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      06-18-2009, 04:31 PM   #82941
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Today, I had sex with a new guy. After we were done, he noticed my lighter on my nightstand and said "I've always wanted to try that!" He put the lighter by his butt and fart into it, producing a flame. After, when he left, I sat there, naked, mortified. FML
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thanks for the typo. The next time you do that, you will die!!!!!! im just kiddin shazh..
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If any of you were at MFest, thats the reason I looked like shit the next day at the Car show. I had a really rough night.
that is not good...dont trust guys to take you back to your room anymore
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Sara... stop being a blonde! i hope you learned something out of the experience
I learned never go anywhere without my cell phone and carry a glock.
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aced the spanish2 final. have an appointment at the DMV @ 3PM, so i'll leave around 2:15ish.
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aced the spanish2 final. have an appointment at the DMV @ 3PM, so i'll leave around 2:15ish.
gl G!
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I learned never go anywhere without my cell phone and carry a glock.
that or just don't go anywhere with just strangers....
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inch bessis?
nice try at armenian boy! lol
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good luck with your DMV test kid...
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that or just don't go anywhere with just strangers....
This man speaks the truth. I've lived on this earth for a while now and never thought I needed a glock. They're sure as hell fun though, fantastic quality hand guns.
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inch bessis?
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nice try at armenian boy! lol
Hahaha. Dude, I can't write armenian in English, I can only pronounce it out loud. Siet tier!!!
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Ok I need to put my boots on. Riding lesson, thanks for helping me kill time guys.
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This man speaks the truth. I've lived on this earth for a while now and never thought I needed a glock. They're sure as hell fun though, fantastic quality hand guns.
i wanna go to firing range....
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Hahaha. Dude, I can't write armenian in English, I can only pronounce it out loud. Siet tier!!!
u mean siktir??
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Ok I need to put my boots on. Riding lesson, thanks for helping me kill time guys.
have a nice day
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i wanna go to firing range....
You want to go one day? I'll teach you what's up
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u mean siktir??
Bingo! I've lost all knowledge now. Don't have any Armenian friends now since I moved out here.
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Ok I need to put my boots on. Riding lesson, thanks for helping me kill time guys.
Ta ta
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