[DrunkOnJ20]

Originally Posted by Duhst

i know i wanna see it to dam it!!!

welp... im off to work!

LATERS!!

Bye-e.

[E90SLAM]

*yawn*

[MrChessy]

Originally Posted by DrunkOnJ20

I'm looking forward to seeing it.

Yea, read the reviews, the public gave it an A while the critics gave it a C. It's obvious the older critics aren't turned on by Megan Fox.

[DrunkOnJ20]

Pure class.

[DrunkOnJ20]

Originally Posted by MrChessy

Yea, read the reviews, the public gave it an A while the critics gave it a C. It's obvious the older critics aren't turned on by Megan Fox.

haha

[DrunkOnJ20]

[MrChessy]

Originally Posted by E90SLAM

*yawn*

[DrunkOnJ20]

Originally Posted by MrChessy

That's me right now.

[MrChessy]

Originally Posted by DrunkOnJ20

Pure class.

Dude, that be some psychedelic shit man. hahaha

[MrChessy]

Originally Posted by DrunkOnJ20

That's me right now.

Hahahaha

[E90SLAM]

Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML

[DrunkOnJ20]

Originally Posted by MrChessy

Dude, that be some psychedelic shit man. hahaha

haha

[DrunkOnJ20]

Originally Posted by E90SLAM

lol

[MrChessy]

Originally Posted by E90SLAM

hahaha

[DrunkOnJ20]

Bored.

[E90SLAM]

Today, I was laying out in my backyard trying to get some color, when I felt a little tickle on my lips. I rubbed them together to satisfy the itch, when I felt a sort of crunchish popping between them. I had crushed a spider between my lips and its legs were still moving. FML

[E90SLAM]

Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML

[E90SLAM]

Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML

[DrunkOnJ20]

Originally Posted by E90SLAM

Yuck.

[E90SLAM]

Originally Posted by DrunkOnJ20

Yuck.

[DrunkOnJ20]

Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML

Ew.

[DrunkOnJ20]

brb