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      12-22-2015, 12:09 AM   #9637
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I'd like to apologize in behalf of women everywhere again...

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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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Hey, matching minidresses are hot
I'm sorry Alex, I love you to bits but you're sooo not the miniskirt type. Please, shoei is my friend, he doesn't need to witness that.
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Hey, matching minidresses are hot
I'm sorry Alex, I love you to bits but you're sooo not the miniskirt type. Please, shoei is my friend, he doesn't need to witness that.
Oh please... Alex is 6'0, it'd be criminal not to share her supermodel legs with the world.
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Hey, matching minidresses are hot
I'm sorry Alex, I love you to bits but you're sooo not the miniskirt type. Please, shoei is my friend, he doesn't need to witness that.
Oh please... Alex is 6'0, it'd be criminal not to share her supermodel legs with the world.
And now I know who can and cannot be trusted, Biorin...

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Thank you! Back to the purpose of this thread (hint: it is not a chatty-Kathy thread)
Just curious

Why did you not spell "Kathy" with a "C" to make Chatty Cathy?
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Why did you not spell "Kathy" with a "C" to make Chatty Cathy?
Because "Kathy" is short for Katherine and that is the version I am more familiar with.

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      12-22-2015, 11:33 AM   #9645
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Hey, matching minidresses are hot
I'm sorry Alex, I love you to bits but you're sooo not the miniskirt type. Please, shoei is my friend, he doesn't need to witness that.
You hush!!!

I have it on credible authority that C5driver is a current supermodel and has legs for days!!!!!
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You hush!!!

I have it on credible authority that C5driver is a current supermodel and has legs for days!!!!!
You too, ASB??!! Et tu, Brute??!!!
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Oh please... Alex is 6'0, it'd be criminal not to share her supermodel legs with the world.
I shared this one, remember? Can't see the mini though....
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I shared this one, remember? Can't see the mini though....
It puts the lotion on the skin!!
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I shared this one, remember? Can't see the mini though....
It puts the lotion on the skin!!
....and apparently wears hippy Chucks as well....
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Agreed on all counts... That's some California dry skin needs lotion on my shins asap legs right there...

And I nominate C5 to be the first to be invited onto a boat... Because if we bust a titanic and hit an iceberg, we can just have C5 paddle us back to shore with those things she calls feet... They're like portable oars from this angle...
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What are you...12?

Don't tag me in this stupidity, Phil.
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We all are only 12 on here...
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Don't tag me in this stupidity, Phil.
Pulling your long leg ...
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Don't tag me in this stupidity, Phil.
Penis jokes are funny no matter the age, Alexis.
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Penis jokes are funny no matter the age, Alexis.
I heard yesterday it's actually Alexa .
And my reaction was like...This sounds like Russia .
But maybe you Biorin knows more about it ? Because I'm kinda spinning around in a mysterious tumbler with C5 ?
Actually I like mysterious girls but there are limits...
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