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| 11-04-2024, 02:52 PM | #9285 |
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| 11-06-2024, 04:49 AM | #9287 |
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So I get this email from BMW dealer inviting me to the new M5 & X3 launch. They have a chain of dealerships across the country.
I RSVP for the event a couple weeks out. The evening comes along and I duly head into town looking forward to seeing the new M5. I get to local dealer. That’s odd , front entrance has chains across. So head down a side street to rear entrance, lights out , nobody home. I put on my reading classes and peer at phone to check invite ……. Got the right night . Unfortunately wrong city. Event in different city approximately 600 kms away. 9 hour drive according to google maps .. Doh ! |
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| 11-06-2024, 12:57 PM | #9288 |
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| 11-06-2024, 01:43 PM | #9289 | |
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| 11-07-2024, 11:33 AM | #9292 |
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| 11-07-2024, 05:13 PM | #9293 | |
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Also, Wild America on Sunday night. Unless we were at Great grandma’s house. Then it was Lawrence Welk.
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| 11-07-2024, 06:06 PM | #9297 | |
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| 11-07-2024, 07:14 PM | #9298 |
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Acronyms to be used for texting by seniors...
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| 11-07-2024, 07:53 PM | #9299 |
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Speaking of Early Bird specials for seniors...Wifey and I went to a restaurant here a couple of weeks ago and I ordered the walleye and fries dinner. The waiter asked if I wanted 2 or 3 walleye fillets. I said 3. When he left I asked Wifey what he was talking about, as I'd had the walleye there before and it was 3 fillets. She pointed out that the option for 2 fillets was from the senior menu.
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| 11-08-2024, 07:33 PM | #9302 |
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You know you're old if you remember this guy’s voice: Elwood Hughes Edwards Jr. He was a voice actor best known for AOL's trademark "you've got mail" greeting.
He died November 5, 2024 at 75 years old. RIP Last edited by Esteban; 11-08-2024 at 08:14 PM.. |
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