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      04-24-2008, 01:50 PM   #903
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what do you do if you poo in your pants while youre at work?
Make for a fast escape while avoiding any people at all and go straight home.

Additional steps you may want to take include:

head to the bathroom first and make sure it is unoccupied. Remove pantalons and begin wiping away at the discards while minimizing spread on your material. A cuping/grabbing hand motion is preferred as swiping and scooping may spread affected areas.

Spray air sanitzer or pump alot of soap into the sink boal and dilute with water to mask smell and leave premises.


If you can not go to the bathroom and only option is to car ride home to change, then you should bring two items that resemble blocks of wood; such as 2x4s. The reason you will need this is because you will need to elevate your two butt cheeks in the air as you drive. A visual would be such as a toilet seat, your two buttcheeks are elevated with a gap in the middle. This will prevent you from sitting on top of your discards. See Fig.1A

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2x4s --------> | | | |
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Make for a fast escape while avoiding any people at all and go straight home.

Additional steps you may want to take include:

head to the bathroom first and make sure it is unoccupied. Remove pantalons and begin wiping away at the discards while minimizing spread on your material. A cuping/grabbing hand motion is preferred as swiping and scooping may spread affected areas.

Spray air sanitzer or pump alot of soap into the sink boal and dilute with water to mask smell and leave premises.


If you can not go to the bathroom and only option is to car ride home to change, then you should bring two items that resemble blocks of wood; such as 2x4s. The reason you will need this is because you will need to elevate your two butt cheeks in the air as you drive. A visual would be such as a toilet seat, your two buttcheeks are elevated with a gap in the middle. This will prevent you from sitting on top of your discards. See Fig.1A

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(__) (__) --> (__) (__)
2x4s --------> | | | |
has this happend to you before? is this how you know?
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has this happend to you before? is this how you know?
similiar situation but not at work.... while riding a bicycle in the middle of teh street as a child and i jumped of the bike at a corner intersection light and planted myself behind the bush and dropped it right thurrr

wonder if its still there on the corner of snell and chynoweth... hahaha
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Make for a fast escape while avoiding any people at all and go straight home.

Additional steps you may want to take include:

head to the bathroom first and make sure it is unoccupied. Remove pantalons and begin wiping away at the discards while minimizing spread on your material. A cuping/grabbing hand motion is preferred as swiping and scooping may spread affected areas.

Spray air sanitzer or pump alot of soap into the sink boal and dilute with water to mask smell and leave premises.


If you can not go to the bathroom and only option is to car ride home to change, then you should bring two items that resemble blocks of wood; such as 2x4s. The reason you will need this is because you will need to elevate your two butt cheeks in the air as you drive. A visual would be such as a toilet seat, your two buttcheeks are elevated with a gap in the middle. This will prevent you from sitting on top of your discards. See Fig.1A

Fig.1A

(__) (__) --> (__) (__)
2x4s --------> | | | |
LOLOLJ:LSKDJFSDOOSDLFOLOLOLOLSDFOLOLOLOLOL

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would you laff at 4x6's?
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P, I was wondering how to make easy money for modding my car?
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P, I was wondering how to make easy money for modding my car?
One of the easiest ways to find money to mod your car is to find side gigs like on Craiglist. I got a couple of my mods easy just by doing research surveys. You go in for an hour to 2 and come out with 150 bucks just for your opionions.. or there's those odd jobs like... 100 bucks to help me move furniture. There's a couple focus gorups that are cool like testing out video games.

You could also provide a service such as.... learn how to install short shifters and charge like 50 bucks for the 1 hour of work to learning how to retrofit or custom wire electronic devices like Valentines 1's or hook up sound systems to your car.

Find the niche in the market and you'll be well off on your way.

That or leave the gf behind and you'll find alot of money =D
JK on the last one but it's true =X where do u think i got my mods? hahaa
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That or leave the gf behind and you'll find alot of money =D
JK on the last one but it's true =X where do u think i got my mods? hahaa
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p, I was checking craigslist for these research surveys and couldnt find one. How consistent are these post? Thanks

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One of the easiest ways to find money to mod your car is to find side gigs like on Craiglist. I got a couple of my mods easy just by doing research surveys. You go in for an hour to 2 and come out with 150 bucks just for your opionions.. or there's those odd jobs like... 100 bucks to help me move furniture. There's a couple focus gorups that are cool like testing out video games.

You could also provide a service such as.... learn how to install short shifters and charge like 50 bucks for the 1 hour of work to learning how to retrofit or custom wire electronic devices like Valentines 1's or hook up sound systems to your car.

Find the niche in the market and you'll be well off on your way.

That or leave the gf behind and you'll find alot of money =D
JK on the last one but it's true =X where do u think i got my mods? hahaa
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p, I was checking craigslist for these research surveys and couldnt find one. How consistent are these post? Thanks
go to craigslist and check the "ETC" section of the site... that's where you find all those listings
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I added EXTRA lighting on my bike, making the bullet turn signals also be running and brake lights. I took the baffles out of the pipes so they are loud. What more must I do so people will pay attention and not try to run me off the road because they are in such a huge hurry to get to wherever they are going??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Run with your high beams on.

Always ride faster than traffic is moving so you are never in one spot. When passing up a car, make sure you slow down before you make your pass to give them a chance to notice you. Be sure to be out of their blind spot.

Remember, aggressive riding is key to not being a victim
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