Official Tri-State & PA Chat Thread (#6)

LeMans335xiE90 · 06-09-2010, 09:05 AM

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DAMN!

so are you and melissa good now??? or wtf im so confused

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 06-09-2010, 09:05 AM

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so are you and melissa good now??? or wtf im so confused

don't try to understand it bro, we arent "high school" enough to follow his life

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 06-09-2010, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

we're good now.. lol aurora bashed the shit outa her though, it was quite funny

aurora is gonna scare every piece of pussy you get and not let you get in hers, you need to put that bitch in check or in the shower

LeMans335xiE90 · 06-09-2010, 09:07 AM

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what in god's name ?!

whatd i say??

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jerry's mini baby juice dont count! my dog has bigger sperm then him!!

of course i still have your reflector, what do you think i itch my nuts with when i get that scratch that just cant be satisfied

hahaha my dog is 3x jerry's height when hes on his hind legs... and i bet his nuts are 5x the size of jerrys and probably most people

i cant wait to sniff it!!!

LeMans335xiE90 · 06-09-2010, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

don't try to understand it bro, we arent "high school" enough to follow his life

how wude... yet so true... thats what happen when facebook is around

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we're good now.. lol aurora bashed the shit outa her though, it was quite funny

dating again??

and DAMN!!! smelly chick shouldnt be talking ish about anyone hahah

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Jerry G - A Hobbit's Tale.

bahahahahah

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aurora is gonna scare every piece of pussy you get and not let you get in hers, you need to put that bitch in check or in the shower

hahaha he could hit that if he just whipped his dick out...

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 06-09-2010, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

who knows what she will or won't do. im just playing shit by ear. i even told her to her face "you dont want me going out with melissa bc part of u still wants me to want you". she just glazed at me for a while and tried changing subject LOL

i'm just giving you my "outside" perspective is all, it seems like she is cock blocking you for some reason, but not giving it up to you, not that i blame her, i wouldnt fuck you either, but that would be insest

LeMans335xiE90 · 06-09-2010, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

who knows what she will or won't do. im just playing shit by ear. i even told her to her face "you dont want me going out with melissa bc part of u still wants me to want you". she just glazed at me for a while and tried changing subject LOL

HAHAHHAHAH

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ALPINE WHITE HUGE DOG BALLS FTMFW!

hahahahahah tis be truth...

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best theme song nick without a doubt, i dont know why i like it

i hate that fuck though

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 06-09-2010, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

how wude... yet so true... thats what happen when facebook is around

hahaha he could hit that if he just whipped his dick out...

fuck face book in the face!!!!

he is scared of pussy, what can we do, i aint gonna push him into a heterosexual life if thats not his preference

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 06-09-2010, 09:14 AM

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insest = incest?

fuck you

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 06-09-2010, 09:16 AM

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lol not really.. o well.. i got melissa now so aurora will need to accept it

you tell her!! your a ninetys woman and you dont have to take this!!!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 06-09-2010, 09:17 AM

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hahaah that hasn't been done in a while

9 more posts and i have 5k in this thread

LeMans335xiE90 · 06-09-2010, 09:20 AM

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fuck face book in the face!!!!

he is scared of pussy, what can we do, i aint gonna push him into a heterosexual life if thats not his preference

BAHAHAHAH

and hes scared bc when it gets really wet he could drown

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lol not really.. o well.. i got melissa now so aurora will need to accept it

hopefully melissa stops fucking around now

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you tell her!! your a ninetys woman and you dont have to take this!!!

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this jamacan dude is full blown out smelling like SHIT... makes aurora seem like a sunflower

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 06-09-2010, 09:21 AM

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so proud of my top cutter

thats offensive to my people

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BAHAHAHAH

and hes scared bc when it gets really wet he could drown :

jerry never got no one wet!!!!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 06-09-2010, 09:22 AM

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that's a lie. i shoot bitches with my super soaker that i bought at toys r us.. CPS 2000 mother fucker. $30 special

i want a super soaker 50, the old school yellow one, the only one that always worked and never leaked

LeMans335xiE90 · 06-09-2010, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

thats offensive to my people

jerry never got no one wet!!!!

hahaha speaking of which... i need to cut the grass today hopefully it doesnt rain

and BANG!!!

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1) i told aurora last night that if i ask her back out, one more slip and she's going into the friend zone.. melissa was all pissy yesterday, then the second i told her "i dont want this anymore" she pulled a typical girl 180 and apologized up her ass. u know how that works

2) it's no BS bro.. im eating hot peanuts right now to get rid of the smell

thats good

and BAHAHAHAHAH

LeMans335xiE90 · 06-09-2010, 09:23 AM

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i want a super soaker 50, the old school yellow one, the only one that always worked and never leaked

fucking things were so annoying...

LeMans335xiE90 · 06-09-2010, 09:24 AM

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hahahhaaa.. remember the ones that had the backpacks? endless fun those days..

BAHAHAHAH they were like twin jet packs

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 06-09-2010, 09:25 AM

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hahahhaaa.. remember the ones that had the backpacks? endless fun those days..

yea they sucked, and leaked all over you, so you lose by default lol.

i had the yellow 50 and i think the 200? it had to tanks in the front and the pressurized small round tank in the back, but of course once you pumped it one too many times it leaked like crazy and lost all air pressure

LeMans335xiE90 · 06-09-2010, 09:25 AM

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i remember having the ones were u can adjust the nozzle settings to make it shoot out thin and hard.. that shit STUNG everytime u got hit with it

so true man... it was like a power washer bahahaha

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 06-09-2010, 09:25 AM

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i remember having the ones were u can adjust the nozzle settings to make it shoot out thin and hard.. that shit STUNG everytime u got hit with it

i had that one, the thin stream was like a fucking knife in your face!!

LeMans335xiE90 · 06-09-2010, 09:26 AM

where did jiz go??

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 06-09-2010, 09:27 AM

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where did jiz go??

he is lurking , masturbating to my pictures on ak facebook

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