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      08-12-2010, 09:03 AM   #94821
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this is totally not the reaction i was waiting for. may god have mercy on your hole
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fuck im lost
you had me at "my sister has huge tits"
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PETERSON!
even if favre doesnt come back?? they will stack the box IMO... im so torn on what to do

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did you kill a cheetah?
may god have mercy upon you... maybe this is why awhorea plays with your heart
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asl?!?!??!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?

ap OR jones drew i got the #2 pick in the draft first guy is taking chris johnson
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....brb i fucking got written up at work for parking in the doctors lot. fuck this place man
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      08-12-2010, 09:15 AM   #94827
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your my boy blue!!!!!!!!!



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a leopard thong
i was rock hard
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      08-12-2010, 09:17 AM   #94828
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....brb i fucking got written up at work for parking in the doctors lot. fuck this place man
tell them ur a dr
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he was harder than trig
jerry im gonna hit that little ass when i see you, better watch the fuck out
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Paging Dr Wookie, paging Dr. Wookie
why chewy? sal got a lot of hair or something? or hes just a beast?..... in bed
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      08-12-2010, 09:20 AM   #94832
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I don't have a little ass. I got a madunkadunk
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      08-12-2010, 09:20 AM   #94833
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"quit plaaaaaayyying gaaaaaaammess with Jerry's heart"
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i... ra.... this... no... ga... shoop a loop... got th...power..


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY SLIGHTLY SMALLER NIPPLE CAN SCRATCH GLASS
hahahahahahaha
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      08-12-2010, 09:23 AM   #94835
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i... ra.... this... no... ga... shoop a loop... got th...power..


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY SLIGHTLY SMALLER NIPPLE CAN SCRATCH GLASS
YOU JUU, wait a tick, you thief, you stole my ear line! well kinda
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LISTEN YOU FARTFITNUGGEN! I will feed you to the antelopes of the nahobi desert!!
i farted as i read this
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i was rock hard
i just lost two wrinkles
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      08-12-2010, 09:26 AM   #94839
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hahaha you mother fucker!!
just sayin..... its really all i got
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      08-12-2010, 09:27 AM   #94840
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just sayin..... its really all i got
so uh what should i do to solve this issue? im wanna get all the wrinkles away
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      08-12-2010, 09:30 AM   #94842
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so uh what should i do to solve this issue? im wanna get all the wrinkles away
like jerry said, botox, bee stings, icy hot, buffalo sauce your lips aka dick pillows
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