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      05-19-2010, 10:48 AM   #75461
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dude shes funny though!! not only did i teach her what motorboat meant but she told me yesterday

"I told my friend that I got a new job and she asked me what corner I was on. Jerry, wtf does she mean what corner I was on"

i had to laugh for 2 minutes before explaining it to her
BAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA omfg hahaha
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:lau ghabov :lau ghabov :lau ghabov i am so wet :lau ghabov :happyanim ::bel lyroll im horny :lau ghabov kevin has da clap
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA what is that at the end of that???

edit i found some good stuff in that
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NOT AGAIN!! NOT AGAIN!! OMGGG!!! MAKE IT STOP!! MAKE IT STOP!! I AM OOZING PEANUTS OUT OF MY ANUS! MY LEFT NOSTRIL HAS BECOME BOOKER T SIZE
BAHAHAHAHAAH

check my edit make sure peepeeteepee is in place omfg hahahahahaahahah
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its 1 minute from my job! sunday is my phone day which they ALWAYS give time off, but i always miss it.. ill try hard sunday, if not, ill come through after



i didn't come out of the closet, i came outa the cupboard
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love is in the air...
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NOT AGAIN!! NOT AGAIN!! OMGGG!!! MAKE IT STOP!! MAKE IT STOP!! I AM OOZING PEANUTS OUT OF MY ANUS! MY LEFT NOSTRIL HAS BECOME BOOKER T SIZE

edit: i see u saw the sublimenal messages!
took me a minute but i found em bahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha fuck the booker t nostril i got scottie pippen nostrils right now
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back in a bit foooo's!
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      05-19-2010, 10:55 AM   #75468
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love is in the air...
and all over big boobies!!!!!!!!!!
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back in a bit foooo's!
u will be missed until you return

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due im crying.. I HAVE TEARS ON MY BALLSSACK!! I AM OFF JAGGING UNDER MY DESK STANDING UP :be llyroll
THERE IS SO MUCH FUCKING WRONG WITH THIS IT ISNT EVEN FNNY



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and in jared's hair!!



i dont know why i thought of that one.. came outa left field
what hair??

bahahahahahah its all good a monday is a monday bahahahah everyone take cover jerry is about to explode
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      05-19-2010, 10:59 AM   #75471
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hold up a fucking minute here!! did i just say off jagging?
YES THAT IS WHY MY BALLS ARE NOW SITTING IN A FUCKING PUDDLE i need a new roundel covered peepeeteepee pleaseee
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      05-19-2010, 11:02 AM   #75472
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ALPINE WHITE EXPLOSION FOR HATING MONDAYS AND THE BLACK PANTS IM WEARING LOOKS LIKE I DROPPED POWDERED MUNCHKINS ALL OVER IT FTMFW!

OMG SEEING THE FIRST PART AND NOT SEEING IT THE FIRST TIME! HAIR! HAHA BALL AHRI!! WOOOHHEEEWEEE!
BAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG I JUST CHOKED ON MY WATER BECAUSE I READ THIS AS I WAS TAKING A SIP

literally everyone in my department was like nick are you ok... and was i am coughing i go... dont cough cough cough try sipping a drink cough cough cough while your laughing...

they were all like whats so funny... FUCK ALL OF THEM
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ALPINE WHITE EXPLOSION FOR HATING MONDAYS AND THE BLACK PANTS IM WEARING LOOKS LIKE I DROPPED POWDERED MUNCHKINS ALL OVER IT FTMFW!

OMG SEEING THE FIRST PART AND NOT SEEING IT THE FIRST TIME! HAIR! HAHA BALL AHRI!! WOOOHHEEEWEEE!
what the fuck is wrong with you...lol
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my burn.. burns!!
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dude i re-read it twice LOL


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what the fuck is wrong with you...lol
A LOT!!! what up Boopie's 1st disciple?
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A LOT!!! what up Boopie's 1st disciple?
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a LOT!!
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HEADDD
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But you can’t see past my shades
Past my shades
Past my shades
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why?
i got no fucking response for this but
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............
its a song... relackius
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i had to think of something new LOL
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SHANE!!!! OMFG

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=388290

get some of this shit!!! hes right in pittt

EDIT: saw you already got to it!!! bahahahah if u get the roof spoiler take pics i am debating on that as my next cosmetic mod w the mtech spoiler
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so sad..
that you dont mod??
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