Vishnu "No Name" Tune

Vyruz Reaper · 03-07-2009, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparkplug

I can't believe I am writing this but there probably is a market (not me!) of Dinan Stage II owners who would like to nudge their tune up to Stage III levels without having to pay for the flash upgrade ($500) plus the expensive required hardware (e.g. OC at +$2000 with install). A device like this could intelligently alter the boost curve by adding slightly more boost at peak and adding a bit more where it tapers off. This is preferable to, for example, risking gernading your turbos by adding JB+ to Dinan that some are already foolish enough to try. Of course this would nuke your Dinan warranty but some don't seem to care. It would, however, bring the advantages of the Dinan tune - smooth power and better engine cooling - into the mix.

why not just buy a V3 or JB3 then?

marcvtec · 03-07-2009, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by preciseeye

Pretty amazing that some of yall can do install of piggybacks in matter of couple of minutes...I'd pay to see a video of that. ( Complete install from start to finish )

I'm tempted to do it in 15 min or less

500 bucks?

Sal@AUTOcouture · 03-07-2009, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by marcvtec

I'm tempted to do it in 15 min or less

500 bucks?

15 minutes? I could def do it in 15 minutes

thisguyhere · 03-07-2009, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by marcvtec

I'm tempted to do it in 15 min or less

500 bucks?

15 min I can believe that, but some of these people claim ~2 minutes. I will pay $100 bucks to the first person who can install a complete piggyback tune from start to finish in 2 minutes and be able to start the car with no codes. You will also be recognized as the 'world's fastest piggyback installer'.

Seriously, I want to see this! $100 in 2 minutes!

usc335 · 03-07-2009, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by preciseeye

15 min I can believe that, but some of these people claim ~2 minutes. I will pay $100 bucks to the first person who can install a complete piggyback tune from start to finish in 2 minutes and be able to start the car with no codes. You will also be recognized as the 'world's fastest piggyback installer'.

Seriously, I want to see this! $100 in 2 minutes!

Can it be more than one person?

lawdude · 03-07-2009, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by preciseeye

15 min I can believe that, but some of these people claim ~2 minutes.

Who said complete install from removing the cowl to buttoning it up in two minutes?

thisguyhere · 03-07-2009, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by usc335

Can it be more than one person?

1 person, but you can use 2 hands

and don't be cheating by unscrewing the bolts 90% before starting

midlife · 03-07-2009, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by scalbert

What will I win if I make a video of this being done?

scalbert:
3 - 8 minute install involving opening the ecu box is not an elapsed time for any (near) normal human being - you stay out of this

MAYBE you or shiv can do this - but this tune is supposed to be for the average joe = i say 45 minutes start to finish would be fast.
more than double that time if a mistake is made.
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thisguyhere · 03-07-2009, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by lawdude

Who said complete install from removing the cowl to buttoning it up in two minutes?

...I guess no one actually said 'complete' but what's an installation if it's not complete

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Originally Posted by shiv@vishnu

Actually, it's a sub 2 minute job then.

shivs

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Originally Posted by fotios335i

30 mins? straight lie?...lol. Even the first time I put in a jb2 it took me a little over 5 minutes. Now I can get to it in about a minute.After a bit of experience I can install my procede in just a few minutes and Im no mechanic. lol...a little over the top saying hes "straight lying".

lawdude · 03-07-2009, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by preciseeye

...I guess no one actually said 'complete' but what's an installation if it's not complete

Link to who said two minute installation?

TheTwinz · 03-07-2009, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by lawdude

Link to who said two minute installation?

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Originally Posted by shiv@vishnu

Actually, it's a sub 2 minute job then.

shivs

here

lawdude · 03-07-2009, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by TheTwinz

here

The coversation at that point was how long it took to remove the bulkhead cover. No one said total installation time was 2 minutes.

Of course maybe I misread it.

midlife · 03-07-2009, 05:11 PM

O.K. we now have new definitions of the pre revolutionary word: minute men.

but question:
are these guys who can install their piggies in under 5 minutes the same guys who service their wives in under a minute?

just my attempt to interject some humor into this thread - cause some of this stuff is a bit over the top.

my 2 cents

rcracer_tx · 03-07-2009, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by midlife

O.K. we now have new definitions of the pre revolutionary word: minute men.

but question:
are these guys who can install their piggies in under 5 minutes the same guys who service their wives in under a minute?

just my attempt to interject some humor into this thread - cause some of this stuff is a bit over the top.

my 2 cents

According to shiv, he should be able to completely install it in under 7 minutes... less than 2 minutes to get into the ecu box

TheTwinz · 03-07-2009, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by lawdude

The coversation at that point was how long it took to remove the bulkhead cover. No one said total installation time was 2 minutes.

Of course maybe I misread it.

Oops, you are right. My bad.

midlife · 03-07-2009, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by lawdude

The coversation at that point was how long it took to remove the bulkhead cover. No one said total installation time was 2 minutes.

Of course maybe I misread it.

how can someone who can install a tune in a few minutes take 2 minutes to remove just the bulkhead cover ???

this is getting funnier by the minute.

lawdude · 03-07-2009, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by midlife

how can someone who can install a tune in a few minutes take 2 minutes to remove just the bulkhead cover ???

this is getting funnier by the minute.

Sorry if any of my posts indicated that I really cared. Please forgive me. I now leave it in the more than capable hands of those who think this topic is really important.

OpenFlash · 03-07-2009, 05:55 PM

The toothless shark analogy comes to mind

Guess I got to whip it out. The digicam that is.

lawdude · 03-07-2009, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by shiv@vishnu

The toothless shark analogy comes to mind

Guess I got to whip it out. The digicam that is.

Alex@AKMotorwerk · 03-07-2009, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by lawdude

hahaha

Classic movie!!!

Slidewayz · 03-07-2009, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by rcracer_tx

According to shiv, he should be able to completely install it in under 7 minutes... less than 2 minutes to get into the ecu box

Less than 2 minutes to get into who's box?

Universal_Magnetic · 03-07-2009, 11:32 PM

i love how this thread went about from talking about a tune to calling someone a liar because of how long it takes to install the damn thing...

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