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      12-01-2015, 12:19 AM   #925
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My profanity laced rant...Peter II interim home....
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      12-01-2015, 12:22 AM   #926
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I'm the closest, and therefore easiest person to leave Peter with
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      12-01-2015, 12:25 AM   #928
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Well once I have Peter I can post from Mexico problem solved. Although I'm not much for burnouts it's opposite of driving I try to do.
Yeah, I'm ot a fan either. That's yell at territory more.

Aww. You'd take my Peter to Mexico.

That's so romantic
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      12-01-2015, 12:58 AM   #929
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You're cool and all but........PASS.
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Young'un....the adults are talking, shhhh....
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      12-01-2015, 03:20 AM   #931
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I'm not buying the goats right now as the company matching donations today seems to be only doing it for donations to World Vision USA and Lups wants to donate through Finland.
Someone correct me if I'm wrong. I'm going to sleep.
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      12-01-2015, 06:11 AM   #932
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So our goats are going to Finland?
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      12-01-2015, 08:21 AM   #933
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I don't know. You guys taught me a valuable lesson in commenting.
Well, a few people flipped out upon my last suggested picture, so i'm not posting anything without a request or some kind of prior deal for goats.

But you've already donated lots of goats.... so you shouldn't be the only one paying for said request.

Then someone else, ahem, suggested some things for you to post that would garner more goats and we only got to stage one. So i'm at a loss as to how we get more goats. Tara won't post anything with her real identity being known. Biorin is way too straight laced to post something risqué. Sara is too scared of being banned again....

Like you i'm reporting for duty, but i don't know what my duty is.
I see what you're doing and I'm not falling for it.
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      12-01-2015, 08:30 AM   #934
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      12-01-2015, 08:43 AM   #935
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[img]http://i.imgur.com/A44lKfL.png[/img


I'm glad we got all of our bases covered with the "Satanic goat sacrificing cult" coming into the thread right at the close of the secret santa registration period. It's the blood-red cherry on top of a great start to the OT Secret Santa.

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      12-01-2015, 09:00 AM   #936
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I want a new belt, this year. No more goats.

Gian Franco Ferre, they can be had for as low as $40.

Thank-you

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      12-01-2015, 09:28 AM   #937
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I'm glad we got all of our bases covered with the "Satanic goat sacrificing cult" coming into the thread right at the close of the donation period. It's the blood-red cherry on top of a great start to the OT Secret Santa.
Donation period runs through Christmas Eve.

Deadline to participate in Secret Santa has passed.
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      12-01-2015, 09:29 AM   #938
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Thank you to everyone who made this a VERY successful charitable effort.

A special thanks goes out to C5driver for encouraging us to center this idea around helping those less fortunate than ourselves.

Last but not least, i think bimmette deserves a special OT gift (over and above the male booty pics) for facilitating everything for us.
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      12-01-2015, 10:53 AM   #939
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Thank you to everyone who made this a VERY successful charitable effort.

A special thanks goes out to C5driver for encouraging us to center this idea around helping those less fortunate than ourselves.

Last but not least, i think bimmette deserves a special OT gift (over and above the male booty pics) for facilitating everything for us.
Haha! I have decided not to pick a secret Santa name for myself since it won't be a secret and that's not fun. So guys, feel free to post more pics (front or back- I don't discriminate) as a thanks to me.
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You guys rock
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      12-01-2015, 11:23 AM   #941
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Thank you to everyone who made this a VERY successful charitable effort.

A special thanks goes out to C5driver for encouraging us to center this idea around helping those less fortunate than ourselves.

Last but not least, i think bimmette deserves a special OT gift (over and above the male booty pics) for facilitating everything for us.
And of course thanks to Tonka for starting this thread. I'm happy that we aren't douchebags and actually, yesterday at a work meeting when we had to say something we are proud of, I actually mentioned what we are doing (minus this freaky goat porn thread)
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      12-01-2015, 11:30 AM   #942
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And of course thanks to Tonka for starting this thread. I'm happy that we aren't douchebags and actually, yesterday at a work meeting when we had to say something we are proud of, I actually mentioned what we are doing (minus this freaky goat porn thread)
The douchebaggery that we all share due to our BMW ties has to come out in some shape or form.
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      12-01-2015, 11:31 AM   #943
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The douchebaggery that we all share due to our BMW ties has to come out in some shape or form.
Hey...someone has to uphold the image of a BMW driver
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      12-01-2015, 11:40 AM   #944
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So, are the goats on their way or not?

I think Lups would be OK with us doubling our goat count by going via the USofA, no?

And I guess now I don't have to ask what to put on the piece of blue painter's tape I was going to put on my ass to assure you ladies it was mine.
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So, are the goats on their way or not?

I think Lups would be OK with us doubling our goat count by going via the USofA, no?
They're going to Finland. To be clear, WV US is NOT doubling the goats.
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      12-01-2015, 12:05 PM   #946
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Haha! I have decided not to pick a secret Santa name for myself since it won't be a secret and that's not fun. So guys, feel free to post more pics (front or back- I don't discriminate) as a thanks to me.
Biorin You're up.
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