Soft Porn Signatures

shimshimhada · 03-14-2006, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by BellasBmw

How bout explain it, and ill do the photoshopping haha.. Nah i wouldnt put a naked dude.. guys look hotter with boxers.. and NO SOCKS

Wow, sometimes I walk around with socks and no boxers.

timzerofive · 03-14-2006, 05:10 PM

BellasBmw · 03-14-2006, 05:10 PM

Stop teasing me guys!

Ill have to take a cold shower

shimshimhada · 03-14-2006, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by timzerofive

lol that Tom Cruise picture is from gay.com

Nikki · 03-14-2006, 05:19 PM

do you have Adobe Photoshop, Bella? even if you don't you can still make a sig with MS Paint.

Robin_NL · 03-14-2006, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by shimshimhada

lol that Tom Cruise picture is from gay.com

How did you know that?

BellasBmw · 03-14-2006, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Nikki

do you have Adobe Photoshop, Bella? even if you don't you can still make a sig with MS Paint.

Hmm i think i do have photoshop. I have never used it... But i wont give the guys the satisfaction of seeing a hot guy for my sig. I know they secretly want it.. but .. ill refrain from it. haha.

shimshimhada · 03-14-2006, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by BellasBmw

Yes a porsche 911 and no socks.. and id be all

over that.

hahaha

shimshimhada · 03-14-2006, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Robin Hood

How did you know that?

I quoted it and the url is shown.

BellasBmw · 03-14-2006, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by shimshimhada

Ok i need that in full size. I think i found my new wall paper.

JK

shimshimhada · 03-14-2006, 06:03 PM

I just want to let people know that...that guy really wasn't naked, he was wearing at least a man thong.

shragon · 03-14-2006, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by shimshimhada

I just want to let people know that...that guy really wasn't naked, he was wearing at least a man thong.

sure..........

shimshimhada · 03-14-2006, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by shragon

sure..........

lux.sh · 03-14-2006, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by shimshimhada

I just want to let people know that...that guy really wasn't naked, he was wearing at least a man thong.

still pretty bad.

you ***.

j/k.

mjh93sa · 03-14-2006, 06:55 PM

Shim,

The more you post the stranger you seem

shimshimhada · 03-14-2006, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by OilBurner

Shim,

The more you post the stranger you seem

You have no idea. If only Mark and Jason weren't watching me like a hawk...

But I will respect the more "mature" members of this board's wishes.

Mark · 03-17-2006, 10:19 AM

Porn is definitely not allowed in sigs, and if you see something thats going to far please report it to us, but that doenst mean to say that a picture of a girl in a signature isn't allowed.

If your work environment is particulary strict or it would just be awkward to have the pics on your screen all the time you can disable signatures by going into "settings", "edit settings" and scroll down to the check box with signatures in it.

We also have a fully work safe way of viewing the forums while retaining all functionality, refer to this thread for info on how to enable that mode:

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9046

Hope it helps! let me know if there are particular problems

ldpantoja · 03-17-2006, 11:43 AM

I still think that timzerofive has the best sig on here!!!

Oh, you too shimshimhada!!!

ward · 03-17-2006, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by shimshimhada

this guy has a rear engine

SoCali E36 · 02-15-2008, 10:02 AM

wow i would have never expected this from guys?

Kiemyster · 02-15-2008, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by jflecha

OK, let me get this straight.

You want everyones signature pics to be smaller and contain less booty so YOUR wife doesnt think your surfing porn sites. You've got some nerve buddy boy.

Here's some advice, if you do any communicating with your wife, call her over and show her what the site is. Problem solved and you can leave us the hell out of your personal life while your at it. :mad:

+1

if you dont like what you see on peoples signiatures, dont bitch about it. just disable them in the options. problem solved.

MadDog · 02-15-2008, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by xit2050

You guys are incredible. Everyone can walk around carrying a gun and killing other people, but you see one naked tit and all hell breaks loose.

+1. I saw more tits and naked women in TV commercials when I was in Germany than I could count.

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Mark Administrator 7253 Rep 4,203 Posts Drives: 1M Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: USA iTrader: (1) Garage List 2011 BMW 1 Series M ... [8.36]	Porn is definitely not allowed in sigs, and if you see something thats going to far please report it to us, but that doenst mean to say that a picture of a girl in a signature isn't allowed. If your work environment is particulary strict or it would just be awkward to have the pics on your screen all the time you can disable signatures by going into "settings", "edit settings" and scroll down to the check box with signatures in it. We also have a fully work safe way of viewing the forums while retaining all functionality, refer to this thread for info on how to enable that mode: http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9046 Hope it helps! let me know if there are particular problems __________________ BMW 1M. BMW M2. BMW M2.
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