Official Tri-State & PA Chat Thread (#6)

LeMans335xiE90 · 06-21-2010, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

why so cranky today? did u wake up on the wrong side of the car bed today?

hahahaha i am actually not cranky at all just fucking with the lil guy is fun

LeMans335xiE90 · 06-21-2010, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

im gonna lick you

really? the way ur mom licks kevin?

LeMans335xiE90 · 06-21-2010, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

(gets out his potato gun and loads it with chillidogs)

ur dead now

IM GONNA FEED YOU!

GET IN MAH BELLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

SpmnE9zero · 06-21-2010, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

(gets out his potato gun and loads it with chillidogs)

ur dead now

IM GONNA FEED YOU!

Potato gun!!!! omg I had an awesome potato gun, was painted camo! I am gonna make one!!! We used to shoot cows back when I did live in the sticks! hahahahah (man that had to hurt like hell!)

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 06-21-2010, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

Potato gun!!!! omg I had an awesome potato gun, was painted camo! I am gonna make one!!! We used to shoot cows back when I did live in the sticks! hahahahah (man that had to hurt like hell!)

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SpmnE9zero · 06-21-2010, 09:45 AM

I had this gf back when I was in 8th grade, she was kinda a prude when I dated her, a few years later she and her bf broke up, and Kristin and I were taking a lil hiatus as well, so this girl out of nowhere writes me this letter in class that tells me she wants to be my blow job queen and that she wanted to take me home and make me like everything she wanted to do to me! MY DUMBASS WENT BACK TO KRISTIN!!!!!!
ME SO PHUCKEN STUPID!!!!!!

SpmnE9zero · 06-21-2010, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

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throw this at me from time to time to remind me of where I am really from! hahahha, I need it from time to time!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 06-21-2010, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

I had this gf back when I was in 8th grade, she was kinda a prude when I dated her, a few years later she and her bf broke up, and Kristin and I were taking a lil hiatus as well, so this girl out of nowhere writes me this letter in class that tells me she wants to be my blow job queen and that she wanted to take me home and make me like everything she wanted to do to me! MY DUMBASS WENT BACK TO KRISTIN!!!!!!
ME SO PHUCKEN STUPID!!!!!!

you got a hummer from the tranny didnt you

LeMans335xiE90 · 06-21-2010, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

no

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

Potato gun!!!! omg I had an awesome potato gun, was painted camo! I am gonna make one!!! We used to shoot cows back when I did live in the sticks! hahahahah (man that had to hurt like hell!)

OMGOMOGOMOGMOGMOGMGO

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Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

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bahahah

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

oohhh I.... i just died on my stool tonight.. must of been something you said

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII......

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 06-21-2010, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

throw this at me from time to time to remind me of where I am really from! hahahha, I need it from time to time!

i'll always give ya a throw

SpmnE9zero · 06-21-2010, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

you got a hummer from the tranny didnt you

twice but dont tell anyone!

LeMans335xiE90 · 06-21-2010, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

wtf is wit kristin's and bjs? my ex kristin never wanted to stop blowing me.. i got road head from her 3 times in one day once.. LOL

LeMans335xiE90 · 06-21-2010, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

twice but dont tell anyone!

you do know jerry is a gossip queen right?

SpmnE9zero · 06-21-2010, 09:49 AM

If I ever had any advice for anyone I would say this - Stay single, dont fall in love, just bang bitches, buy everything your heart desires, have kids but make sure it is to a married rich bitch who has to pay you to keep your mouth shut, and live on a beach in Maui!

J.P. · 06-21-2010, 09:50 AM

sup homos

SpmnE9zero · 06-21-2010, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

I have to use the restroom now thank you very much!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 06-21-2010, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

If I ever had any advice for anyone I would say this - Stay single, dont fall in love, just bang bitches, buy everything your heart desires, have kids but make sure it is to a married rich bitch who has to pay you to keep your mouth shut, and live on a beach in Maui!

i gotta find a divorced chick with kids that gets alot of child support from her ex huband to offset my child support

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 06-21-2010, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by J.P.

sup homos

DAMN its jp!! me and alex were just talking about you the other day, while masturbating of course

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 06-21-2010, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

holy pimples!! its JP!!!!

you bring up grandma's boy, and jp shows up, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES

LeMans335xiE90 · 06-21-2010, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

excuse me?

ur excused for being short

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I have to use the restroom now thank you very much!

LeMans335xiE90 · 06-21-2010, 09:55 AM

who the fuck is JP

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 06-21-2010, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

who the fuck is JP

JP is sicker then me and jerry put together, and is mighty handy with photoshop i might add

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SpmnE9zero DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU 512 Rep 35,580 Posts Drives: JB 33ZERO Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: City of Champions iTrader: (14) Garage List 2006 330xi [0.00]	If I ever had any advice for anyone I would say this - Stay single, dont fall in love, just bang bitches, buy everything your heart desires, have kids but make sure it is to a married rich bitch who has to pay you to keep your mouth shut, and live on a beach in Maui! __________________ Eurocharged V5 \| ROW's / CC Delete \| K&N's \| H&R Springs \| Single Fin G.B. Grill \| Mode Carbon Diffuser \| JBSpeed CF Spoiler \| Arkym Style CF Splitter \| CF Mirror Caps \| 5% Tints \| 12mm Spacers \|
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