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      01-28-2025, 11:55 AM   #9065
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Can't argue with this..
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      01-28-2025, 03:22 PM   #9070
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two more "groaners"...
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      01-28-2025, 04:08 PM   #9071
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Can't argue with this..
From our boys bathroom, circa 1965:

“Flush twice, its uphill to the cafeteria.”
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      01-28-2025, 04:21 PM   #9072
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Can't argue with this..
On a serious note: also in Belgium, especially young women can be targeted in bars and clubs by rapists and thieves scumbags spiking drinks with a rape drug. In bars and clubs who truly care, a sign featuring a code word (for example "Fidelio") or code phrase (for example "Please get me a Fidelio") is stickered inside ladies toilets. If a woman starts to feel physically unwell or feels threatened or uncomfortable by someone, or experiences some vulnerability situation in the bar or club, she's encouraged (or friends who notice that something wrong is happening) to simply say the code word or code phrase to a bar tender, as if she orders a drink. By doing so, bar staff is discreetly alerted to take immediate action to keep her safe from a potential harm (emergency). For example they can immediately take the woman in distress to a private room to recover (and to figure out what's happening) or guide her discreetly out via a back door. Piece of advice. If I'd have a bar (I don't), I would use code stickers and instruct bar staff on how to help people in distress.
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She's spend her kids inheritance. Good for her.
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      01-28-2025, 05:14 PM   #9077
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Exactly, when's the last time you saw a Brinks truck in a funeral procession?
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On a serious note: also in Belgium, especially young women can be targeted in bars and clubs by rapists and thieves scumbags spiking drinks with a rape drug. In bars and clubs who truly care, a sign featuring a code word (for example "Fidelio") or code phrase (for example "Please get me a Fidelio") is stickered inside ladies toilets. If a woman starts to feel physically unwell or feels threatened or uncomfortable by someone, or experiences some vulnerability situation in the bar or club, she's encouraged (or friends who notice that something wrong is happening) to simply say the code word or code phrase to a bar tender, as if she orders a drink. By doing so, bar staff is discreetly alerted to take immediate action to keep her safe from a potential harm (emergency). For example they can immediately take the woman in distress to a private room to recover (and to figure out what's happening) or guide her discreetly out via a back door. Piece of advice. If I'd have a bar (I don't), I would use code stickers and instruct bar staff on how to help people in distress.
Sadly this is a thing in a great many places now. I dealt with a number of these cases when I worked in Downtown Toronto (the entertainment district).
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two more "groaners"...

Some of you tease me about my awful and annoying puns, but this is okay? I'd be offended if I wasn't busy figuring out my next groaner.
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