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      07-04-2009, 09:38 AM   #92093
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      07-04-2009, 09:39 AM   #92094
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yea same here time to drop the girlfriend likes to argue too much kept me up all last nite
Ha, We broke up Monday. . . or might have been Sunday.
Haven't spoke to her since.
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Ha, We broke up Monday. . . or might have been Sunday.
Haven't spoke to her since.
Fuck, I think the bitch cursed me though!
Now i'm dying.
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      07-04-2009, 09:41 AM   #92096
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Ha, We broke up Monday. . . or might have been Sunday.
Haven't spoke to her since.
its summertime time to trade in women...
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Sup Ben. . .
Actually. . . I'm up late on a Friday night
me too

ice cream......
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Fuck, I think the bitch cursed me though!
Now i'm dying.
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Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML
Ouch~
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      07-04-2009, 09:43 AM   #92100
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good for u!
Eh. . . I guess.
I'll be fine as long as i'm not hexed
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me too

ice cream......
Damn. . .
Cocaine Ice Cream?
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      07-04-2009, 09:44 AM   #92102
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its summertime time to trade in women...

But being sick is not a good start. ..
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Today, my boyfriend brought me breakfast in bed, told me all the things he loved about me, got down on one knee and pulled out the little blue box I had been hoping for, for so long. He opened the box and there was a note inside that said, "April Fools!" FML
This one made me LOL!
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Damn. . .
Cocaine Ice Cream?
no LSD
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dont make me get the hose bitch
is that what you say to your boyfriend when you get mad at him?
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You dare mock the homo and cross-dressing, Lamar, B?
lol
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im at work relaxing, John's at home playing with his nutsack watching Oprah
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im at work relaxing, John's at home playing with his nutsack watching Oprah
please dont include me in your homo fantasies. whats up dustin? hows the move?
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