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      04-27-2010, 08:56 AM   #69741
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it's so beautiful..
i like how everything is so perfectly aligned
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story that is not my life..
yo so that girl u were talking about last night is she moving back to ny??
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that's what this place is for
I hope this wakes you up Drew!


Jerry likes to stair at his ceiling at night,
because once the lights go out the ninja stars light up like rainbow bright!
His Car bed keeps him safe and gives him a false sense of comfort,
I think re-painting your walls is a good idea as pink would be my last resort!
Jerry did you clean up your dishes last night,
I sure hope so because in a minute you know who is gonna pull the breaker and scream out "Goodnight!"
Shit there goes my DAMN! COD game,
Well there young Jerry, sorry bro you only got yourself to blame!
Jerry you make me laugh so DAMN!! hard sometimes,
Just thinking of it made lose track of my rhymes!
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      04-27-2010, 09:04 AM   #69747
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story that is not my life..
Actually I think I just told it! ^^
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I hope this wakes you up Drew!


Jerry likes to stair at his ceiling at night,
because once the lights go out the ninja stars light up like rainbow bright!
His Car bed keeps him safe and gives him a false sense of comfort,
I think re-painting your walls is a good idea as pink would be my last resort!
Jerry did you clean up your dishes last night,
I sure hope so because in a minute you know who is gonna pull the breaker and scream out "Goodnight!"
Shit there goes my DAMN! COD game,
Well there young Jerry, sorry bro you only got yourself to blame!
Jerry you make me laugh so DAMN!! hard sometimes,
Just thinking of it made lose track of my rhymes!
night - bright
comfort - resort (fail)
night - goodnight (fail x5)
game - blame
sometimes - rhymes very creative with that one



you shane
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Actually I think I just told it! ^^
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nah, shes gonna be here for 10 days.. me her and aurora are getting a hotel room together in the city one ngiht.. that should be interesting LOL



OMFG!! THE UNEXPECTEDNESS OF THIS RHYME HAS MADE ME CUM IN 12 LOCATIONS!!!
WHAT THE FUCK??? you fail right fucking there..... WHY ARE YOU BRINGING AWHORE A THERE
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night - bright
comfort - resort (fail)
night - goodnight (fail x5)
game - blame
sometimes - rhymes very creative with that one



you shane
you suck!
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I hope this wakes you up Drew!


Jerry likes to stair at his ceiling at night,
because once the lights go out the ninja stars light up like rainbow bright!
His Car bed keeps him safe and gives him a false sense of comfort,
I think re-painting your walls is a good idea as pink would be my last resort!
Jerry did you clean up your dishes last night,
I sure hope so because in a minute you know who is gonna pull the breaker and scream out "Goodnight!"
Shit there goes my DAMN! COD game,
Well there young Jerry, sorry bro you only got yourself to blame!
Jerry you make me laugh so DAMN!! hard sometimes,
Just thinking of it made lose track of my rhymes!
HAHAHAHAHA

Im wide awake now
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you suck!
I AM NOT JARED
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well im gonna have alone time wit taylor.. but taylor and aurora talk on my fb for a while ever since the "gilat incident" back in june last year.. so both wanted to meet each other.. and that means i get two girls to dance wit at the club
i bet you a hundo that they dance together and leave you in the corner
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WHAT THE FUCK??? you fail right fucking there..... WHY ARE YOU BRINGING AWHORE A THERE
No way man just have Kevin in the closet with chloroform in hand and bam Jerry gets laid! Twice in one night by two different GIRLS!
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I AM NOT JARED
no you are not! thanks for pointing that out.
why are you so mean to me?
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when this redbull is finished, im sure to come up wit a nice rhyme for shane
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No way man just have Kevin in the closet with chloroform in hand and bam Jerry gets laid! Twice in one night by two different GIRLS!
yea and jerry is taller than a smurf




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no you are not! thanks for pointing that out.
why are you so mean to me?
i am not mean to you... i am just not happy that you wanna piss all over my bootyful wheels (yep i saw that even though you probably ninja edited that fucker)
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he is working on it right now!
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yea and jerry is taller than a smurf






i am not mean to you... i am just not happy that you wanna piss all over my bootyful wheels (yep i saw that even though you probably ninja edited that fucker)
I am sorry! I will not urinate on them, will you be nice to me now.
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good.. im gonna wit the bet.. take the money, and buy aurora some deoderint
omg!
HOLY ESL!

wit - wet
bet - bed
deoderint - deodorant!

DAMN! - DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I am sorry! I will not urinate on them, will you be nice to me now.
yes my burgh buddy

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good.. im gonna wit the bet.. take the money, and buy aurora some deoderint


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omg!
HOLY ESL!

wit - wet
bet - bed
deoderint - deodorant!

DAMN! - DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
swing and a misssss

wit = win
deoderint = deodorant
and bet = bet
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