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      08-04-2010, 11:27 AM   #92819
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      08-04-2010, 11:29 AM   #92820
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INVTAGE SMILEY TO THE RIGHT SIDE FTMFW!



my prick is always getting the hang of it..
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yea that makes sense hed have to go on an adventure to find a non asian penis but for your tiny 18 year old penis that probably has only been touched by jared it would just be right there........ either way... ur pretty gay for arguing about a dude sucking ur small cack


......... you do realize you just dissed yourself right??
ur the *** that started talking about it u fat lard
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I give u $1000 I need 1700 back
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I give u $1000 I need 1700 back
i give u my cock and i need a vagina on it back
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      08-04-2010, 11:33 AM   #92824
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It's a shameful thing, penishead!
PLUM!!! omg hahaha

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ur the *** that started talking about it u fat lard
ur a fucking ***

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I give u $1000 I need 1700 back
i dunno if that would work mang... at least not in a month...
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i give u my cock and i need a guys ass on it back
figures........................................... ......
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I think I wanna do cosmetic stuff since my next performance steps (OCC, FMIC, Oil Cooler) are gonna run me around $3500 FML...
what kinda cosmetic stuff?? lip? splitters? mtech (if u arent already)? spoiler? hood?
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i like to lick my boss' ass hair on my lunch break
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What say I give u $500 to test this theory of yours. What I get back and how fast???
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a) my boss is a chick

b) she has a nice ass

c) she does anal
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a) my boss is a chick

b) she has a nice ass

c) she does anal
a.born a man
b. since (a) was incorrect...that makes you gay
c. ..since (a) was incorrect...whatever tickles your fancy...
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      08-04-2010, 11:43 AM   #92831
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haha


GOMOGMOG I DIDNT PLUM TO MEAN IT.. WAIT.. AHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHA MAKE IT STOP!! MAKE IT ROP! MAKE IT ROP!! ARARARARr
BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAH

and MAKE IT ROP MAKE IT ROP!?!?!

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What say I give u $500 to test this theory of yours. What I get back and how fast???
depends on the custies but probably a couple hundred
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      08-04-2010, 11:46 AM   #92832
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a.born a man
b. since (a) was incorrect...that makes you gay
c. ..since (a) was incorrect...whatever tickles your fancy...
your a towel..............

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so NASTY
just the way you like it
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your a towel..............

TOWEL IS BETTER THEN TOILET PAPER BITCH!!!
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got aurora going "can u come fuck me tn"

i wrote "after that fn attitude u gave me earlier why the fuck should i do nething wit u"

"im suffering stop"

"suffering or not, dont give me a fucking attitude wit all the shit i do for you"

"stop, Pleaseeeeeeeeee "
wow you are hardcore!!!
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got aurora going "can u come out wiht me tn"

i wrote "after that fn attitude u gave me earlier why the fuck should i do nething wit u"

"im suffering stop"

"suffering or not, dont give me a fucking attitude wit all the shit i do for you"

"stop"

heres where she gets ignored
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TOWEL IS BETTER THEN TOILET PAPER BITCH!!!
you have now moved to my ignore list
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fucking whores



you have now moved to my ignore list
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      08-04-2010, 11:59 AM   #92838
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seriously.. she tells me i dont do shit for her, bugs out on me.. then asks to hang out like she didnt do shit.. like her shit dont stink.. when it does


LITERALLY
I JUST FELL OFF YOUR STOOL
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im pissed and hardcore nukka
ut oh... dan part II?????
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I AM FUCKING.......... I CANT THINK OF ANYHTING TO WRITE AAHAHAHAAHAHAJAJAJAJJAJAJAAJAJAJAAJJARRARARARARARA R!!! Bangladesh!!
yay i made the lil guy happy... now only if that cunty whore can do the same
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