[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Douche

I'll make sure you see through that promise. I'm always around somewhere. It's cool you're not like Bimmette and will actually let me drive around your part of town. Kudos and Culos to you.

Have you driven in Mexico? No rules man! (It seems)

But I'm serious, mi casa de playa Es tu casa de playas.

But no one will drive the m6 besides me. Yaris is all yours (it's stick too though so hope you have a penis and know how to drive stick) it's a tough clutch

[Douche]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Have you driven in Mexico? No rules man! (It seems)

But I'm serious, mi casa de playa Es tu casa de playas.

But no one will drive the m6 besides me. Yaris is all yours (it's stick too though so hope you have a penis and know how to drive because I don't sit when I pee aka drive automatic cars) I kidddddddd

Kinda.

Perfect. We'll make it happen.

I have driven there and in worse places, and of course my car is mt too, so the Yaris and the m6 will be safe. I do pee sitting down though, I don't like to crap my pants when it happens when I pee.

But I'm fine knowing I can hold your hand if anything weird happens.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Douche

Perfect. We'll make it happen.

I have driven there and in worse places, and of course my car is mt too, so the Yaris and the m6 will be safe. I do pee sitting down though, I don't like to crap my pants when it happens when I pee.

But I'm fine knowing I can hold your hand if anything weird happens.

You continue to impress me.

I hate that you weren't born a woman.

[Douche]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

You continue to impress me.

I hate that you weren't born a woman.

We'll find out. Maybe I am just what you've been looking for

[Douche]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

You continue to impress me.

I hate that you weren't born a woman.

That must be exactly what Bimmette is thinking too?

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by fleeked

Oh, an ex-boyfriend you say? I believe you just offered more evidence for why we're negative towards Sara. So, Sara's a 20+ year old singe, never married (assumption - correct me if I'm wrong) mother who sleeps around in the homes of other men while her infant daughter is dropped off at her grandmother's? Thank you for the clarification!

By the way, Tara, I'm not a logician, but it's rather obvious that your claim that "this guy doesn't exist" offers further evidence for my assertion that Sara "needs to get some kind of clue". Logic 101, FTW.

Originally Posted by Douche

Don't forget locking the infant in the car and blaming it on BMW (which you rightfully pointed out as her blaming it on everybody else but herself).

I have a friend that is in a "committed" relationship, but he also has a "side-chick"...he treats the side-chick better than the guys Sara dates...just saying.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Douche

That must be exactly what Bimmette is thinking too?

I'm pretty sure she likes dudes, no?

[Douche]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

I'm pretty sure she likes dudes, no?

I don't know. I was talking friendship-like. Not sexual.

[myzmak]

I was directed to this thread by others.

Having skimmed its 50 pages I can only conclude that it is an extended piece of performance art and that 'Sara' is a compilation character, representing the platonic form of enfant terrible. In what is clearly the satire of our times, I must say bravo Mesdames et Monsieurs. This is truly wonderful art. I salute you.

If, on the other hand, any of this is real......ugh. I need another scotch.

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by Douche

Ay papi te quiero tanto mi amor como sabías que soy latina y roja por ti mi azúcar lindo querido me chupa la pija

Can you translate this song for me?

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

I'm pretty sure she likes dudes, no?

Ummm, yeah

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Ummm, yeah

Outdoorsy white guys that'll take her whitewater rafting, camping etc. Is my guess.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Outdoorsy white guys that'll take her whitewater rafting, camping etc. Is my guess.

Hahaha! Ok we aren't talking about me here.... but all I'll say is that color doesn't matter to me.

[Ultimateone]

I should come into OT more often, holy shit

[Douche]

Originally Posted by Ultimateone

I should come into OT more often, holy shit

You actually wish you had seen this before?

Sara, marry this guy.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Douche

You actually wish you had seen this before?

Sara, marry this guy.

I second this motion.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Ultimateone

I should come into OT more often, holy shit

the Sara stories are fun.. but it always goes dark for some reason (guilty I participated in one 'pretend' gay make out session - now it seems like they are going to do it for real)
no judging.. but you guys can go full gay without having to bash OP and her stories.. "criticisms" are to be expected

[MrPrena]

Someone should make a poll. I thought sara505 was in 30s.

Originally Posted by fleeked

Several reasons why most of us are negative towards Sara, based on what she's written on bimmerpost (i.e., assuming all of her statements are valid):

1. After filing a divorce with her "abusive" husband, her priorities immediately shifted into dating other men. Not only is her child not allowed to see her father, she's spending the crucial few months at her age with her grandmother, not her mother, while Sara's sleeping around in the homes of other men.

2. Sara has claimed on more than one occasion that the men she goes on dates with turn out to be "assholes", yet she's attracted to the self-centered, tattooed guidos that she goes on dates with. In other words, she's a walking contradiction.

3. No one has any fucking idea what Sara's looking for in men. Sara has no fucking idea what she's looking for in men. She needs to get some kind of clue.

4. I have not once seen Sara own up to something. It's always everyone else's fault, usually the gentleman's fault that gets stuck on a date with Sara.

5. She consistently seeks attention. When she gets it, many forum members criticize her for what she says/does, and she throws a tantrum...like a child.

6. She has it engraved in her mind that she's 21. For clarification, she's not 21. She's 30+, as I recall. She does not act 30+.

These statements are objective facts I've observed based on Sara's posts. This should not be taken as an attack against her.

Originally Posted by bimmette

Actually you have many facts wrong. The baby's daddy was a bf, not her husband. And Sara is in her 20s. Also, I believe she knows exactly what she wants: a guy who is very good-looking and built, but not cocky about it. Then he must be super wealthy and successful but have lots of time for her. And be a nice guy and good father figure but also a bit of a douchey bad boy. In other words, this guy doesn't exist.

[ShocknAwe]

Entered thread, had a giggle, left thread.

[smithf80]

Honestly, screw this thread, and a screw Sara.

I'm so done with this, this is quite possibly the dumbest thing I've ever seen on e90post.

Sara, you and girls like you are the what is wrong with most females in America. You all way guys who are perfect 10's but will just "be nice to you and not be a douche", because you won't just date a fucking 6 or 7 who will just genuinely care for you. I'm sure it would really kill you to just date someone who might not be as good looking as you (and newsflash, you're not perfect either).

I get that its fucked up that guys are that way too, but if there are tons of girls who are just judging based on appearance, then of course hot guys will take advantage of that.

You're a mother, you need to stop sleeping around and get your shit together. We should just rename this thread to "Dairy of every basic hot white girl"


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[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Oh my my my....

[JerryDelXi]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Oh my my my....

Gimme some of that