[Billup]

You could just do what I do and swipe right for everyone and then just unmatch the fuglies and the chubbies.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by 954Stealth

That's a little condescending. Drop quotes in to the conversation and see if he/she picks up on then. It's more subtle and less interrogatory.

*side note: what the hells wrong with graphic novels?

I was thinking more of comic books, wrong word, sorry.

What is with Americans and quotes? I've never understood that. I read a lot, too much I'd say. There is this dude here who shares my interest but I can't stand his way of picking up random lines from a book to impress people around him. It's always fun to ask him what happened after that and he goes silent.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Billup

You could just do what I do and swipe right for everyone and then just unmatch the fuglies and the chubbies.

God no. I accidentally swiped right on this butt ugly fat dude. He messaged me like 20 times overnight while I was sleeping. I unmatched him instantly.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by fleeked

Yeah, but they put a limit on the swipes now, so I don't feel like waiting forever to swipe again

Did they?

[Sara]

Originally Posted by fleeked

way to crush his dreams, dude thought he hit the jackpot

I know right. He looked like Fat Bastard.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by fleeked

Yeah, but they put a limit on the swipes now, so I don't feel like waiting forever to swipe again

That is true. Forgot about that tid bit. You could always pay to get unlimited swipes.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Sara504

God no. I accidentally swiped right on this butt ugly fat dude. He messaged me like 20 times overnight while I was sleeping. I unmatched him instantly.

Dawww, he got his hopes shattered.


I had a girl message me like 10 times asking to lick my asshole in the middle of the night. I woke up and read it while I was using the loo before work and almost fell off the seat from laughing.

[954Stealth]

Originally Posted by Lups

I was thinking more of comic books, wrong word, sorry.

What is with Americans and quotes? I've never understood that. I read a lot, too much I'd say. There is this dude here who shares my interest but I can't stand his way of picking up random lines from a book to impress people around him. It's always fun to ask him what happened after that and he goes silent.

lol I suppose that's a good way to know if someone is b.s.'ing you or not. Did they actually read it or do they just know what that one sentence is? Do they even know what it means? This is not what I meant and your shared-interest dude is not a good example of what I meant

[Sara]

Originally Posted by fleeked

yeah, why, you don't have a limit on right swipes?

Ive only swiped right 4 times in the 3 weeks I've been on there.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by fleeked

wait a minute...Billup, did you pay $10/month for unlimited swipes? Hahaha

Pffffft, I wish I had that kind of money. You think I'm rich or something?

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Lups

I was thinking more of comic books, wrong word, sorry.

What is with Americans and quotes? I've never understood that. I read a lot, too much I'd say. There is this dude here who shares my interest but I can't stand his way of picking up random lines from a book to impress people around him. It's always fun to ask him what happened after that and he goes silent.

You're not American?

[954Stealth]

Originally Posted by fleeked

way to crush his dreams, dude thought he hit the jackpot

Weird! I was matched with someone and I texted her all night and then she unmatched me the next day after calling me Fat Bastard

[Revartr]

Originally Posted by Billup

You could just do what I do and swipe right for everyone and then just unmatch the fuglies and the chubbies.

This is literally exactly what I do.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Billup

Pffffft, I wish I had that kind of money. You think I'm rich or something?

I'll sponsor you

[Revartr]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Ive only swiped right 4 times in the 3 weeks I've been on there.

Start swiping right more often, widen your horizons.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by 954Stealth

Weird! I was matched with someone and I texted her all night and then she unmatched me the next day after calling me Fat Bastard

Only New Orleans people within 10 miles can message me silly.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Revartr

Start swiping right more often, widen your horizons.

No way! I like a certain look.


You know what I dont get, people who have no picture on their tinder account. Or its just a picture of their cat.

I changed my preferences to show me girls and guys to see what types of ladies I'm competing against. Oh my....is all I have to say.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I'll sponsor you

How about you sponsor me with a date this memorial weekend?

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Billup

How about you sponsor me with a date this memorial weekend?

*Left swipe*

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Billup

What if I write my own graphic adult novels? I have a very eclectic mind and have a very subtle intensity with my words. I make my own panties fall off, and I'm not even wearing any.



Until there is a day, where I can no longer sit on my ass and prey on women that want to prey on me, Tinder is my binder for I will never hinder.

Send them to me and I'll judge them fairly as always!

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Sara504

*Left swipe*

LOL. Oh Ra, you slay me.

Originally Posted by Lups

Send them to me and I'll judge them fairly as always!

Did I mention it's a picture book, so naturally it includes some of my greatest master pieces.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by fleeked

last summer I was tindering like crazy and swiped right for every girl (before the limit was placed) and unmatched the ugly, fat ones. no joke I hooked up with 8-10 girls over a period of 6 weeks haha. best summer ever!!

You probably have chlamydia now