officisl DrUnK thread!!!\

2011CrazE89 · 09-26-2014, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPrena

I have a cold. Close enough to be drunk.

Sounds like a good excuse for a few shots of "NyQuil"

Lups · 09-27-2014, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by squishy

Alcoholic

Yes, three heinekens in a week gets me the title!

squishy · 09-27-2014, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Yes, three heinekens in a week gets me the title!

Check that...

*alcoholic in denial

Lups · 09-27-2014, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by squishy

Check that...

*alcoholic in denial

haha

Dude, I'm sober, just so damn tired. I need a night out and go insane with my Peter, 2 more weeks of being the only parent and the first one is always the worst, the workload gets anyone.

squishy · 09-27-2014, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

haha

Dude, I'm sober, just so damn tired. I need a night out and go insane with my Peter, 2 more weeks of being the only parent and the first one is always the worst, the workload gets anyone.

I'm just fuckin wit chu boo

Lups · 09-27-2014, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by squishy

I'm just fuckin wit chu boo

I have a sense of humor, I just don't use it!

MrPrena · 09-27-2014, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Dude, you've never been drunk enough if you can't tell the difference.

Get better soon.

Thanks Lups!

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Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

Sounds like a good excuse for a few shots of "NyQuil"

As of now cough drop and ibuprofen is good enough. If worse, nyquill is next.
Glad that it isn't flu. Flu and I don't get along really well.

NEFARIOUS · 09-27-2014, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by gtron

never mix business with pleasure.

be sure to fire her first.

She's a temp, her assignment is over on Oct 6

gtron · 09-27-2014, 03:58 PM

i think it's time to start some daytime drinking. i have a few double IPAs left from last night. this could get weird.

gtron · 09-27-2014, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

She's a temp, her assignment is over on Oct 6

well you don't have much choice then. fuggin toss it in her, bro.

gtron · 09-28-2014, 01:34 AM

things might have gotten a little out of hand tonight. not even midnight and i'm here. dafuq

Billup · 09-29-2014, 08:03 AM

I wish I could have made it in here Friday night. Went to bikefest in Dtown Raleigh, met a new friend, drank literally all day, when it was night time and the streets were shutting down, I was running for some reason and almost face planted, instead I scraped up my palm really bad, hurts like hell today, and couldn't find where I parked my motorcycle, so I had to do some recon on Saturday morning to go and find it.

Billup · 09-29-2014, 08:08 AM

I wish I could have made it in here Friday night. Went to bikefest in Dtown Raleigh, met a new friend, drank literally all day, when it was night time and the streets were shutting down, I was running for some reason and almost face planted, instead I scraped up my palm really bad, hurts like hell today, and couldn't find where I parked my motorcycle, so I had to do some recon on Saturday morning to go and find it.

It also resulted in a $100 cab ride because I had the Arabic cab driver guy drive me in circles in downtown trying to locate my bike...., ahhhh good times.

Found out in the AM it was parked next to a dumpster in a dark corner, under a tree, so now it has a million little sap spots all over it.

335speed · 09-29-2014, 06:18 PM

Jeez Billup, go hard or go..... Around in circles in a cab... Then go home?

Lups · 09-29-2014, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by 335speed

Jeez Billup, go hard or go..... Around in circles in a cab... Then go home?

Buahahaa

Billup · 09-30-2014, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by 335speed

Jeez Billup, go hard or go..... Around in circles in a cab... Then go home?

In the midst of my complete shittiness, I did wake up from my slumber half on the couch, half on the floor, with a tele number in my pocket. So I guess it wasn't a total loss, other than some dignity and skin off my palm.

I also learned a lot. My cab driver was from Jordan, his favorite food from there is the same as me (kibbeh naya), his ex wife is a succubus, and his name was Muhammahd....,

I live a very interesting life...,

335speed · 09-30-2014, 12:24 PM

I can only imagine. Mine seems so stale, im not meeting all these jordanians and getting ladies numbers! What will i have to tell my children when im older. "When i was your age!!! I uhhh went to school and work!"

Gonna have some sick thanksgiving stories about that one time i stayed up late.

I like to think im gonna be that crazy grandpa dropping E and havin old lady orgies tho

Billup · 09-30-2014, 12:32 PM

Grant it, I really don't remember much of the night, except tripping over my own feet running and slamming into the ground while everyone chuckled...., it was fun.

Normally all I do is work, I don't go out too often. Trying to pay off a bunch of debt I've built up this year from new furniture and stuff, so when I do go out for a night, I make sure it was damn well worth it.

Billup · 10-01-2014, 08:21 PM

Nobody gunna post in here tonight? Well thats just fine. Let me tell you a secret why, little guy.

I made a pot roast sandwich, then I realized its better than a manwich.
Got in a scruffle with my lovely ex.
Was a little upset, so I grabbed a box of Chex.
Drank a bottle of Coppola Cabernet
I'm a wee bit drunk in this thread today
for this hooker, I do not want to pay
so I kicked her in the cooch, yay yay yay

... it sounded a lot better with the beat in my head, I swear.

m3ray · 10-01-2014, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

In the midst of my complete shittiness, I did wake up from my slumber half on the couch, half on the floor, with a tele number in my pocket. So I guess it wasn't a total loss, other than some dignity and skin off my palm.

I also learned a lot. My cab driver was from Jordan, his favorite food from there is the same as me (kibbeh naya), his ex wife is a succubus, and his name was Muhammahd....,

I live a very interesting life...,

You drink alcohol? That's Haraam.

Billup · 10-01-2014, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by m3ray

You drink alcohol? That's Haraam.

Allah akbar, mate.

(sp?) on the whole akbar thing.

You smoke hookah? Get down on some narghile?

Revartr · 10-02-2014, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Nobody gunna post in here tonight? Well thats just fine. Let me tell you a secret why, little guy.

I made a pot roast sandwich, then I realized its better than a manwich.
Got in a scruffle with my lovely ex.
Was a little upset, so I grabbed a box of Chex.
Drank a bottle of Coppola Cabernet
I'm a wee bit drunk in this thread today
for this hooker, I do not want to pay
so I kicked her in the cooch, yay yay yay

... it sounded a lot better with the beat in my head, I swear.

I hate that I always forget about this thread when I'm drunk.

I need to bookmark it in my phone for tonight or tomorrow night.

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09-28-2014, 01:34 AM	#891
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09-29-2014, 08:03 AM	#892
Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	I wish I could have made it in here Friday night. Went to bikefest in Dtown Raleigh, met a new friend, drank literally all day, when it was night time and the streets were shutting down, I was running for some reason and almost face planted, instead I scraped up my palm really bad, hurts like hell today, and couldn't find where I parked my motorcycle, so I had to do some recon on Saturday morning to go and find it.
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09-29-2014, 08:08 AM	#893
Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	I wish I could have made it in here Friday night. Went to bikefest in Dtown Raleigh, met a new friend, drank literally all day, when it was night time and the streets were shutting down, I was running for some reason and almost face planted, instead I scraped up my palm really bad, hurts like hell today, and couldn't find where I parked my motorcycle, so I had to do some recon on Saturday morning to go and find it. It also resulted in a $100 cab ride because I had the Arabic cab driver guy drive me in circles in downtown trying to locate my bike...., ahhhh good times. Found out in the AM it was parked next to a dumpster in a dark corner, under a tree, so now it has a million little sap spots all over it.
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09-29-2014, 06:18 PM	#894
335speed Private First Class 13 Rep 193 Posts Drives: 16 550 Join Date: May 2013 Location: SoCal iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 BMW E90 [10.00]	Jeez Billup, go hard or go..... Around in circles in a cab... Then go home?
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09-30-2014, 12:24 PM	#897
335speed Private First Class 13 Rep 193 Posts Drives: 16 550 Join Date: May 2013 Location: SoCal iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 BMW E90 [10.00]	I can only imagine. Mine seems so stale, im not meeting all these jordanians and getting ladies numbers! What will i have to tell my children when im older. "When i was your age!!! I uhhh went to school and work!" Gonna have some sick thanksgiving stories about that one time i stayed up late. I like to think im gonna be that crazy grandpa dropping E and havin old lady orgies tho
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09-30-2014, 12:32 PM	#898
Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	Grant it, I really don't remember much of the night, except tripping over my own feet running and slamming into the ground while everyone chuckled...., it was fun. Normally all I do is work, I don't go out too often. Trying to pay off a bunch of debt I've built up this year from new furniture and stuff, so when I do go out for a night, I make sure it was damn well worth it.
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Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	Nobody gunna post in here tonight? Well thats just fine. Let me tell you a secret why, little guy. I made a pot roast sandwich, then I realized its better than a manwich. Got in a scruffle with my lovely ex. Was a little upset, so I grabbed a box of Chex. Drank a bottle of Coppola Cabernet I'm a wee bit drunk in this thread today for this hooker, I do not want to pay so I kicked her in the cooch, yay yay yay ... it sounded a lot better with the beat in my head, I swear.
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