[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by Ender514

my sexual healing







my balloon knot

my booty call

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by Ender514

my sexual healing







my balloon knot

:l ove::lov e:

[Ender514]

Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

my booty call

Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

:l ove::lov e:

love is in my hair!

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

THATS IMPOSSIBEL!@

don't let your height fool you, just look at your pee pee and you will surely see, that you came outta meeeeeeeee

Originally Posted by Ender514

love is in my hair!

it looks like cob webs

[Ender514]

Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

don't let your height fool you, just look at your pee pee and you will surely see, that you came outta meeeeeeeee



it looks like cob webs

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

and in jared's... FUCK!!!!

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

ga......t..e............ar.....rea........l....... ..ma....... i've lost all control of my methae, urine, and kidney stones

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

we need an AKM meet, so jared can FINALLY show up!!!

he won't show up, he is afraid of the sexual tension that will be between the two of us, and the ill affects said tension would have on his balloon knot

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

wouldn't he be more afraid of the..... "awkward silence at first"

are you hard of learning? the awkward silence would be from the SEXUAL TENSION

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

im hard from something else.. the light switch is flipped up

mine goes side to side not up and down, there isnt enough skin to allow it to move that much

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

I understand how frustrating that can be and most sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this might have caused you. im really not sorry, ur a mother fucking mexican, literally

your mother doesnt complain, so there is no inconvenience or frustration.
i hope you get herpes from aurora

[LeMans335xiE90]

so i see you got my pix message jerry?

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

its the gift that keeps on giving



what message?

the pic of his junk laying across your mothers nose

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

isn't that a greek helmet?

no you dumb bastard! you are thinking the roman war helmet, where you gently place your testicles in the eye sockets, and droop your junk down the nose

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

that wouldn't work with me.. im so little, it would look like i was giving the girl a unibrow

i understand your situation way too well

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

its the gift that keeps on giving



what message?

Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

the pic of his junk laying across your mothers nose

except it was tiz's nose

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

except it was tiz's nose

that would be a mess, you run the chance of his mullett getting caught up in your taint hair and creating basically one big dread lock

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

that would be a mess, you run the chance of his mullett getting caught up in your taint hair and creating basically one big dread lock

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

what did i say

its an epidemic, people across the world are having their taint hair ripped out and essentially ruined over this situation, please help us find a cure

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

what did i say

its an epidemic, people across the world are having their taint hair ripped out and essentially ruined over this situation, please help us find a cure

hahahahaha yea just shave that shit ()

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

hahahahaha yea just shave that shit ()

i like to pluck them out on my couch while my girl showers, so when she comes outta the bathroom, i have both legs in the air and small blood drops all over my anus

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

oh my god LOL.. vintage wtf kevin moments

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

everybody DANCE now!

da da dadadda da da

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

i like to pluck them out on my couch while my girl showers, so when she comes outta the bathroom, i have both legs in the air and small blood drops all over my anus

OMG OMG OMG OMG OOMGOMGOMGOMOMMGOMGMOMGOOGMMGOOG hhahahahahaahahahahah i can so picture her coming out of the shower and being like YOUR ANUS ONLY BLEEDS WHEN I FUCK IT WITH THE STRAP ON........ (goes and pulls out the strap on).............................