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      01-30-2009, 01:45 AM   #67
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this scam going on with college girls who would talk to dozens of guys online for weeks at a time and then ask them to pay for their plane ticket so they could come and see them in person, but the whole thing was a way to scam them for a few hundred bucks.

Hmmm... I'm actually pretty desperate... maybe I should start doing that.
yep...did you get the confirmation number for the airline ticket...ask her for it "so that I can check on the status of your flight"
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      01-30-2009, 01:53 AM   #68
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lol I'm just wondering how you would get the money back if it's a scam.

"Hello Paypal? Yeah I would like to file a dispute please."
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      01-30-2009, 02:35 AM   #69
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haha where in TN is she from man? i just happen to live in nashville haha...
hahaha im not gonna say man but shes about 30 minutes away.


and shit relax i mean im dumb but im not dumb enough to not know when im getting scammed by some stupid broad
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      01-30-2009, 02:36 AM   #70
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I am currently living my life through your words...
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      01-30-2009, 02:38 AM   #71
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yep...did you get the confirmation number for the airline ticket...ask her for it "so that I can check on the status of your flight"
yup got it
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      01-30-2009, 03:01 AM   #72
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marty_mcfly, I by no means mean to burst your happy bubble (cause you are a fellow e90 friend lol), but...try to save the excitement when you see her in the airport...there could be a SLIM possibility that this could be her:
+1 on Mandy's take w/ one exception. I think she (he!) actually lives somewhere in Nigeria - not Tenessee

However, I am a guy and as the rule of manhood goes, I wish you the best of luck. I hope you get what you want ...and get in on your way down the big space mountain in Disneyland, nonetheless

And one more point, I lived in the Deep South for 10 years, many moons ago. As far as my own experience goes, most of the cock blocks there are the girls themselves. I hope interwebs has changed that to a great degree but ...Don't be so hopeful even if she shows up. Damn that Southern Baptist upbringing, I tell ya. However, repressed sexuality and strict upbringing makes for an explosive experience sometimes. Just ask some guys who hit some Catholic girls before. So you never know
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      01-30-2009, 03:05 AM   #73
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she looks good but usually when girls tilt their head in photos they are not hot. they might look ok from that angle but with their face straight they are ugly. post a pics with head straight...
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thanks for the good luck wishes!

im gonna see if this thread can be closed now and create a new one the day of
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is she jewish??
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      01-30-2009, 03:19 AM   #76
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      01-30-2009, 03:20 AM   #77
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well shit... i always wanted to meet chris hansen and be on tv!

too bad she didnt say she was 14 and is actually coming here though
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Let's hope she doesn't give you a "gift" that keeps on givin'.

... if ya get my drift...

Good Luck.
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You know, I had a friend once who had a similiar case as yours..except, he was the one flying to see her.

They talked online, on the phone, emails, etc for 2-3months. Then they wanted to "see" each other in real life. She told him to come to her state (i forget which). They planned the air flight together, she told him she would pick him up when his airplane arrives.

When the time came.....she never showed. He waited in the airport for quite some time.
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You know, I had a friend once who had a similiar case as yours..except, he was the one flying to see her.

They talked online, on the phone, emails, etc for 2-3months. Then they wanted to "see" each other in real life. She told him to come to her state (i forget which). They planned the air flight together, she told him she would pick him up when his airplane arrives.

When the time came.....she never showed. He waited in the airport for quite some time.
damn thats fucked up and thats partially why i dont wanna be the one flying there

my friend was in the same situation as me but he flew as well, to louisiana, and stayed at her HOUSE for 4 days. first of all what kind of parents are those? who in their right mind would let some stranger their daughter met on the INTERNET sleep in their own home? i mean hes 100% normal but still, its mindboggling.

all he got was a kiss
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all he got was a kiss
on the penis?
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Fuck Her!!! Fuck Her For Meeeeee!!!!!!
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Fuck Her!!! Fuck Her For Meeeeee!!!!!!
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on the penis?
haha he wishes.

and ill definitely try but dont wanna jinx it
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      01-30-2009, 11:39 AM   #85
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nico.....you crazy
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She is pretty decent looking. Good luck. Try not to catch anything!
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lol I'm just wondering how you would get the money back if it's a scam.

"Hello Paypal? Yeah I would like to file a dispute please."
lol some one just got taken for a ride.
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I'll laugh if at some point, between today and the day of her flight, she happens to be a hardcore bimmer fan and finds this thread and 0Wnz you like that cop owned that kid on the Orlando Forum. LOL that would be EPIC!


In any case, here's a real man to man advice. You found this chick on some web cam thing which in my book equates to finding a chick in a whore house - which isn't a bad thing.

Now here's what you did, in essence, you already paid this hooker (but you don't realize it yet) in the form of an airline ticket. Now when she comes to you, I expect you to nail her like a crucifixion and squirt in her mouth...because let's face it, you gotta get your money's worth man. Don't forget the golden rule: Ass to mouth!! Repeat to yourself from now till February "Ass to mouth" "Ass to mouth" "Ass to mouth"

And don't even think twice about a long distance relationship. Got it? Now go grab some jump ropes and get your cardiovascular game up. Do boot camp style pushups. And for pete's sake, make sure you fap twice b4 she gets there so you can break her ex's 2 minute record. Oh and get one of those vibrating cock rings to make sure she cums.
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