[OC Guy]

btw, I'm going to setup a LAN meet to play CS somewhere. You should pull out your man-card and see if you can go Firas.

[E90SLAM]

Originally Posted by OC 335i

Firas always has an AK handy I see.

[boostedbavarian]

Originally Posted by 3onDubs

Cool...thanks man


i'll go "propose" my new schedule in a lil bit

haha good luck..if they dont understand tell them to and be like

[3onDubs]

Originally Posted by OC 335i

Firas always has an AK handy I see.

You never know

[3onDubs]

Originally Posted by OC 335i

btw, I'm going to setup a LAN meet to play CS somewhere. You should pull out your man-card and see if you can go Firas.

haha...if I get beat up, im blaming it on you



jk

[OC Guy]

Originally Posted by Man Card App

APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH E90POST

Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:
I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period:






Time of return

Date: Time of departure: NOT to exceed:

Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.










Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer Wine Liquor Total
Location: From: To:

Location: From: To:

Location: From: To:
Locations to be visited





Females with whom conversation

is permitted
IMPORTANT – STRIPPER CLAUSE: Notwithstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship.
I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you to a Robbie Williams concert, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.


I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct.

Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:

Request is: APPROVED DENIED


This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.

"……………………………………………………………………………………………………………

Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time:






Date: Time of departure: Time of return:



Signed – Girlfriend/Fiancé/Wife:

^^ For Firas.

[3onDubs]

Originally Posted by boostedbavarian

haha good luck..if they dont understand tell them to and be like

I'll just throw a bunch of smiley's at them real quick....confuse them n shit

[!Xoible]

Originally Posted by OC 335i

You missed it the other night, Nabil was playing Counterstrike. I looked up and said WTF dude, you are on the wrong side. NABIL is a COUNTER-TERRORIST?



Then we started calling it Counter-Nabil.

***** you gotta learn how ur enemy thinks too man.. gotta wear their hat

[E90SLAM]

Originally Posted by 3onDubs

You never know

[3onDubs]

Originally Posted by OC 335i

^^ For Firas.

....sent to printer

[Bimmerbaby]

Originally Posted by OC 335i

btw, I'm going to setup a LAN meet to play CS somewhere. You should pull out your man-card and see if you can go Firas.

[jumpingjz]

Originally Posted by OC 335i

btw, I'm going to setup a LAN meet to play CS somewhere. You should pull out your man-card and see if you can go Firas.

when and where?!?!!

JZ

[OC Guy]

Originally Posted by mantis

***** you gotta learn how ur enemy thinks too man.. gotta wear their hat

Somehow I picture you saying ***** with an accent. Kinda like how Borat would say it.

Here's my hat:

[boostedbavarian]

Originally Posted by 3onDubs

....sent to printer

yea thats good gotta give it to a few guys that work for me..lol

[OC Guy]

Originally Posted by jumpingjz

when and where?!?!!

JZ

You are banned from committing to a meet sir. If you are going to show up, just come.

[!Xoible]

Originally Posted by OC 335i

You are banned from committing to a meet sir. If you are going to show up, just come.

couldnt have said it better mysellf.....

obviously, coz i have a accent

[jumpingjz]

Originally Posted by OC 335i

You are banned from committing to a meet sir. If you are going to show up, just come.

but i never committed to a meet lol

JZ

[Bimmerbaby]

Originally Posted by mantis

***** you gotta learn how ur enemy thinks too man.. gotta wear their hat

but it will mess up the hair?

[3onDubs]

Originally Posted by boostedbavarian

yea thats good gotta give it to a few guys that work for me..lol

Originally Posted by jumpingjz

but i never committed to a meet lol

JZ

hence the ban

[jumpingjz]

Noooooooooooooooooo I've Been Ban!!!

Jz

[E90SLAM]

Originally Posted by jumpingjz

but i never committed to a meet lol

JZ

[!Xoible]

Originally Posted by jumpingjz

Noooooooooooooooooo I've Been Ban!!!

Jz

hell ya