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| 03-03-2024, 03:34 PM | #7613 | |
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More importantly, both those guys are dead. Walter Matthau died in 2000 and Jack Lemmon died in 2001 so there's a good possibility they were both dead when the meme was made.  |
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| 03-03-2024, 03:58 PM | #7614 |
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Favorite Walter Matthau movie is Hopscotch with Glenda Jackson. Ned Beatty and Sam Waterston are both in it as well. Great movie.
"Where have you been, you old goat? You bah-stard, I thought you were dead." -Glenda Jackson
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Park benches near a Seniors' Home. Because you can't trust a fart.
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......when the early bird specials don't seem so early anymore.
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| 03-04-2024, 06:21 PM | #7620 | |
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True that. If I eat any earlier, I'll save money... I can eat the restaurant lunch specials for dinner...
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| 03-04-2024, 08:54 PM | #7622 | |
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You know you're old when...
Veni. VIDI. Ego in arca poop. Nihil. Felix dies!!!!!
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Happy days. (It sounds nicer in Latin.) I could go on a rant about the poop-in-a-box test company plastering their return shipping packaging with their advertising branding, so the patient gets all kinds of disgusting looks at the UPS counter when they ship their, um, sample back. My DW (who handles sewage treatment plant test samples daily for her job) thankfully offered to handle the return shipping, and got a chuckle out of the counter person's reaction.....
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| 03-08-2024, 04:42 PM | #7629 |
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Wasn't sure where to post these and ultimately decided on the joke thread (since they are jokes) but they're jokes about us older guys so could also be posted in this thread.
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I thought recently then I looked in our medicine cabinet that we are getting old. Went from having ibuprofen only back in a day, now to cabinet fool of random meds…
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| 03-10-2024, 11:47 AM | #7633 |
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I guess this could go in the "You Know You're Old When" thread too.
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How do people create these things for wide public consumption and not bother with a little proofreading? Google is REALLY easy.
Eating dinner before 5PM is the norm, now.
