HELP--My Girlfriend is Cheating on Me!!

Potty_Pants · 04-26-2011, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Clap135

Fuck her sister and make her buy you the tune. Problem solved lol

Wrong...

+1 fuck her mother.....

ppp

TT3 iN NyC · 04-26-2011, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by PiZauL

lulz. Some ATM would fix everything.

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Originally Posted by Potty_Pants

Wrong...

+1 fuck her mother.....

ppp

LMAO!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! BOTH OF THESE ARE F'N HILARIOUS!!! LOL!

drew4392 · 04-26-2011, 11:01 AM

Well done... well done!

JB4 gets my vote. Not only does it perform great and have impressive features, but it is backed by a FANTASTIC team led my Terry. He knows his sh*t backwards and forwards, and offers amazing support.

Bart@AUTOcouture · 04-26-2011, 12:11 PM

lol, epic

UBERV8 · 04-26-2011, 12:20 PM

Bump

mekeni · 04-26-2011, 12:46 PM

LMAO !! Thanks for the laugh !

TT3 iN NyC · 04-26-2011, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by e92addict

Bump

lol, thanks for the bump! haha...

PROcede V5 FTW! I'm going to catch that BEE-YOTCH!!!!

OpenFlash · 04-26-2011, 12:54 PM

lol that was bizarre!

UdubBadger · 04-26-2011, 01:46 PM

mkPOTO · 04-26-2011, 02:02 PM

you forget about cobb ha

UdubBadger · 04-26-2011, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by mkPOTO

you forget about cobb ha

don't be a moron...

mkPOTO · 04-26-2011, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by UdubBadger

don't be a moron...

lol

htt760 · 04-26-2011, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeff@topgearsolutions

I'll tell you what to do about her, the other guy and the tune.

Shoot me an email or a PM.

Nothing beats an opinion from someone whos used every tune and has them all available.

Sorry to hear about your GF but charge the Procede and other mods on her account as a purchase then dump her .

I agree with Jeff, tried my friends JB4 and Procede V5.... NIGHT and DAY difference. Think Smoothness and boost through all RPMs with the Procede. Vs the JB4 where boost is only certain RPM ranges

UFGator535 · 04-26-2011, 02:49 PM

OP, definitely one of the most creative posts I've ever read. Nice work!

markham335i · 04-26-2011, 03:23 PM

omg i laughed out loud so hard ahahahahahah this is so funny... jb4 all the way~! not only can u catch up u can blow by them... slam on ur breaks and watch as they both fly through there windshield.. owned

TT3 iN NyC · 04-26-2011, 03:33 PM

Thanks guys! lol.. I think I have my <3 set on the PROcede and no longer on the gf...

SpmnE9zero · 04-26-2011, 04:12 PM

I shouldnt laugh..... I had the a very similar experience, only she didnt blow me away. She did lose her ring tho! Got that thing back sold it and put a deposit down on my 350Z!

Blake · 04-26-2011, 04:37 PM

well now that you are going to have some more disposable income, sell the 335 and buy a fast car

richb811 · 04-26-2011, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Blake

well now that you are going to have some more disposable income, sell the 335 and buy a fast car

Full of win.

TT3 iN NyC · 04-26-2011, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Blake

well now that you are going to have some more disposable income, sell the 335 and buy a fast car

I might just do that. Selling the GTR in your signature? =)

Blake · 04-26-2011, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by TT3 iN NyC

I might just do that. Selling the GTR in your signature? =)

yep

cliverman · 04-26-2011, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by crazydrummer

win

Shit i don't care if he didn't search. Give this man some answers

I can't stop laughing..... What I'd suggest is a JB4 or a Vishnu and shovel to help you chuck all her shit out the door.

04-26-2011, 11:01 AM	#69
drew4392 Second Lieutenant 51 Rep 238 Posts Drives: '07 335i Sedan Join Date: May 2010 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (1)	Well done... well done! JB4 gets my vote. Not only does it perform great and have impressive features, but it is backed by a FANTASTIC team led my Terry. He knows his sh*t backwards and forwards, and offers amazing support.
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04-26-2011, 12:11 PM	#70
Bart@AUTOcouture 1050 Rep 4,627 Posts Drives: F95X5M \| E46M3 \| E92M3 \| E60M5 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: South Florida iTrader: (5)	lol, epic
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04-26-2011, 12:20 PM	#71
UBERV8 Major 540 Rep 1,184 Posts Drives: '13 MW E92 M3 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: SoCal iTrader: (8)	Bump
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04-26-2011, 12:46 PM	#72
mekeni Second Lieutenant 6 Rep 242 Posts Drives: LCI E90 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: cowtown iTrader: (4)	LMAO !! Thanks for the laugh !
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04-26-2011, 12:54 PM	#74
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04-26-2011, 01:46 PM	#75
UdubBadger Banned 651 Rep 24,685 Posts Drives: '04 330i ZHP Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Chicago Burbs iTrader: (22) Garage List 2004 BMW 330i ZHP [9.50] 2011 135i [7.46] 2008 328xi [8.76]
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04-26-2011, 02:02 PM	#76
mkPOTO Mr. Nice Says Hello 650 Rep 16,661 Posts Drives: BMW M3 \| X5 xdrive 35i MSport Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: USA iTrader: (25) Garage List 2002 Lexus GS300 [0.00] 2008 BMW E92 M3 [5.58]	you forget about cobb ha
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04-26-2011, 02:49 PM	#80
UFGator535 Enlisted Member 4 Rep 31 Posts Drives: 2008 535i Sport 6MT Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Pompano Beach, FL iTrader: (0)	OP, definitely one of the most creative posts I've ever read. Nice work!
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04-26-2011, 03:23 PM	#81
markham335i Lieutenant 61 Rep 540 Posts Drives: 07 335i Join Date: May 2010 Location: Toronto, Markham iTrader: (0)	omg i laughed out loud so hard ahahahahahah this is so funny... jb4 all the way~! not only can u catch up u can blow by them... slam on ur breaks and watch as they both fly through there windshield.. owned __________________ Upgrades: <Cobb V3, DCI, BMS downpipes, ER charge pipe, Forge DV, bbs ch-r, 30%tint all around, bmw performance exhaust, umnitza V4 angel eyes>.....Next upgrades (I would like):intercooler, BBK, turbo upgrade....etc....
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04-26-2011, 03:33 PM	#82
TT3 iN NyC Colonel 249 Rep 2,567 Posts Drives: F80 M3CS Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NYC iTrader: (9)	Thanks guys! lol.. I think I have my <3 set on the PROcede and no longer on the gf... __________________ 07 e92 335i - Retired 18 F80 M3CS - Retired 21 G20 330i M-Sport - Current
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04-26-2011, 04:12 PM	#83
SpmnE9zero DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU 508 Rep 35,580 Posts Drives: JB 33ZERO Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: City of Champions iTrader: (14) Garage List 2006 330xi [0.00]	I shouldnt laugh..... I had the a very similar experience, only she didnt blow me away. She did lose her ring tho! Got that thing back sold it and put a deposit down on my 350Z! __________________ Eurocharged V5 \| ROW's / CC Delete \| K&N's \| H&R Springs \| Single Fin G.B. Grill \| Mode Carbon Diffuser \| JBSpeed CF Spoiler \| Arkym Style CF Splitter \| CF Mirror Caps \| 5% Tints \| 12mm Spacers \|
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04-26-2011, 04:37 PM	#84
Blake Banned 795 Rep 4,643 Posts Drives: Chevy Aveo Join Date: May 2008 Location: Parent's Basement iTrader: (7)	well now that you are going to have some more disposable income, sell the 335 and buy a fast car
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