Official Tri-State & PA Chat Thread (#6)

Alpine Whiteboy · 07-13-2010, 09:25 AM

Lmao Nick sorry bro hahahahhaha

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 07-13-2010, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

oy!!! tell him he has 1 week to post those videos, or im making a trip to AKM, loaded on 4 redbulls

and your hood open?

Alpine Whiteboy · 07-13-2010, 09:27 AM

Lmao Tiz sorry roflllllll

LeMans335xiE90 · 07-13-2010, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

yeah.. o well.. i should just show u how a convo goes between me and her.. its redic

bro... go find some pussy... GO TO THE JERSEY SHORE... bitches just wanna fuck there...

Alpine Whiteboy · 07-13-2010, 09:28 AM

Jerry... Click it or ticket... Wait I think that only works for a seatbelt...

LeMans335xiE90 · 07-13-2010, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

we really need both of you, but at this point we will take what we can get, cuz the people waiting are getting angry, and we are at a stand still til we get your core lights

kev do i need iDrive for that shit??

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Originally Posted by Alpine Whiteboy

Lmao Nick sorry bro hahahahhaha

hahah its all good my brothers on our IT team so i dont give a fuck haha

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 07-13-2010, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

it makes the dci's sound louder

maybe the extra wind going under the hood will keep the vanos clear

LeMans335xiE90 · 07-13-2010, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

LEAVE TIZ AND NICK ALONE!!!!!!!

LOL yea we are busy at the moment

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

this is true, jersey girls do just wnat to fuck, and thats what i need right now... no attachments, just a fuck so i dont become a virgin again

hahahah dude its so true...

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 07-13-2010, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

kev do i need iDrive for that shit??

hahah its all good my brothers on our IT team so i dont give a fuck haha

no, he can do so much for your car, make the windows roll UP, turn off lights, and a bunch of other shit that i never even seen before lol

LeMans335xiE90 · 07-13-2010, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

and unfortunately, if we dont click it in the bmw, we're greeted with a musical melody of dings for 5 minutes straight lol

fucking thing lasts 2/3s of my drive to work so i just fucking put it on and shut it up

Alpine Whiteboy · 07-13-2010, 09:30 AM

Jerry that link was especially for u. It's a link to a Dominatrix black girl that will take ur sissy manhood while u lick her heels as she whips u...

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 07-13-2010, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

and unfortunately, if we dont click it in the bmw, we're greeted with a musical melody of dings for 5 minutes straight lol

seat belt dummies ftmfw!!!! no more chimes

LeMans335xiE90 · 07-13-2010, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

no, he can do so much for your car, make the windows roll UP, turn off lights, and a bunch of other shit that i never even seen before lol

ok whats the cost of this? and if the dealership has to upgrade my software or anything like that do i gotta get it re-done?

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 07-13-2010, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

ok whats the cost of this? and if the dealership has to upgrade my software or anything like that do i gotta get it re-done?

i'm not sure, i have to ask him about pricing and the software upgrade, i dont think so cuz the dealer upgrades the dme, not the seperate modules that control those functions

LeMans335xiE90 · 07-13-2010, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

i'm not sure, i have to ask him about pricing and the software upgrade, i dont think so cuz the dealer upgrades the dme, not the seperate modules that control those functions

well if the price is right..................

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

im gonan callup my SA and schedule an appointment for the cranks and breaks for 2-3 wekes from now.

Tiz113 · 07-13-2010, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

we really need both of you, but at this point we will take what we can get, cuz the people waiting are getting angry, and we are at a stand still til we get your core lights

alright, my baddd

Tiz113 · 07-13-2010, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Alpine Whiteboy

Lmao Tiz sorry roflllllll

es ok i ruv you

Tiz113 · 07-13-2010, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

well if the price is right..................

stick that word sign right up your ass!

LeMans335xiE90 · 07-13-2010, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Tiz113

stick that word sign right up your ass!

wtf?????????

Tiz113 · 07-13-2010, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

at the next meet, im borrowing kevin's chloroform pads, using them on u, and then shoving a plunger up your unconscious anus

was that supposed to be in the elmo voice, cause if it was im now running!

LeMans335xiE90 · 07-13-2010, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

at the next meet, im borrowing kevin's chloroform pads, using them on u, and then shoving a plunger up your unconscious anus

DAMN!!!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 07-13-2010, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

at the next meet, im borrowing kevin's chloroform pads, using them on u, and then shoving a plunger up your unconscious anus

I keep tampons soaked in chloroform, so i can just stick them up bitches nose's

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