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      10-07-2014, 10:18 PM   #947
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Dudes. I'm pretty fucking drunk right now. Thank god I'm still a good texter and I have this thread bookmarked now. Five pints at the bar, then three Shifts at home. Anyways, Billup, just bang her and get it over with. Bitches like that aren't worth your time.

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      10-07-2014, 11:01 PM   #948
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Aaand I guess I'm the only one here now. .__. @Billup and @Lups you have disappointed me.
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Aaand I guess I'm the only one here now. .__. @Billup and @Lups you have disappointed me.
I'm in! west coast, sorry. I had a fucked up day, which ended in the most annoying way, I just poured myself a glass of wine and one probably is enough to put me to sleep
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Aaand I guess I'm the only one here now. .__. @Billup and @Lups you have disappointed me.
I'm in! west coast, sorry. I had a fucked up day, which ended in the most annoying way, I just poured myself a glass of wine and one probably is enough to put me to sleep
I know I'm new but hope your night is better than your day was !! I've got the trusty vodka that's local I fused with locally grown peaches mixed with my Arnold Palmer
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I'm in! west coast, sorry. I had a fucked up day, which ended in the most annoying way, I just poured myself a glass of wine and one probably is enough to put me to sleep
Sounds like you need whiskey! Haha
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Sounds like you need whiskey! Haha
CAn I just have a beer? I'm mad at myself, and I fucking hate life as it is now.

Why can't anyone make a phone I would want!? And who the fuck had to kill mine tonight.

Oh yeah, me.
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CAn I just have a beer? I'm mad at myself, and I fucking hate life as it is now.

Why can't anyone make a phone I would want!? And who the fuck had to kill mine tonight.

Oh yeah, me.
NOPE. Okay, maybe. And LOL. I've sobered up too much. Sleepy time soon. But don't fret! I plan on drinking myself under tomorrow night as well! You better be present!
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NOPE. Okay, maybe. And LOL. I've sobered up too much. Sleepy time soon. But don't fret! I plan on drinking myself under tomorrow night as well! You better be present!
buahhaa, get a beer, let's rock no life. I'm trying to choose mods for my car tonight, I don't like him anymore.
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I'm looking fwd to more Lups drunken advice for clueless men..
Comon girl, spill the beans.. help a nerd/loser
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So, I just started working at my job like 3-4 months ago. Found out today that we have an office Christmas party every year. Also found out that there's no alcohol served/allowed at said Christmas party. Woe is me.
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So, I just started working at my job like 3-4 months ago. Found out today that we have an office Christmas party every year. Also found out that there's no alcohol served/allowed at said Christmas party. Woe is me.
This is where you revert to HS thinking, and you bring a water bottle filled with vodka to spike your drinks with. COME ON MAN, THINK LOGICS.
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This is where you revert to HS thinking, and you bring a water bottle filled with vodka to spike your drinks with. COME ON MAN, THINK LOGICS.
What I need is a flask. Surprised I don't already own one.
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Flasks don't get thru the metal detectors, hence Billup's recommendation of water bottle.
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Flasks don't get thru the metal detectors, hence Billup's recommendation of water bottle.
They have plastic flasks now just for that reason.
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"Oh, this fruit punch is just too sweet, so I brought some water to reduce the sugar content"

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"Oh, the old flask trick"
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Flasks don't get thru the metal detectors, hence Billup's recommendation of water bottle.
Thank you.
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Any fellow drunkards on here tonight?

Enjoying some vodka & Surge while I finish up Transformers: Dark of the Moon. New South Park tonight too!

And I don't have to worry about metal detectors at the office, haha. However, I have used the water bottle filled with Everclear for a flight to Beijing before.
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      10-08-2014, 10:11 PM   #965
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yes.
That's all I needed. @Billup we need to go on a drunken adventure sometime, considering you're not too far from me. Drunken escapades abound!
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      10-08-2014, 10:13 PM   #966
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Bruh, the new season of South Park is pretty great. I need more apcohol. @Billup and @Lups need to get up in here. I plan on getting even more schmammered. Grey Goose and Surge, then Shift and Mtn Dew. Tonight is a good night.
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Bruh, the new season of South Park is pretty great. I need more apcohol. @Billup and @Lups need to get up in here. I plan on getting even more schmammered. Grey Goose and Surge, then Shift and Mtn Dew. Tonight is a good night.
Lol I don't think I fit in very well with my knitting and a half a glass of wine but sure, I'm in!
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Lol I don't think I fit in very well with my knitting and a half a glass of wine but sure, I'm in!
Bruh, if you're intoxicated, you fit in! Haha
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