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      05-20-2010, 10:29 AM   #75813
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you put tiger balm on your dick?
i use jerry's moms spit, works just as good almost a full size lightswitch afterwards
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I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.
lets dance pretty lady...
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Tiger Penis muthaka white booy....
next time put icy hot on it!
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Wrong movie pizzlesack!
Ten years? Man, I gotta lay off the peyote.
dear 6lb 8oz baby jesus, i would like you to bless my father chip's leg, it smells funny and the dogs are always fussin with it
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Shut those mutts up before I cook 'em and eat 'em!
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next time put icy hot on it!
i like to put icy hot btwn ma ass crack and smack them 2gther for the cool sensational breeze...
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dear 6lb 8oz baby jesus, i would like you to bless my father chip's leg, it smells funny and the dogs are always fussin with it
i remember texting you quotes of this movie when we first met good times
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i like to put icy hot btwn ma ass crack and smack them 2gther for the cool sensational breeze...
mmm sounds icy hot
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dear 6lb 8oz baby jesus, i would like you to bless my father chip's leg, it smells funny and the dogs are always fussin with it
EVERYTHING I HAVE SAID SINCE I HAVE COME BACK HAVE BEEN QUOTES FROM T D NIGHTS AND KEVIN IS THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT THIS !!!!!!!!!!! WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED!!!!!!!!!
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Shut those mutts up before I cook 'em and eat 'em!
i already had them for breakfast...medium rare, sunnyside up!
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i like to put icy hot btwn ma ass crack and smack them 2gther for the cool sensational breeze...
sun screen exploding does the job on that ass crack too
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i cant remember the words to this song except that line

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i remember texting you quotes of this movie when we first met good times
haha hell yea man, that was a funny night
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onli works on white folks...
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i remember texting you quotes of this movie when we first met good times
The room's startin to spin real fast... cause of... cause of all the gayness. Cal... I love you

I have made every quote relevant to the convo at hand, may God have mercy on all our souls and slap Marbles in the sack!
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EVERYTHING I HAVE SAID SINCE I HAVE COME BACK HAVE BEEN QUOTES FROM T D NIGHTS AND KEVIN IS THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT THIS !!!!!!!!!!! WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED!!!!!!!!!
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i cant remember the words to this song except that line



haha hell yea man, that was a funny night
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