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06-23-2020, 11:32 AM | #903 | |
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When you go to the pharmacy and they hold up your prescription when you walk in the door...
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06-23-2020, 12:08 PM | #907 |
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06-23-2020, 02:44 PM | #908 |
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Another viagra refill already?!?!
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06-23-2020, 02:46 PM | #909 |
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06-23-2020, 03:50 PM | #910 |
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When you're in line at the pharmacy, and the clerk asks the person behind you in line to come up first because it's going to take them two hours to bag up all of your refills.....
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06-23-2020, 03:51 PM | #911 |
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06-23-2020, 03:51 PM | #912 |
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When you get home from the pharmacy, and find a two-minute-old email that you have another batch of refills ready for pickup (true story)!!!!!
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06-23-2020, 04:35 PM | #913 | |
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But back then....if you lived there long enough....you were accepted. I lived there 11 years. As long as I minded my own business, I was fine.
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06-23-2020, 10:38 PM | #914 |
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I fill my viagra (generic) every once and a while. best part, the pharmacist is my next door neighbor.
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06-24-2020, 07:46 AM | #917 |
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The government approved monthly quantity seems quite optimistic for a 54 yo. I have enough to last the rest of my life and they just keep sending more. Quite demoralizing.
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06-24-2020, 11:15 AM | #919 | |
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On this whole neighborhood thing: I live in 'da Hood and yet have zero issues walking to the corner store, even after dark. There are 2 other white dudes I know of in our 3 streets. No locks are actually used on my doors. |
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06-24-2020, 01:28 PM | #920 |
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Honestly, you're probably safer in the hood right now than anywhere else.
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06-25-2020, 07:10 AM | #921 |
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"...when you mind makes a promise that your body can't fill."
Not talking viagra! I have to do rotors, pads & bleed before the 4th of July, and the job looks so hard!! Am I getting old or what? Murf PS: My brakes got covid disease from sitting too long. They pulse like crazy. |
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06-25-2020, 09:39 PM | #923 |
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It's even worse when the person you're speaking to is 40.
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06-25-2020, 11:19 PM | #924 |
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When the gist of your conversations are your last procedure, from your doctor, and most of your conversations are about your grandkids. And don't pull out the pictures everyone wants to see.
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