Official Tri-State & PA Chat Thread (#6)

SpmnE9zero · 05-04-2010, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

i want it! tell him to give it to me in exchange for sexual relations with me

I think the body moldings need replaced. and it needs window moldings as well they are a lil cracked.

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 05-04-2010, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

I think the moldings need replaced. and it needs window moldings as well they are a lil cracked.

i dont care if it had cracked heads lol, i aint looking for a perfect car, i need to get my hands dirty on some ford iron again

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 05-04-2010, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i have sexual relations with myself

i have sexual relations with your mother in your bedroom, while you are drinking with aroura and not getting any pussy, when i am finished i clean my junk with great precision with your pillowcase, which is why you have nightmares at night, so in a way the smell of your mothers love juices mixed with my junk on you pillowcase help you write your books, so i deserve some gratuities out of the sales of the book

SpmnE9zero · 05-04-2010, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

i have sexual relations with your mother in your bedroom, while you are drinking with aroura and not getting any pussy, when i am finished i clean my junk with great precision with your pillowcase, which is why you have nightmares at night, so in a way the smell of your mothers love juices mixed with my junk on you pillowcase help you write your books, so i deserve some gratuities out of the sales of the book

Sal G@Camber-Toe · 05-04-2010, 09:07 AM

hello?

headlee103 · 05-04-2010, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

i have sexual relations with your mother in your bedroom, while you are drinking with aroura and not getting any pussy, when i am finished i clean my junk with great precision with your pillowcase, which is why you have nightmares at night, so in a way the smell of your mothers love juices mixed with my junk on you pillowcase help you write your books, so i deserve some gratuities out of the sales of the book

Probably the funniest thing I have heard in awhile!!!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 05-04-2010, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i want to fucking kill that girl right now...

kevin, if i get my book published, i will buy u ur dream mustang

haha funny think is my dream mustang would only cost about $3500, then after i get my license taken away....again...the resulting court fee's lawyer fee's, restoration fee's would add up to double that

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 05-04-2010, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by thesalg

hello?

sal

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Originally Posted by headlee103

Probably the funniest thing I have heard in awhile!!!

haha thanks bro, i tried to ramble on as much as possible

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 05-04-2010, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

you're not here that often then.. the second me and kev start going at it here, shane loses 5 lbs of fluid loss

haha no we were on top of our game before shane even came onto this site. last summer was fucking classic, but we had jimmeh and jp to help get things going

SpmnE9zero · 05-04-2010, 09:11 AM

no doubt!

Sal G@Camber-Toe · 05-04-2010, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

sal

Kevin!

whats up man?

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

happy b-day!!

JERRY!

thanks bro

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 05-04-2010, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

hahaha good times.. jp with his photoshops last year.. oh man.. lol we're not dying down yet bro!

definitely not, i just have to get back into the groove of things posting on here, plus its easy for me to get infractions these days compared to last year lol

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 05-04-2010, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by thesalg

Kevin!

whats up man?

JERRY!

thanks bro

happy bday sal, iron your bday suit, i will be right over

SpmnE9zero · 05-04-2010, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

haha no we were on top of our game before shane even came onto this site. last summer was fucking classic, but we had jimmeh and jp to help get things going

Hey.... Pizzle sack, I was on here last summer ya pei nei!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 05-04-2010, 09:13 AM

Sal G@Camber-Toe · 05-04-2010, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

happy bday sal, iron your bday suit, i will be right over

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i might have to stop by later and give u some birthday loving

haha so true

OH MY! I cant wait

SpmnE9zero · 05-04-2010, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by thesalg

Kevin!

whats up man?

JERRY!

thanks bro

SAL!!!!!!

Happy B Day!

LeMans335xiE90 · 05-04-2010, 09:14 AM

HAPPY BDAY ASL!!!!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 05-04-2010, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

Hey.... Pizzle sack, I was on here last summer ya pei nei!

ok maybe spring, sorry, but it was definitely before you came into this thread, not that you ruined it or anything, but me and jerry's material was fresh and not beaten to death back then

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 05-04-2010, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

difference between me and kevin coming over.. he needs to find a ride

hahahahahaahahahaha you dick, now THAT was fucking funny as hell

LeMans335xiE90 · 05-04-2010, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAhAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you son of a bitch omg hahahahahahaahah i am dying i just fell off my chair because this was so unexpected bahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah

Sal G@Camber-Toe · 05-04-2010, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

SAL!!!!!!

Happy B Day!

SHANEEEEEEEEE!

thanks bro

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Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

HAPPY BDAY ASL!!!!

NICK!!!!!!!

thank you

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