[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i fucking... i.. ga... spool.. EEEk.. A.. U....Shawowalakafrobinasticanarydisease!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! FUCK YOU SHANEE!

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by Capo330i

jerry my girlfriend

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

who the hell are you?

I am your mother Biotch go pick up da trash, wash da dishes, and get the hell of da xbox for I shut da breaker down you short shit!

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

ARE YOU FUCKING SHANE!?!?

ummm yes I am. Can I help you?

[SpmnE9zero]

Here you go bra!

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

sorry, i was at a short loss of words

You were at a what? Speak "UP" when you talk "TALL" to me you "MIDGET"! Hey Jerry you ever been on a "SHRIMP'N" boat b'for?

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

Three things I hate about Shane

1) he knows too much about me
2) he's from PA
3) mother fucker looks like that dude from that movie

Three things I love about Jerry:
1) He never bitches about sore knees!
2) He likes giving lap dances!
3) He flex's in every DAMN! pic I have ever seen him in!

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i got to flex... LOL get this.. im personal training 2 people today.. more motivation to work out harder.. keep getting better and better

last week = 185 on bench 6 times, this week = 225 5x, not a bad jump

homo

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i got to flex... LOL get this.. im personal training 2 people today.. more motivation to work out harder.. keep getting better and better

last week = 185 on bench 6 times, this week = 225 5x, not a bad jump

HOLY CRAP BATMAN!! You have to eb the strongest midget I have ever met! Actually you are the only legit midget I have ever met!

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

homo

I just spit my mcfinger across da woom!

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

well i do get compliments every week about my growing size and strength as well as the famous "are you back on roids".. i cant get 3 days wihtou hearing that, i really cant.. i cant wait until i'm passed the "used to do this" phase at the gym and top EVERYTHING



I JUST TOOK OUT A WIFFLE BALL BAT AND SMASHED A SQUIRELY WITH IT.. LMFAO!

you suck

[SpmnE9zero]

Jerry I cant wait to finally meet the infamous E90post whoreing midget! I am gonna smash you in the bean bag so hard you are gonna wish you had lost your virginity to a walrus!

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

it would be an honor, no a pleasure.. NO... a dream to take a dump on your feet

it would be a pleasure to watch you!

[KyLu II]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i got to flex... LOL get this.. im personal training 2 people today.. more motivation to work out harder.. keep getting better and better

last week = 185 on bench 6 times, this week = 225 5x, not a bad jump

I can bench 50 lb 2x!

[capo1m]

i need to hit up gym but i pulled a back muscle so im out of commission this week

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

I actually just thought about our first encounter, it goes a little something like this.

We're all walking towards each other, half-smile, down-syndrome like looks on our face from holding in imminent laughter. You've got a bag of salted peanuts in your hand, opened recently 4 minutes prior to contact with us.

As you get closer, you start chewing the nuts and then you say "Hey, I finally meet you fuckers".

This is where I respond, "I like what you're wearing" and then you spit up your half-eaten peanuts all over Nick. Panda is there, with the laugh one would be able to produce during the first 4 months of puberty.

The end.

it wouldnt end there, we would all pile into Rev's X5M and stroll down to the local chili dog shop, Kevin would have his gf drop him by there to meet up with us, Marbles would kill like 7 dogs and... oh yeah I forgot to mention we would all piss ourselves as we see Kev's gf drive away with Jerry's Mom's pic stapled t the back of her head!
Then we would head to Craigs to say hi and he would be watching his car get driven away on a flat bed to have some more paint work done, then we would all go high five michelle and call it a day!

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i was waiting for one of your famous reactions, instead i get a year long summary of e90post ......and a michelle reference..

swat I do best teenage mutant ninja sea turtle! I will knock you up off yo ass take out da trash!

[LeMans335xiE90]

hahaahahahahahah

and FUCK U with the chili dogs asshole

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

hahaahahahahahah

and FUCK U with the chili dogs asshole

WHAT?????....... You wanted eight, alright alright, no need to get ornery! I will buy you another! Make it 8! and some chilito fries!

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

it's true.. you eat more chilli dogs than tiz locates cumlocks in his hair

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

it's true.. you eat more chilli dogs than tiz locates cumlocks in his hair

THAT IS NOT TRUE!!! last night alone he found 8!! i have never eaten 8 chili dogs in my entire life

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

I was thinking of getting my colon cleaned thoroughly.

you want your colon cleansed? BWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!