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      07-14-2010, 02:34 PM   #89277
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WTF ARE YOU TALKIN ABOTU!~



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Regardless of the nature of my mental awareness, you still eat chillidogs.
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My anus just did a triple landing double backfliparooski!
OMGOMGOMOGMOGMOMOGMOGMOGMOGMGOMGOGM MY URINE, MY KNEE, AND FOR THAT MATTER...... MY EVERSOSLIGHTLYLARGERRIGHTEAR!!!!!!!!
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OMGOMGOMOGMOGMOMOGMOGMOGMOGMGOMGOGM MY URINE, MY KNEE, AND FOR THAT MATTER...... MY EVERSOSLIGHTLYLARGERRIGHTEAR!!!!!!!!
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My anatomical welfare has been mistaken for the planets alignment back in the 1800's when we were meteor struck and death and darkness fell upon us!
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I just pizzlesacked myself furry sure! Why me, oooooooh why my kidneys, why my urethra, why my once inflamed shoulder due to a broken clavicle from trying to be like Kevin and coming up short on a 75' tripple? Why me!?!?!?!?!
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I just pizzlesacked myself furry sure! Why me, oooooooh why my kidneys, why my urethra, why my once inflamed shoulder due to a broken clavicle from trying to be like Kevin and coming up short on a 75' tripple? Why me!?!?!?!?!
MAKE IT FUCKIGN STOP RIGHT NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I went to the gym this morning at 5:00am befrow work! Felt good! Got chest and shoulders in before you guys were even up! ajajajja hahhahah
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      07-14-2010, 03:13 PM   #89289
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take the eggaroll out of yo mouth son
THATS WACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!
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me!
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hahahahahahah me!!!
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I am going to give you a jar of 100% Ass Cream!!
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i know, u ran out of cum from all those ceiling explosions


SUPER SEMEN CEILING DESTRUCTO ATTACK! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
tee heeheeeeeeeeeeee hawwwwwwwwwwwwwww waflflflflflfllfflflflflfl
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"I have no dial tone" - customer
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"Ah fuck! you're right! my bad (hangs up phone" - customer
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA - Me
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