Confess here

Sedan_Clan · 03-08-2022, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

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He's a martial artist. He can take it.

Then maybe he'll block it and take her down. She may be too quick for him, though.

That might turn into a lil' bit of fun. Win-win! Lol!

rebekahb · 03-08-2022, 03:59 PM

At this rate he isn't allowed to book anything ever again. He got 2 tries & 2 strikes. I'm not letting him go for a 3rd. I really want to go to Greece so I'm gonna handle that.

First strike:
We were going to Belize for our friends 40th birthday. We were flying out towards the end of the month. We get to the airport and they couldn't pull up our reservation. The guy sends us to the counter and bozo had booked the flights for a month later. He said the calendar moved forward a month

: I could have shanked him right at the AA desk. Luckily, the agent (Mr. New Orleans is his nickname) was cool as shit. He got us on a flight later that day and we made it. While we were standing there a girl had done the same thing & because she booked through a 3rd part the AA agent told her she had to call them.

rebekahb · 03-08-2022, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

He's a martial artist. He can take it.

Then maybe he'll block it and take her down. She may be too quick for him, though.

A swift kick to the satchel will have him down for the count

TiMSport · 03-08-2022, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Punches leave marks/bruising/trauma to the hands. Chops are less likely to do so. Plausible deniability. Lol!

Hmm. You sound guilty AF.

2one3E90 · 03-08-2022, 04:12 PM

Friends wanna go vegas. But i dont wanna drive my e90 because i have new to me terra interior LOL. But i love driving it long distance. I often go LA to Santa Barbara and it eats up miles.

Sedan_Clan · 03-08-2022, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Punches leave marks/bruising/trauma to the hands. Chops are less likely to do so. Plausible deniability. Lol!

Hmm. You sound guilty AF.

Lol! I like to preserve my hands. Punches are the quickest way to being injured on duty.

TiMSport · 03-08-2022, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by rebekahb

A swift kick to the satchel will have him down for the count

She said satchel.

He might kick you in the hot pocket.

tranquility · 03-08-2022, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

Ouch! Will he live?

For sure, if you use the Capoeira technique, he'll only feel a slight tickle. Oh, don't forget to turn on some music beforehand (sorry, Sedan_Clan, couldn't resist).

Sedan_Clan · 03-08-2022, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by tranquility

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Originally Posted by Esteban

Ouch! Will he live?

For sure, if you use the Capoeira technique, he'll only feel a slight tickle. Oh, don't forget to turn on some music beforehand (sorry, Sedan_Clan, couldn't resist).

I confess that I love a good tickle.

tranquility · 03-08-2022, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

She said satchel.

He might kick you in the hot pocket.

Mmmm, LOVE eating hot pockets, so tasty, so good.

(Get your mind outta the gutter, Tim! LOL)

TiMSport · 03-08-2022, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by tranquility

Mmmm, LOVE eating hot pockets, so tasty, so good.

(Get your mind outta the gutter, Tim! LOL)

Damn. That's a beefy looking "pocket" right there. Looks a bit.... messy.

rebekahb · 03-08-2022, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

I confess that I love a good tickle.

You guys thought he just liked to dust his plants. It turns out that duster is for dual purposes

Sedan_Clan · 03-08-2022, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by rebekahb

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

I confess that I love a good tickle.

You guys thought he just liked to dust his plants. It turns out that duster is for dual purposes

Oh she's gooooooood!

TiMSport · 03-08-2022, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by rebekahb

You guys thought he just liked to dust his plants. It turns out that duster is for dual purposes

Oh we know ALL about Sedan's tools or as we once talked about, "apparatus". Say, what would be the plural form of that word? Lol.

Apparatuses? Sounds like a damn disease.

Esteban · 03-08-2022, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

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Originally Posted by rebekahb

You guys thought he just liked to dust his plants. It turns out that duster is for dual purposes

Oh we know ALL about Sedan's tools or as we once talked about, "apparatus". Say, what would be the plural form of that word? Lol.

Apparatuses?

Oh, I see you added this word to your post.

Yep, think that's it.

tranquility · 03-08-2022, 04:47 PM

It's like I walked into a bar to eavesdrop on a bunch of drunks lol. Carry on

rebekahb · 03-08-2022, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by tranquility

It's like I walked into a bar to eavesdrop on a bunch of drunks lol. Carry on

What can I say? We aim to please.

Esteban · 03-08-2022, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by rebekahb

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Originally Posted by tranquility

It's like I walked into a bar to eavesdrop on a bunch of drunks lol. Carry on

What can I say? We aim to please.

That's what she said. Oh wait, that IS what she said.

TiMSport · 03-08-2022, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by rebekahb

What can I say? We aim to please.

Either that or we're bored as hell people wanting to discuss Sedan's fetish. Lol. He seemed to like the duster talk.

Esteban · 03-08-2022, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by tranquility

It's like I walked into a bar to eavesdrop on a bunch of drunks lol. Carry on

Same shit, different day.

tranquility · 03-08-2022, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

I confess that I love a good tickle.

STOP. TMI, dude, TMI.

TiMSport · 03-08-2022, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by tranquility

STOP. TMI, dude, TMI.

Yeah he likes to have his satchel tickled.

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