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      05-25-2020, 04:09 PM   #771
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I'll bet none of you heard of the the Falkland islands.
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I'll bet none of you heard of the the Falkland islands.
...or have been to Grenada.

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Face timing with a few friends (we're not that old) playing Trivial Pursuit Tabletop Game tournament

To the point: majority of our chit chat was about medical procedures were waiting for post Covid, what meds work best and who is in more pain in the morning
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Face timing with a few friends (we're not that old) playing Trivial Pursuit Tabletop Game tournament

To the point: majority of our chit chat was about medical procedures were waiting for post Covid, what meds work best and who is in more pain in the morning
I was talking to a few friends the other day. One said that he would be happy if he could take a good long piss every day. Another said he would be happy if he could take a good long shit every day. I said "Damn! Every day at 7:30 I take a good long piss, and every day at 8:30 I take a good long shit! If only I could get out of bed before 9".
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      05-25-2020, 08:48 PM   #775
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I'll bet none of you heard of the the Falkland islands.
Or Harrier jump jet
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      05-25-2020, 09:03 PM   #776
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Or Harrier jump jet
Saw one give a demo flight at an airshow at the Weymouth Naval Air Station in MA many years ago. That *that* qualifies me as an Old Fart. NAS Weymouth is now South Field, a huge residential/commercial development.
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Yesterday, I have uploaded a photo on my Facebook account and then someone messages me telling me that I am ugly and fat. I just said thank you, and that person did not stop saying harsh words what's funny is that, I did not give a damn about it.
People are cruel. That is why I don't have SM.

So many people that hide behind keyboards that wouldn't say shit to your face if they were in front of you.

I could care less what people think of me...been that way my whole life.

Just block the prick and good for you for not caring.
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      05-26-2020, 12:56 PM   #778
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We realized we're old (pre covid) friends/family would come over for just coffee/pastries...

That's some senior citizen action right there.

2020: You coming over tonight? Ya, I just picked up the danish raspberry swirl from Spinilli's Bakery, K great! The girls will be happy.

1990/2000's: you coming over tonight? Ya I got the kush from Toronto and some grey goose, K great! The girls will be happy.

Edit: nothing wrong with some party favours IMO, I'm just older now and do not partake anymore.
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Does anyone remember life back in the olden days, before they found a cure for cooties?????
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There's a cure for cooties???
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Does anyone remember life back in the olden days, before they found a cure for cooties?????
Skeeve (sp) shot when we were kids?
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There's a cure for cooties???
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Skeeve (sp) shot when we were kids?
Circle, circle, dot-dot-dot, now you've got a Cootie Shot.

The only know cure for the cooties which has been approved by the FDA.
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      05-26-2020, 04:48 PM   #783
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We realized we're old (pre covid) friends/family would come over for just coffee/pastries...

That's some senior citizen action right there.

2020: You coming over tonight? Ya, I just picked up the danish raspberry swirl from Spinilli's Bakery, K great! The girls will be happy.

1990/2000's: you coming over tonight? Ya I got the kush from Toronto and some grey goose, K great! The girls will be happy.

Edit: nothing wrong with some party favours IMO, I'm just older now and do not partake anymore.
Don't ya think you'd need some of those danish after the kush?
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Anyone care for a pastry? When this guy pulled out a tray, which was lined with cream puffs.
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      05-26-2020, 06:36 PM   #786
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Anyone care for a pastry? When this guy pulled out a tray, which was lined with cream puffs.
It looks like the Helm's Bakery panel truck in our San Diego neighborhood from the 50's.
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I'm old enough to remember a day when I could remember what I had done for my body to feel like it was hit by a truck.

Also remember a day when a person had to actually win to receive a trophy.
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Asked my gf if she seen The Beastmaster .
She said No.. I told her, grew up loving that movie.So I checked the year they made it 1982...
She said that's the year I was born
So you have someones young daughter?
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Or Harrier jump jet
Or Exocet.
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So you have someones young daughter?
Don't we all have someone's younger daughter???
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