Official Tri-State & PA Chat Thread (#6)

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 07-21-2010, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

i need a vaca period... hate this place

nick, my girl, my life, my love

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Originally Posted by Alpine Whiteboy

(Dancing the Charleston)

Morning skanks!

good morning, where all the white women at

Alpine Whiteboy · 07-21-2010, 08:59 AM

Yo Sal u still didn't put "Midpipe bracket delete" in your sig! Lol

Sal G@Camber-Toe · 07-21-2010, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Alpine Whiteboy

Sup Jerry, sup "The", sup Nickypoo, sup Kev

Sal G@Camber-Toe · 07-21-2010, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

did i just instigate the future destruction of a ceiling tile?

....................yes tee hee

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Originally Posted by Alpine Whiteboy

Yo Sal u still didn't put "Midpipe bracket delete" in your sig! Lol

hahahhh .02 weight reduction FTW!

Alpine Whiteboy · 07-21-2010, 09:02 AM

kev if u want a white woman ask Jerry he lives in long island. I live with the Puerto Ricans and Dominicans lol

Alpine Whiteboy · 07-21-2010, 09:14 AM

So a guy and his wife are having breakfast when the wife turns and says:
"honey I had a weird dream last night, I dreamt I was at an auction bidding on c0cks. The thick ones were going for $1000, and the really long ones were going for $2000."
So the husband says "really? And what were the ones like MINE going for??"
She replied "oh they were giving those away for free..."
The husband then says "really? Well that's funny because I HAD a dream last night they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty trimmed ones were going for $1000, and the bald tight ones were going for $2000"
The wife then asks "really??? And what was MINE going for??"
The husband then replies "that's where they HELD the auction..."

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 07-21-2010, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Alpine Whiteboy

kev if u want a white woman ask Jerry he lives in long island. I live with the Puerto Ricans and Dominicans lol

i love Puerto Rican women

Alpine Whiteboy · 07-21-2010, 09:17 AM

LOL my fiancé is Dominican. They're better. But umm she's taken so u can't have her

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 07-21-2010, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Alpine Whiteboy

LOL my fiancé is Dominican. They're better. But umm she's taken so u can't have her

marriage=miserable life!!!! stay together, and don't get married!!!!!!!!!!

LeMans335xiE90 · 07-21-2010, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Alpine Whiteboy

(Dancing the Charleston)

Morning skanks!

bro.. those little kids were such homos hahahaa... he didnt give it up cuz hes a bitch

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Originally Posted by thesalg

i wouldnt mind it if my boss wasnt the biggest piece of shit

and i hate when shit gets fucked up because I have to fix it

Alpine Whiteboy · 07-21-2010, 09:22 AM

Too late! Engagement party is this July 31st and we're giving out "save the dates" for our wedding next June 4th. We getting married in Punta Cana Dominican Republic on the beach at a 5 star resort called "Excellence".

FML...

Alpine Whiteboy · 07-21-2010, 09:24 AM

For real Nick what PUSS-E's!

LOL Jerry I bet. They got CRAZY bodies

Alpine Whiteboy · 07-21-2010, 09:34 AM

LOL get on that Jerry! I'd post a pic of my fiancé in a bikini but I don't think she'd appreciate it

:

Matts the only one who has seen her and I'm sure he'll agree she's quite the looker

itsbrokeagain · 07-21-2010, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

the one on the left (my right) i hooked up wit 2 years ago.. one of the best fucks i ever had.. fn girl made my back bleed from her nails

itsbrokeagain · 07-21-2010, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Alpine Whiteboy

Too late! Engagement party is this July 31st and we're giving out "save the dates" for our wedding next June 4th. We getting married in Punta Cana Dominican Republic on the beach at a 5 star resort called "Excellence".

hmm i gotta check this place out on the web. How much is it for 2 to go there?

The wifey and I are thinking about Aruba in November-ish

Alpine Whiteboy · 07-21-2010, 09:39 AM

Haha u mean u made HER back bleed from YOUR nails u silly goose

Alpine Whiteboy · 07-21-2010, 09:41 AM

Matt the place looks awesome and so far our guests are gonna pay $750 each (or $1500 for a couple), including flight, all inclusive, from Thursday to Sunday. Google "Excellence Punta Cana". It's beautiful.

KyLu II · 07-21-2010, 10:21 AM

Sup guys. Damn ppl in new York smell bad. Specially Indians

KyLu II · 07-21-2010, 10:25 AM

congrats!! Let's hope you don't catch a hurricane!! Btw around this time some times it rains alot! Like it is right now. Mad downpours everyday!

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Originally Posted by Alpine Whiteboy

Too late! Engagement party is this July 31st and we're giving out "save the dates" for our wedding next June 4th. We getting married in Punta Cana Dominican Republic on the beach at a 5 star resort called "Excellence".

FML...

KyLu II · 07-21-2010, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

That pic is photochoped! How da fuck can you be taller than them

KyLu II · 07-21-2010, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

YOU SHUT UR MOUTH WHEN UR TALKING TO ME! NOT EVERYONE IS TALLER THAN ME!! SAL IS MY HEIGHT FOR BLOODY SANTA CLAUSE SHIT SAKES!

WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!!!!!! Holly fuck Sal is a midget too? What are the fucking oods?!!!!

itsbrokeagain · 07-21-2010, 10:33 AM

the parking cunt just gave me a ticket for no front plate, even though it was in my window

07-21-2010, 08:59 AM	#90004
Alpine Whiteboy Jerry's Fault... 187 Rep 9,258 Posts Drives: 2013 535xi M-Sport SGM Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Queens, N.Y. iTrader: (1)	Yo Sal u still didn't put "Midpipe bracket delete" in your sig! Lol __________________ *BoopieMotorwerks MartinoAutoConcepts**
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07-21-2010, 09:02 AM	#90007
Alpine Whiteboy Jerry's Fault... 187 Rep 9,258 Posts Drives: 2013 535xi M-Sport SGM Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Queens, N.Y. iTrader: (1)	kev if u want a white woman ask Jerry he lives in long island. I live with the Puerto Ricans and Dominicans lol __________________ *BoopieMotorwerks MartinoAutoConcepts**
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07-21-2010, 09:14 AM	#90008
Alpine Whiteboy Jerry's Fault... 187 Rep 9,258 Posts Drives: 2013 535xi M-Sport SGM Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Queens, N.Y. iTrader: (1)	So a guy and his wife are having breakfast when the wife turns and says: "honey I had a weird dream last night, I dreamt I was at an auction bidding on c0cks. The thick ones were going for $1000, and the really long ones were going for $2000." So the husband says "really? And what were the ones like MINE going for??" She replied "oh they were giving those away for free..." The husband then says "really? Well that's funny because I HAD a dream last night they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty trimmed ones were going for $1000, and the bald tight ones were going for $2000" The wife then asks "really??? And what was MINE going for??" The husband then replies "that's where they HELD the auction..." __________________ *BoopieMotorwerks MartinoAutoConcepts**
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07-21-2010, 09:17 AM	#90010
Alpine Whiteboy Jerry's Fault... 187 Rep 9,258 Posts Drives: 2013 535xi M-Sport SGM Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Queens, N.Y. iTrader: (1)	LOL my fiancé is Dominican. They're better. But umm she's taken so u can't have her __________________ *BoopieMotorwerks MartinoAutoConcepts**
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07-21-2010, 09:22 AM	#90013
Alpine Whiteboy Jerry's Fault... 187 Rep 9,258 Posts Drives: 2013 535xi M-Sport SGM Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Queens, N.Y. iTrader: (1)	Too late! Engagement party is this July 31st and we're giving out "save the dates" for our wedding next June 4th. We getting married in Punta Cana Dominican Republic on the beach at a 5 star resort called "Excellence". FML... __________________ *BoopieMotorwerks MartinoAutoConcepts**
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07-21-2010, 09:24 AM	#90014
Alpine Whiteboy Jerry's Fault... 187 Rep 9,258 Posts Drives: 2013 535xi M-Sport SGM Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Queens, N.Y. iTrader: (1)	For real Nick what PUSS-E's! LOL Jerry I bet. They got CRAZY bodies __________________ *BoopieMotorwerks MartinoAutoConcepts**
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07-21-2010, 09:34 AM	#90015
Alpine Whiteboy Jerry's Fault... 187 Rep 9,258 Posts Drives: 2013 535xi M-Sport SGM Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Queens, N.Y. iTrader: (1)	LOL get on that Jerry! I'd post a pic of my fiancé in a bikini but I don't think she'd appreciate it : Matts the only one who has seen her and I'm sure he'll agree she's quite the looker __________________ *BoopieMotorwerks MartinoAutoConcepts**
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07-21-2010, 09:39 AM	#90018
Alpine Whiteboy Jerry's Fault... 187 Rep 9,258 Posts Drives: 2013 535xi M-Sport SGM Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Queens, N.Y. iTrader: (1)	Haha u mean u made HER back bleed from YOUR nails u silly goose __________________ *BoopieMotorwerks MartinoAutoConcepts**
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07-21-2010, 09:41 AM	#90019
Alpine Whiteboy Jerry's Fault... 187 Rep 9,258 Posts Drives: 2013 535xi M-Sport SGM Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Queens, N.Y. iTrader: (1)	Matt the place looks awesome and so far our guests are gonna pay $750 each (or $1500 for a couple), including flight, all inclusive, from Thursday to Sunday. Google "Excellence Punta Cana". It's beautiful. __________________ *BoopieMotorwerks MartinoAutoConcepts**
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07-21-2010, 10:21 AM	#90020
KyLu II FREE DREAMK 168 Rep 9,321 Posts Drives: the shiiit! Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Vineland, NJ iTrader: (6) Garage List 2011 Lexus LFA [3.76]	Sup guys. Damn ppl in new York smell bad. Specially Indians __________________
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07-21-2010, 10:33 AM	#90024
itsbrokeagain 314 Rep 15,747 Posts Drives: 1999 528iT, E53 X5, E46 325xi Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Strong Island iTrader: (7)	the parking cunt just gave me a ticket for no front plate, even though it was in my window
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