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      10-04-2014, 09:56 PM   #903
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Got plastered in downtown Raleigh again last night. By the time I made it home was too tired to type.

Had some really good stories too. They won't sound as fun now that I'm sober. Sorry guys.
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New to the oft but man am I a bit hammered when I start mistaking the twin peaks girls for hookers and they seem to be okay with me thinking that Idk chicken fried lizard was pretty good and one thing I hate is they ask if you want a man beer or a a regular..... bitch I want the double beer stat!!!!! oh and the guy driving the challenger that keeps revving up and changing parking spots I'll totally rave you
!! .... nipplez
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New to the oft but man am I a bit hammered when I start mistaking the twin peaks girls for hookers and they seem to be okay with me thinking that Idk chicken fried lizard was pretty good and one thing I hate is they ask if you want a man beer or a a regular..... bitch I want the double beer stat!!!!! oh and the guy driving the challenger that keeps revving up and changing parking spots I'll totally rave you
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Buahaha! @Billup you have a mate, an other person who actually gets drunk and still uses the internet!

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I would never...

lol, my success rate of making it to the computer lately has been...., not very high.

I like his style though. Well articulated and inebriated? Takes a pure breed of drunk to have that much skill. I'm impressed.
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lol, my success rate of making it to the computer lately has been...., not very high.

I like his style though. Well articulated and inebriated? Takes a pure breed of drunk to have that much skill. I'm impressed.
I'm a true fan of your style, and I'll do my best one of these nights to finally have the chance go get completely drunk, and share.
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I'm a true fan of your style, and I'll do my best one of these nights to finally have the chance go get completely drunk, and share.
I have really high expectations of you dear. If you want, you can get drunk tonight, and I'll get drunk tonight, and it will be as if we are getting drunk together. Just don't try to take advantage of me, I'm very easy when I drink....,
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I have really high expectations of you dear. If you want, you can get drunk tonight, and I'll get drunk tonight, and it will be as if we are getting drunk together. Just don't try to take advantage of me, I'm very easy when I drink....,
As tempting as this offer is, I'm afraid you'll lose to my beloved Peter tonight if its not raining. I need a few hours of angry rock and insane driving, but it is red wine season, so one of these nights in sure we will end up to the laptop both in good spirits.

Don't worry, I never pickup men from the internet, your chastity is quite safe with me.
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Damn it Peter. Damn it all.



Every season is red wine season, babe. Cabernet is good for a lay.
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Damn it Peter. Damn it all.



Every season is red wine season, babe. Cabernet is good for a lay.
No being mean to Peter, he's my boy toy! Poor thing hasn't gone out in two weeks at all, I can see his soul being crushed.

You sir are wrong. Autumn is knitting and red wine, a glass almost every night, winter its whiskey if ever anything, this years Christmas time it will be that for sure, family is visiting. Spring and summer beer if not on a road trip.
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Well, what's yours is mine and what's mine is yours, so I guess I can start liking Peter although he stripped you from my grasp.

Uhhhh..., if there is one thing I am not wrong about it is alcohol. There is no such thing as a season for a good drink. Every day is a wine day. Every day is a vodka day. Every day is a beer day. Why must this world still strive on discrimination?
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You sir are wrong. Autumn is knitting and red wine, a glass almost every night, winter its whiskey if ever anything, this years Christmas time it will be that for sure, family is visiting. Spring and summer beer if not on a road trip.
Did somebody say whiskey?
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Did somebody say whiskey?
I did indeed, this is my favorite poison!
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I did indeed, this is my favorite poison!
I enjoy my fair share of vodka, Everclear, 151, and Shift all year 'round. But when it starts getting into the winter months, I spend my nights sipping on Single Barrel or Johnny Walker, or if I'm feeling Christmas-y, Southern Comfort-spiked eggnog.
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I enjoy my fair share of vodka, Everclear, 151, and Shift all year 'round. But when it starts getting into the winter months, I spend my nights sipping on Single Barrel or Johnny Walker, or if I'm feeling Christmas-y, Southern Comfort-spiked eggnog.
Mother comic over for Christmas, quantity over quality will be my way to handle it I bet.
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Mother comic over for Christmas, quantity over quality will be my way to handle it I bet.
Mother Comic? Is she with Father Cartoon?
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Lol phone and autocorrect. Mother is coming here for Christmas.
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