Ask A Black Person Anything Thread

Litos · 06-29-2011, 07:10 PM

why do blacks always smell like old transmission fluid ?!?!

matthewk · 06-29-2011, 07:11 PM

And, seriously why do most black people leave the tags on all their stuff? Remove the sticker from your hat already...

Kensta335 · 06-29-2011, 07:11 PM

Was Michael Jackson black or white?

infinitekidM2C · 06-29-2011, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Litos

why do blacks always smell like old transmission fluid ?!?!

lol what??

man where you been smellin ur blacks at? autozone?

AngelinIsRich08 · 06-29-2011, 07:16 PM

Popeyes or KFC?

Kensta335 · 06-29-2011, 07:17 PM

Bloods or Crips?

CollinsE90 · 06-29-2011, 07:17 PM

I have so many questions, but they would all get this thread closed

E90SoFlo · 06-29-2011, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

I have so many questions, but they would all get this thread closed

LOOOOOOOL +1

UBERV8 · 06-29-2011, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by AngelinIsRich08

Popeyes or KFC?

I'll try and help OP out on some of these...Don't worry I am 100% negro so I'm certified!

To answer your question, this depends on the day. If it's Tuesday, Popeyes because they have drumsticks on sale, other than that KFC.

Price analogy:

KFC = Subway
Popeyes = Quiznos

matthewk · 06-29-2011, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Kensta335

Bloods or Crips?

Doesn't matter as long as you gangsta

matthewk · 06-29-2011, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

I have so many questions, but they would all get this thread closed

+20,000,000

Litos · 06-29-2011, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by infinitekid2002

lol what??

man where you been smellin ur blacks at? autozone?

Houston - we took on a lot of junk from Louisiana during Katrina.

we're overwhelemed with smelly black people - i just wanted to know if your darker skin tone put off a bad, somewhat musty smell.

UBERV8 · 06-29-2011, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by matthewk

And, seriously why do most black people leave the tags on all their stuff? Remove the sticker from your hat already...

I've never been one to do this, but I most black people do this to create a "pop tags" image. Basically, a facade of balling.

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Originally Posted by Kensta335

Bloods or Crips?

I was born and raised in a crip hood, but went to a blood H.S. So, I got lucky with both gangs. Still got banged on a lot though.

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

I have so many questions, but they would all get this thread closed

Pm for detailed answers.

number335 · 06-29-2011, 07:26 PM

Do you like fish sticks?

AngelinIsRich08 · 06-29-2011, 07:34 PM

Why are your people noisier than any other race?

The1 · 06-29-2011, 07:44 PM

reminds me of sitting beside the sweetest old black lady on the bus into NYC and while we were chatting, she looks out the window and sees a black guy wish his shorts to his ankles and his shirt too his knees....

she first does the classic "face palm" then goes into a whole rant about how horrible that fashion is and if she knew anyone like that she wouldn't talk to them anymore

bbob · 06-29-2011, 07:53 PM

why/what do you eat to have big penis? lol jkjk
mods, don't ban me!!!! im just joking =.=

infinitekidM2C · 06-29-2011, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by lilaznscboii

why/what do you eat to have big penis? lol jkjk
mods, don't ban me!!!! im just joking =.=

BAN HIM!

The1 · 06-29-2011, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by lilaznscboii

why/what do you eat to have big penis? lol jkjk
mods, don't ban me!!!! im just joking =.=

I've been told by a female friend, black men are big when placid and white men aren't, meanwhile, white men are growers, but end up roughly the same size as black men when hard.

yes, my friend told me more then i really wanted to know. but i found the information enlightening.

iBoost · 06-29-2011, 08:12 PM

how big is your penor?
are you skinny and buff bcuz of your awesome genetics?
can you slam dunk?
do you bang fat white chicks?

no homo/ no racist

CollinsE90 · 06-29-2011, 08:26 PM

why do you put those dumbass beads in your daughters hair

AngelinIsRich08 · 06-29-2011, 08:31 PM

How do you feel about wiggers and posers?

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