[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Tommy-G

I have never had a hot neighbor.

The moron that lives behind me used to have a hot ass girlfriend. She used to clean their pool in red bikini. Not sure what the idiot did to lose her, but the whole neighborhood lost out on that one.

[Tommy-G]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

The moron that lives behind me used to have a hot ass girlfriend. She used to clean their pool in red bikini. Not sure what the idiot did to lose her, but the whole neighborhood lost out on that one.

I spit out my coffee...

[fiveohwblow]

Originally Posted by Tommy-G

I have never had a hot neighbor.

Me either. I’m convinced they don’t exist.

[fiveohwblow]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

The moron that lives behind me used to have a hot ass girlfriend. She used to clean their pool in red bikini. Not sure what the idiot did to lose her, but the whole neighborhood lost out on that one.

I’m doing it all wrong. I have to do all the cleaning and this guy has a hottie in a bikini doing it? I’ll be back, going to re evaluate my life choices.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Tommy-G

I spit out my coffee...

For real though! Truly a loss. There were several of my neighbors that mentioned it to me after she left. Even funnier, 90% of my neighbors are retired. None of them could tell you what day it is, but they sure as shit noticed when she stopped cleaning that pool.

[Dang3r]

Right, I got a semi-hot neighbor and Im sure she would have a red bikini but where to get a pool?

[King Rudi]

Here:
https://www.amazon.com/Inflatable-Wa...NsaWNrPXRydWU=

Fill it with baby oil and tell her you need help cleaning it.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

Me either. I’m convinced they don’t exist.

Ohh yes they do. Plenty of dents in my parent's old riding mower to prove it. I'd mow that lawn for hours.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Tommy-G

I have never had a hot neighbor.

I have……plenty of times. I've hooked up with a few; one a hot Persian named Leila…….but fuck was she alllllll about money. I mean, allllllllllll about money. She even gave me this spiel about "affording her" when I dropped her off in Newport Beach one day after we had hung out. The kicker: I was her first and only black guy (…I tend to be a lot of women's "first black guy"), but I digress. She told me all I ever would/could be to her was "fun" since she couldn't ever bring me home to the parents regardless of how nice of a guy I am. She said her parents would only approve of a white male if she decided to date outside of her culture; apparently they see white men as a step up. So….I gave it to her, as much as I could. If she was going to relegate me to being solely a piece of meat, then so be it.


I had another neighbor who was pretty decent. I did roll the dice, but she turned out to be a little odd (…she was from Oregon) and she was flaky. I saw her boyfriend the other day and he looks like the lead singer of Seether…….only heavier. Interestingly enough she's a decently fit girl.

The neighbor I avoided the other night isn't hot, but she's decent as well. I am just not attracted to her sexually, so I ignore the subtle body language she tosses my way.

There is this blonde chick who lives in my condo complex that wears her hair in two long blonde braids and who has a smoking body. I want to ravish her so bad, but I only see her when she's hopping into her boyfriend's car. If I ever get close enough to spark conversation I'm going to give it a go.

[Tommy-G]

^I envy you, like King Rudi 90% of my neighborhood is retirees

[Mein11]

I have two butch lesbian ex-cop neighbors behind me....,


The one grows tomato's right on the property line, at least gave me a can of fresh pasta sauce, just concerned it's been roofied or something.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

I saw her boyfriend the other day and he looks like the lead singer of Seether…….only heavier. Interestingly enough she's a decently fit girl.

I never understood this. As a fit, outgoing, and not ugly or socially awkward guy it's always interesting to me when I see extremely attractive women who turn down guys like me for overweight assholes with zero going for them. My ex's previous BF was an overweight verbally and mentally abusive asshole who couldn't find his way out of a paper bag. Maybe it's the "safety" of having someone they know won't stray?

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

I never understood this. As a fit, outgoing, and not ugly or socially awkward guy it's always interesting to me when I see extremely attractive women who turn down guys like me for overweight assholes with zero going for them. My ex's previous BF was an overweight verbally and mentally abusive asshole who couldn't find his way out of a paper bag. Maybe it's the "safety" of having someone they know won't stray?

I assume it's an insecurity thing some of the time. It's interesting because some women will ogle the fit guy on television or a poster, but will have issues dating one. Some women have admitted it's a mixture of insecurity and some false belief that the guy will value the gym more than her (…yet those same women want to workout and look good in a two piece bikini). Women also confuse conditioning with size. I've had women tell me I'm "too big" when I'm super lean, but I'm actually smaller [in weight] when I'm lean(er). They don't like abs! It's not uncommon for a woman tell me they like my physique better when I'm less defined. I dunno. Women are weird.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Tommy-G

^I envy you, like King Rudi 90% of my neighborhood is retirees

You can go puma hunting.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Tommy-G

^I envy you, like King Rudi 90% of my neighborhood is retirees

This only means that we can afford the nice neighborhoods sir. I'm the last house on the end of cul de sac. Before my neighbors across the street moved in, I was the youngest person on my street. Another positive on this is that my neighbors are quiet and leave me alone.

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

I never understood this. As a fit, outgoing, and not ugly or socially awkward guy it's always interesting to me when I see extremely attractive women who turn down guys like me for overweight assholes with zero going for them. My ex's previous BF was an overweight verbally and mentally abusive asshole who couldn't find his way out of a paper bag. Maybe it's the "safety" of having someone they know won't stray?

I have asked my attractive friends what makes them date guys who are not of the same stature. The replies I got were all over the place, but the one that continued to come up was that guys, who take care of themselves and are considered a catch end up being difficult to date due to other women throwing themselves at them. If an attractive woman is dating an unattractive guy, it's one of the following a.) money, b.) the woman has low self-esteem, c.) she really does love the guy and what he looks like is not important and d.) well.....the D.

Strange observations over time: When I weighed 240, women threw themselves at me. (Not conceited, just stating facts) After I lost 100 pounds, dress differently and carry myself differently; (all based off what I've heard women say there were attracted to) I now catch women checking me out, but now they are intimidated. I was actually turned down at one point for not being fat enough. Crazy how the body shaming goes both ways. I've never heard a woman say, "Damn, look at the love handles on that guy!" But if you have 6 pack abs, a.) if they are only interested in sex they let you know fast and b.) if they are looking for an actual relationship, you'll get nowhere with abs. Strangest thing.

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

You can go puma hunting.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

This only means that we can afford the nice neighborhoods sir. I'm the last house on the end of cul de sac. Before my neighbors across the street moved in, I was the youngest person on my street. Another positive on this is that my neighbors are quiet and leave me alone.

I have asked my attractive friends what makes them date guys who are not of the same stature. The replies I got were all over the place, but the one that continued to come up was that guys, who take care of themselves and are considered a catch end up being difficult to date due to other women throwing themselves at them. If an attractive woman is dating an unattractive guy, it's one of the following a.) money, b.) the woman has low self-esteem, d.) she really does love the guy and what he looks like is not important and d.) well.....the D.

Strange observations over time: When I weighed 240, women threw themselves at me. (Not conceited, just stating facts) After I lost 100 pounds, dress differently and carry myself differently; (all based off what I've heard women say there were attracted to) I now catch women checking me out, but now they are intimidated. I was actually turned down at one point for not being fat enough. Crazy how the body shaming goes both ways. I've never heard a woman say, "Damn, look at the love handles on that guy!" But if you have 6 pack abs, a.) if they are only interested in sex they let you know fast and b.) if they are looking for an actual relationship, you'll get nowhere with abs. Strangest thing.

There's a lot of truth to what you've posted. It's like the Twilight Zone. Too fat or too fit, you're fucked either way.

Another weird correlation that women tend to draw is….


….if you're fit and attractive, you're a player. I mean, WTF kind of rationale is that?!??

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

There's a lot of truth to what you've posted. It's like the Twilight Zone. Too fat or too fit, you're fucked either way.

Another weird correlation that women tend to draw is….


….if you're fit and attractive, you're a player. I mean, WTF kind of rationale is that?!??

Um.....I'm not sure that either of us are the ones to prove this to be inaccurate.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Um.....I'm not sure that either of us are the ones to prove this to be inaccurate.

Well we are both single, so by definition we can't be players. None of the women in my life have defined what we are despite me telling two of them (…the two that I actually have a real genuine affection for and who I would give up the single life for) that I want a relationship, sooooooo……..

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Well we are both single, so by definition we can't be players. None of the women in my life have defined what we are, sooooooo……..

I like to think my very existence and the type of shit I do/say on regular basis makes me indefinable. As a sigma type individual, I basically just do whatever the hell I want anyway, and it somehow just seems to work for me.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

I like to think my very existence and the type of shit I do/say on regular basis makes me indefinable. As an sigma type individual, I basically just do whatever the hell I want anyway, and it somehow just seems to work for me.

Divinity graces our paths.

[Sedan_Clan]

Just met some chick at the gym I've been eyeing awhile. I finally pounced. I suppose we'll see where this goes. Her legs and the nose ring got me. Lol!

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Just met some chick at the gym I've been eyeing awhile. I finally pounced. I suppose we'll see where this goes. Her legs and the nose ring got me. Lol!

You wore the grey, didn't you???