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      08-24-2010, 10:22 AM   #96405
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I herd Jerry is so bad. In bed not even his hands want to have sex with him! Some say that he gave a new definition to minute man!!
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i heard lou's dick is so small, the girl says "Just use your tongue"
us mexicans are hung like flea's
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i heard lou's dick is so small, the girl says "Just use your tongue"
Booooooo heard that one b4!! But one girl told me once my finger felt better than my penis FML I guess my peniz what too big! Ha! And it's not the size of the boat it's the motion in the ocean
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Booooooo heard that one b4!! But one girl told me once my finger felt better than my penis FML I guess my peniz what too big! Ha! And it's not the size of the boat it's the motion in the ocean
i think you have a nice penis
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i think you have a nice penis
This is why I love you kev You complete me
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This is why I love you kev You complete me
we go way back!! remember when we jumped the border together? i woulda never gotten over that wall if you didnt give me a boost
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Some say that Jerry it's a failed experiment breed of Arnold Schwarzenegger and yoda. and it's rumored he had a sexual encounter with a man somewhere deep in jersey woods!
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you are not allowed to say my girls name



we go way back!! remember when we jumped the border together? i woulda never gotten over that wall if you didnt give me a boost
I would had never survived in that cold night desert without your warmth
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I would had never survived in that cold night desert without your warmth
you dick, i just laughed like a RAtard in front of quite a few people
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      08-24-2010, 10:51 AM   #96415
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you dick, i just laughed like a RAtard in front of quite a few people
Your customers dont speaka englais anyway!
"They dont even know how to wead!"
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Your customers dont speaka englais anyway!
true, but they can tell when someone is "special" from the laugh lol
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true, but they can tell when someone is "special" from the laugh lol
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this guy just left in his f-150 with 4 55gallon drums of oil, and 12 big bucket teeth, his rear mudflaps were dragging on the ground and the hitch was about 1/2" from the ground! thats how people get killed!!!
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this guy just left in his f-150 with 4 55gallon drums of oil, and 12 big bucket teeth, his rear mudflaps were dragging on the ground and the hitch was about 1/2" from the ground! thats how people get killed!!!
you know anyone selling a pickup truck bro?? serious.... trying to spend no more than 5k on it
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this guy just left in his f-150 with 4 55gallon drums of oil, and 12 big bucket teeth, his rear mudflaps were dragging on the ground and the hitch was about 1/2" from the ground! thats how people get killed!!!
OMG! I used to work at Lowes when I was a young'n, this guy had us load a 2wd S10 with so much ply wood, it literally had trouble moving! ajajaja ahhahahah
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you know anyone selling a pickup truck bro?? serious.... trying to spend no more than 5k on it
5k will get you a decent ranger from the late 90's early 00's in 4x4.
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you know anyone selling a pickup truck bro?? serious.... trying to spend no more than 5k on it
not right now no, but i will ask around

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OMG! I used to work at Lowes when I was a young'n, this guy had us load a 2wd S10 with so much ply wood, it literally had trouble moving! ajajaja ahhahahah
hahahaha when i was 17 i worked at j.c. penny's, they had me bring a curio cabinet down to load up for this lady, i go outside, and she has an old civic (a bubble) lol, the cabinet was bigger then the car, and she was mad that i wasnt even going to attempt to put it in
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5k will get you a decent ranger from the late 90's early 00's in 4x4.
cheap and reliable


and nick i can do the "camo" mod for your interior
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5k will get you a decent ranger from the late 90's early 00's in 4x4.
exactly what i want something to drive daily and not have to put back road miles on my baby

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not right now no, but i will ask around



hahahaha when i was 17 i worked at j.c. penny's, they had me bring a curio cabinet down to load up for this lady, i go outside, and she has an old civic (a bubble) lol, the cabinet was bigger then the car, and she was mad that i wasnt even going to attempt to put it in
thanks you da best... i went to get gas friday (was gonna get it thursday but was like ahh lemme just wait til friday and i asked the mechanic and he said he sold a 04 ranger that was nice for 4k on thursday... i was like
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In NJ with only 53K Kevin will like this one!
http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/vdp.js...standard=false

it looks really nice, but i wouldnt get a lifted IFS suspension ranger, the front cv angles are barely ever corrected with the lift kits available, and the ones that are good are about 10k for just the suspension components
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