[Pauly Wauly]

Originally Posted by Esteban

I don't have a beard anymore, haven't had one for many years and when I did it was brown. I think you have me mixed up with someone else.

Oh, so sorry. You`re right. I must have you mixed up with someone else.

[dscabra]

Originally Posted by Esteban

I don't have a beard anymore, haven't had one for many years and when I did it was brown. I think you have me mixed up with someone else.

Gray beard is a term of respect for one's experience in my line of work.

[Pauly Wauly]

You know you're old when...

[Buug959]

Originally Posted by dscabra

Gray beard is a term of respect for one's experience in my line of work.

What about white beard?

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by dscabra

Gray beard is a term of respect for one's experience in my line of work.

Gray matter is a behind-the-back insult by young workers to old executives starting work for new employers.....

[ezaircon4jc]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

Gray matter is a behind-the-back insult by young workers to old executives starting work for new employers.....

Proverbs 16:31 (NIV):

Gray hair is a crown of splendor; it is attained in the way of righteousness.

[3.0L]

Originally Posted by Pauly Wauly

You know you're old when...

She loves me, she loves me not…

[3.0L]

you used these.

[JeffL0]

Originally Posted by 3.0L

you used these.

Dang, I still have about 8 sets of them

[kscarrol]

Yes, still use them!

[Vindicator3]

Still have one pair of wingtips for when I need to suit up, still store them with cedar trees the rest of the time.

[Esteban]

Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do.

[ezaircon4jc]

Originally Posted by 3.0L

you used these.

Originally Posted by JeffL0

Dang, I still have about 8 sets of them

Originally Posted by kscarrol

Yes, still use them!

Originally Posted by Vindicator3

Still have one pair of wingtips for when I need to suit up, still store them with cedar trees the rest of the time.

Same here! I don't have 8 pairs, but I have more than one!

[Lady Jane]

I won't mention any names. You know who you are.

[3.0L]

Originally Posted by Vindicator3

Still have one pair of wingtips for when I need to suit up, still store them with cedar trees the rest of the time.

I got my first pair of wingtips while I was high school. I loved those shoes!

[ezaircon4jc]

Originally Posted by 3.0L

I got my first pair of wingtips while I was high school. I loved those shoes!

Still have a black pair of slip-ons with tassels.

[ZHP to B58]

I stopped getting addressed as "bro" or "man" at drive-thrus lately. Now more often than not, it's "sir."

I ain't no "sir" yet.

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by ZHP to B58

I stopped getting addressed as "bro" or "man" at drive-thrus lately. Now more often than not, it's "sir."

I ain't no "sir" yet.

Wait until you get to the "mister" phase, and have to tell everyone that's your father's name.....

[M_Six]

When they call you "Dearie,", you know you're looking old.

[3798j]

then there's the transition...

[M_Six]

Originally Posted by 3798j

then there's the transition...

What the waitress is really thinking.

"He reminds me of my grandpa."

[Esteban]

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "Yes." "Then let him out!"