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      04-03-2017, 09:08 PM   #45
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Looks like it's confirmed fake. A+ internet troll-job.
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      04-03-2017, 10:03 PM   #46
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honestly sometimes i just cant blame that bmw driver, these other jerks park next to you and they swing their door right into your car; I seen it happen way to many times...

Yet we on the other hand baby our cars wash em, wax em, put in tons of hours and then some jerk comes and just nicks/scratches ur car without even thinking twice. So yea its rough out here. I once had an old lady back in to me when i was sitting in my car and she parked up and even refused to even speak to me saying she didnt even come close to my car i just keyed her car afterwards pretty good and kept it moving had she said sorry i would have felt bad for the old lady and said ok and ate it up. so something like this would have ticked me off especially being an open parking lot.


Also of course the video is fake, he cant be that dumb to post such a video, and the passenger does a horrible job pretending he doesnt know what hes about to record poor voice acting. LOl
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      04-03-2017, 10:15 PM   #47
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Should be 10 years in prison: driving slow in the left lane and posting fake videos.
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Look a that f*ckin parking lot. There's heaps of parks.

Even if it is fake, the guy's a douche, and people who find that shit funny should f*ck off and mind their own god-damned business. If there's a car-park free for you to park in, you've no right to get pissy about how someone else has parked!

If there's an empty parking lot on the weekend I'm not going to park neatly between the lines.

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      04-03-2017, 11:40 PM   #49
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Not sure if this is even real.

The BMW guy/gal didn't do anything wrong. The lot is completely empty. It's one thing if you're being a double parking douche when there's few spots available, but this was an entirely different case. Stuff like this reeks of jealousy.

This reminds me of how a few months ago I washed my E90 very nicely and parked it all alone at the end of a grocery store lot with no cars around. I parked properly too (within a single space ). 10 mins later I come out and see a big dirty Ford F250 parked right next to me. The guy clearly saw a clean BMW parked all on its own and wanted to f*ck with me.

I maintain that the biggest jerks on the road are pickup truck and Jeep Wrangler (4 door) guys.
I own a big ass wrangler and a BMW. Now I do admit owning a Wrangler is so much Different than the BMW. I don't give shit about dirt, rocks, wash, mud etc. however with my BMW I have already waxed it twice since Christmas. I have found that the nicest folks are wrangler folks And the assholes are the well to do BMW owners. I have both and I find myself adapting to the personality of each vehicle. I seem to have a shorter fuse in the BMW and hate slow drivers in the fast lane and since my SUV is fast i typically have a heavier right foot. On the jeep it's like i just got layed and life is great and there's no rush to anything. I feel less pressure and don't care if someone drives slow or is asshole driver. It won't hurt me. So there you go! My perspective since I own both.
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      04-04-2017, 12:11 AM   #50
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I'm afraid I'd be in jail right now if I caught that guy in the Jeep damaging my car like that. I wouldn't bother calling the police...
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I thought the corvette forum was a horrible place where people internet too serious... but I think this just took the cake.
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      04-04-2017, 10:37 AM   #53
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Why is this front page news?
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      04-04-2017, 11:23 AM   #54
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I think we can all agree that Audi drivers come out being the biggest assholes in all of this.
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Should be 10 years in prison: driving slow in the left lane and posting fake videos.
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This reminds me of a time when I was with a friend at an outdoor mall when an asshat decided to park like that BMW, i.e. angled across the parking stripe. Only problem was my friend's car was parked right next to it. We saw the guy go into the same place we ate at, so we go in and ask the guy nicely to move his car. He comes out to move the car but acts all pissy and whatnot so I ask him WTF is your problem? This pisses him off and he walks back in wihtout moving his car. So, now my friend has no choice but to try to maneuver out of the space that is 1/4 blocked by this guy's shitty parking.

Of course, my friend accidentally hits the car when he's angling back and forth carefully trying to back out. The dude comes out and we think he's going to raise some hell. Instead, he doesn't even realize we hit his car! He repositions his car, doesn't say one word to us, doesn't even look at us, and goes back in the restaurant without seeing the big ass dent my friend put into his passenger side quarter panel. We just drive away laughing our asses off.
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      04-04-2017, 12:31 PM   #57
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Looks like it's confirmed fake. A+ internet troll-job.
How do we get this removed from the NEWS front page? This is not news it is none sense. We should all go to YouTube and give this video a thumbs down and report it. Wow, a tad overreactive on my part.
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As a wheelchair user sometimes I NEED to take two spots so i can get in and out of my car. When all the wheelchair parking is taken, people who have a disabled parking placard can take two spots for access. People think I'm a dick with an M3 taking two spots so the car doesn't get scratched. Not the situation at all. Live and let live. You don't know everything or why people do what they do. Don't tread on me.
That so? I don't see anything on the CA DMV stating that nor the WA DMV. Is that one of those unwritten rules?

I understand disabled people needing to be accommodated and are all for it. I am just interested in this for my own knowledge. Since I've never seen a handicap person do this.
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      04-04-2017, 10:51 PM   #61
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Here's a real Jeep vs bad parking job incident:




And the owner of the Jeep didn't cause any damage to the douche's car.
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      04-05-2017, 07:11 AM   #63
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If this wasn't a BMW, the opinions would have been different

I actually love it. Doesn't make it right but would keep people in check who think they can park how they want.
It's a private lot, where's the law that says you have to park between the stripes? We don't know what car was parked there prior to him, maybe the truck was hogging spaces and this was the best he could do, given the space left?

so next time you park where somebody thinks you shouldn't, I guess they can key your car or just gently pass a rock through the windshield?

I hope your ticket for streeet parking doesn't expire before you leave!
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A YouTube commentor says:

"IT"S STAGED. The BMW was a total loss to begin with. The Jeep guy owns a BMW shop and stages these videos for Youtube money."
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If the lot is full, and somebody takes up two spaces, they deserve whatever they get.
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So it seems like we know it was staged now.

With that being said, seeing the video led me to wonder if the parking job of the BMW is more representative of the average person's inability to park correctly between brightly painted lines.

I took a look just walking out to my car to grab lunch, and at least 50% of the cars in my lot are crooked, not far enough into a spot, too far into a spot, way too close to one side, or has the steering wheel turned all the way in one direction. It's actually comical.

If you cannot direct your vehicle between two lines, what does that say about your general ability to direct your car whilst in traffic? Basically, the average drive sucks.
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