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01-05-2021, 11:20 AM | #7020 |
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I'm trying to set something up with this Finnish girl that I met in Canadia. I've been told there's no quicker way to a woman's heart than a nice cold bag of milk. I can't really afford much more than that since my current (half employment) is a pool boy, and since the pool hasn't been constructed over the past 5 years, I'm broke.
I see there is a "girl" in here. Lups can you please provide some insight? |
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01-05-2021, 11:28 AM | #7021 | |
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01-05-2021, 11:28 AM | #7022 | |
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Dying to see what joker set up this screen name.....
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01-05-2021, 11:36 AM | #7023 | |
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Not to say I'm all that but, I've had more activity than I can deal with. One thing I'm trying to do is to not do what I did in the past and focus on one girl at a time. At least not in the beginning. Plus not to set expectations too high from the beginning that would put pressure on yourself. If things don't work out, be thankful for the time you've had and just move on. I've had some women that were hot and heavy in the beginning when we were chatting online to go lukewarm after we had met up. No biggie, I've got other options to move on to. If you come off being a beta and make her the entire focus, they're going to pick up on this and act accordingly. That's something else I've learned after being burned as a beta. To create and generate desire on their end. I no longer adjust my lifestyle ("frame") to any woman. |
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01-05-2021, 11:37 AM | #7024 | |
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I like the drawing suggestion though, because then my poverty is unbeknownst and she'd have to like me for me. I'm no joker, just an average American that travels abroad to Canada in search of a lover. |
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01-05-2021, 11:52 AM | #7025 | |
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I'll just sit back and watch where this one goes.
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01-05-2021, 01:37 PM | #7028 | |
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Lups Lots of LED lighting, monitor pH (if growing in deep water culture) and adjust accordingly every day. I will say that I've never actually grown peppers before. What's the light cycle on these "jalapenos"? |
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01-05-2021, 04:04 PM | #7029 | ||
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How are you you bad texter? Just forget the girl. No man who thinks milk can be stuffed in bags deserves the torture the finn will give you. I mean just save yourself. I've had a day... I can't believe the amount of fuckups one tiny project could put me through. I've finally hit the point, after failing for 12 hours straight in everything that I'm off to bed. I'm so fucking mad at myself...
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01-05-2021, 04:29 PM | #7031 | |
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But this is Grade A, pasture raised, virgin CANADIAN cow milk in a bag. This is how Jesus would have wanted it. What's the latest project? Surely you can fuck it up more than you already have, we have faith in you! |
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01-05-2021, 05:00 PM | #7032 | ||
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Good coffee, I sure as fuck hope I won't ever be able to top this. The project was simple, incert a heating thingy to a garden hose to drain condensation water from an outer unit of a heating thingy. Now I have very nice, short hose bits, one ruined heating thingy, one crushed ego and my veranda is flooding. Not a complete success and got nobody but me to blame for it. I was doomed to fail, I said how hard could it be and all...
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01-05-2021, 06:19 PM | #7033 |
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01-06-2021, 04:42 AM | #7034 | |
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Billie is an absolute legend of this forum, a wonderful guy with a heart of gold. He also gets banned a lot.
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01-06-2021, 09:22 AM | #7035 | ||
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I'm not even going to ask how you managed to ruin a hose and a heaty thingy in one go. I mean, instead of a flooded veranda you could just route the water to the EMPTY pool. Quote:
I'm flattered! But, I'm new here...., so clearly I've never been banned...., a lot. |
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You Casanova you! Milk in bags is indeed an exquisite gift for any Finn, but as it pertains to Lups, there is documented evidence on these forums to suggest she actually goes absolutely wild over bags of milk. I just hope you can keep up with her. May I suggest presenting it in a black velvet case with some proper lighting inside to show off its shimmering properties properly? I was watching your posts waiting for some proof you were who people think you are, but with the Banana reference and a few other things, you are either an excellent sleuth or you are the old Billup. How's the car treating you - been reliable or no? Quote:
For a heart of gold It's these expressions I never give That keep me searching For a heart of gold And I'm getting old Keep me searching For a heart of gold And I'm getting old I too hope Billup decides to stay - this forum would definitely benefit from some new sarcasm and jokes - keeps it nice and bright. |
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01-06-2021, 02:15 PM | #7037 | |
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I wasn't going to be completely incognito this time so I gave away some very early hints. Mostly I have some BMW parts that I needed to sell, but figured I'd drop in and see how OT was holding up..., man oh man do you guys need my help! The cars been great, no issues with reliability. Had some maintenance done not long after buying for the RMS, IMS, clutch, and few other things. Besides that had to replace the burnt out LCD screen and now the Trip ODO bulb burnt out. I will stay as long as moderators allow me to stay. |
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01-06-2021, 02:15 PM | #7038 |
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I remember Billup - this guy seems NOTHING like him at all. NOPE, nothing to see here at all mods.
Lups your VERANDA is finally wet again? You obviously have no one but Mein11 to thank for that, and he didn't even have to clean anything out. Your own use of a hose was BRILLIANT |
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01-06-2021, 02:37 PM | #7039 | |
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Nice, I so very much want a porsche, but probably the turbo s. I've heard reliability is actually pretty good on them which is why I asked. It isn't in the cards though for at least 20 years I figure. Then the kids will be gone and I'll probably be too old and cranky to enjoy it. Or I'll die from some health related thing at a young age. Either way, I'm not too hopeful that my "wants" in this case are going to be fulfilled. We had a whole political subforum that was getting pretty spicey, but some users couldn't help themselves and so it got shut down for all of us. They are the reason why we can't have good things. |
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01-06-2021, 03:19 PM | #7040 |
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