vibrator back today for squeaking parts and long dongs.. 3 days and the gay sex shop couldnt replicate either issue..

1) the remote control only squeaks when reversed, told them this, but they didnt do that
2) i got my vibrator extended to the long dong 1 hour after i left the dealer for about 6 seconds..
3) fuck my butt
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      05-31-2009, 01:58 AM   #69633
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"Two turntables and a microphone...."
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      05-31-2009, 01:58 AM   #69634
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dude, i hae liek 10 already LOL
oh yeah my bad. haha
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      05-31-2009, 01:59 AM   #69635
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double DAMN!
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i saw some drunk dude hit a tree stump
i laugh at him bc i only got a problem wit the fuckin fuel pump
twin turbo spooled up high
i make all those vishnu guys sigh
JB3 for the mother fucking win
this car is XI so there is no wheel spin
hahah nice
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      05-31-2009, 01:59 AM   #69637
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i saw some drunk dude hit a tree stump
i laugh at him bc i only got a problem wit the fuckin fuel pump
twin turbo spooled up high
i make all those vishnu guys sigh
JB3 for the mother fucking win
this car is XI so there is no wheel spin
oh no he did'int...
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      05-31-2009, 02:00 AM   #69638
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haha saweet!
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      05-31-2009, 02:00 AM   #69639
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"Two turntables and a microphone...."
not.. a microphone!
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      05-31-2009, 02:01 AM   #69640
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i saw some cute dude hit on my boyfriend
i laugh at him bc i only got a problem wit the fuckin penis pump
gay twin brothers spooled my pee pee high
i make all those homo guys sigh
G.A.Y. for the mother fucking win
this strap on is XI so there is spin
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that took you WAY too long.. fail for thinking too much to ninja edit my post
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      05-31-2009, 02:01 AM   #69642
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Oh yes I attacked the enemy tune
im sure they're all watching the new video - two girls one spoon
some say when terry speaks vishnu goes into limp
and the vishnu drivers are the de-evolution of a chimp
oh snapppp
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      05-31-2009, 02:03 AM   #69644
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ight fellas me and the wifey are going to go get crunk!

HOLLA!!!
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Oh yes I attacked the enemy butthole
im sure they're all watching the new video - two jerrys one erection
some say when i speak no penis goes limp
and the other homo drivers are the de-evolution of a buttplug
i hate you
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ight fellas me and the wifey are going to go get crunk!

HOLLA!!!
later dustin and wifey.
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DAMN! i see whats going on here
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lol fuck u
so NASTY..
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      05-31-2009, 02:09 AM   #69650
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what up yo, my name is jerry
some say shaved, but i like my men hairy
vagina is always secondary
there is no chance i will ever be straight
god im gay
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I might nasty, i might be sexual
but if i stop posting, the chat thread will die to hell
whenever im on redbull i feel alive
cuz we know i got the mother fucking e95
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